Crash! Slam! Bang!

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I jump up from the couch only to see my Aunt and Quinn laughing as they stumble in, neither of them seem to notice us laying on the couch, they continue kissing, Quinn carelessly slides my aunts jacket off letting it fall on the floor, my Aunt backs Quinn up against the wall finally picking her up, she wraps her legs around my aunts waist pausing just for a moment to push some of her hair behind her ear, then my aunt bites her lip as they stumble their way back towards her bedroom giggling in between kisses, finally slamming the door shut.

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"What happened!" Aunt Rachel yells jumping up

"Umm I think we should go to your apartment and fast Aunt Rachel, Aunt San and Quinn just..."

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We hear Quinn moan and both our eyes go wide

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"Ummm B let's go to my apartment you can stay the night, you definitely don't need or want to see or hear anything else" she laughs waving her hand around. With as strict as my aunt is with me with boys I can't wait to give her so much shit tomorrow!

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Santana's POV

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I watch her sleep, slowly moving the hair out of her beautiful face. I can't believe it finally happened. I slowly exhale.

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"It's really creepy Lopez" she mumbles and I laugh

"Shut it Fabray!" I say hitting her with my pillow

She laughs turning fully into me finally opening her eyes

"Man I've missed those eyes" I exhale

"I never knew you were such a softie" she says touching my collarbone making me laugh "It's cute"

I scoff "I'm not cute, I'm hot!"

"Yeah yeah yeah" she says rolling her eyes

I pull her closer into me and close my eyes, we eventually fall back asleep.

I wake up a few hours later and realize I'm alone

I head out to the kitchen and hear laughing, I see Beth and Quinn making lunch, I don't say anything, I sit on the stool and watch them. They have music playing and they're dancing

"Okay ladies I have the noodles!" I hear as Rachel re-enters the apartment

"Oh Santana!" Nice of you to finally join us, long night?" She laughs walking into the kitchen but before I can answer Quinn turns around and winks at me, I quirk my eyebrow which makes her bit her lip.

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"You guys are so gross are you going to be like this from now on?" Beth asks as she rolls her eyes

Quinn walks over to me and I grab her by the waist onto my lap placing exaggerated kisses all over her face and neck , which makes Beth gag and Rachel laugh.

"Yes Elizabeth, this is how I'm going to be now so get used to it" I say as Quinn hits my arm and Rachel laughs shaking her head. "Hopefully next time you'll be wearing more clothes Santana Lopez" Rachel says I look down and notice I'm in a sports bra and sweats, I shrug "It's my house tiny human don't look"

She laughs and shakes her head. Quinn whispers "I'm definitely looking" as she continues to kiss me and it's making me want to just take her back into my room. I hear Rachel laugh "You guys are absolutely disgusting"

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"Oh and guys" Beth starts, Quinn and I look over at her "Next time you might want to scan the room before getting your mack on in front of your kid, definitely something I never want to see again"

"Oh my god" Quinn laughs "She looks like me but sounds like you, San we're in so much trouble"

I look at her mortified but then catch what Beth said "Oh were completely screwed Fabray. Beth...Our kid huh?" I look at Beth who smiles and nods. I wink at her.

"What are we having for lunch?" I ask trying to change the subject.

"Spaghetti!" Beth chants, looking back at me with Quinn's damn smirk in place shaking her head and I know she will NEVER let me live this down. God Damn it.