(Moved my thoughts to the bottom this time)
Chapter 12: Living with Lammy -
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We all head to the car after leaving the premises, and Paula gets her flat ass off of me, mocking my flesh-wound..The bitch. Katy and Paula were carrying Skylar on their shoulders as we trot through the forest, which wasn't didn't have packs of animals breathing down our throats like our first venture through it, as if they knew what type of shit we just pulled. Zeeda patches my arm up with a med kit that was in the trunk of the car, "Hmmhmm. For a guy with a flesh-wound, your arm is still quite firm to the fingers" she flirts, and I roll my eyes. Before we knew it, we were on the road again, on our way to Big T's building with Zeeda at the wheel. It's so gonna take forever for this damn wound to heal, which sucks cuz I always have a hankerin' for Lammy's genitals.
"Hey…uhh..Hubby..I…N-nmv, I mean nevermind!"
"What's up, Lams? Gotta say something?"
"I'll…Uh.. N-no, don't mind me."
"If you say so…..Im sorry for what went down back there."
"Don't feel too bad about it.. I've had some crazy days before.." she said while looking away.
"Like what do you mean by crazy?"
"Like..When I watered down a burning building..Flew a plane with a sleepy pilot..Then it k-kinda crashed.. Chopping down a tree with a crazy lumber-jack guy…Dealing with an alien singer who electrocuted everyone at a concert..Dealing with an anti-me.. Getting my luggage back while I tried out s-skydiving..uuh there's a-also-"
"OK OK, I get it! Phew man, and I thought everything we were doing was insane. You were doing some really dangerous stuff too."
"Y-yeah but…Im glad many things around me calmed down when Im with you..For the most part."
"Well let's hope things will be kept calmed down after we own his place, alright Lams?"
"Are you…sure we can live life in a cramped office like his? I-it sounds like we'll keep being busy with concerts and…..All I really wanna do is spend time with you.. At either of our homes."
"I'll talk it over with him. Huh. I dunno why that thought never crossed my mind."
"Maybe your minds too filled with plowing her?"
"Well I didn't ask you, Paula."
"It sounds like the case to me if Im being honest. Hmmhmm 3"
"You shut up too, nymphomaniac!"
"I understand, hubby.. Coming from all that must've been alot for you..and your arm.."
Hearing that brightened up my mood. I really like how Lams sees the best in me and has my best interest, "Well yknow, thing that matters is that we made it out alive" I said, trying to look cool with a knee on the seat and arms folded. My moment I tried to make was broken when the car stopped rather suddenly, lunging my face into the back of the seat, and I scurried to face Zeeda who was at the wheel, "Why the hell'd you stop like that?! Where's the fire?!" I asked loudly, "There.." Zeeda replies while pointing up at Big T's building, appearing to be burning. "No…There's no way.." Skylar said, looking very worried with widened eyes, "I should've stayed so this didn't happen…Dammit! Pull over now!" he demanded while loading his gun. Zeeda pulled over as close as she could to the place, then Skylar slumped out of the car, jumping on the fire trucks nearby, running up it's extended ladder, then used a hook-launcher to extend to the top of the tower, and run up on it while pulling on it's rope. "Wow, look at him g- Nevermind that, let's hurry too!" I yelled as we rushed into the building, which quickly turned out that the stadium's over ran by thugs. Zeeda shots anyone who were in our way and we got into the elevator.
A moment of the elevator's ascension, it suddenly stops. Zeeda pokes a hole into it with an initial shot through the floor, then charges the beams, focusing them into one point with half a visor extending out of one of the metal hair bracelets, and unleashes a powerful stream of photons down the hole to eject the elevator the rest of the way up. "Why didn't you do that before?" I asked, "It takes time" she quickly replied…What ev, we're at the top floor now! Murdle kicks open the door, and we see Skylar being held down, sat on even, by the big, bulky white tiger as he aims the gun at TigerTooth. "What the hell?! What happened here, blondie?!" I asked, "I must've overestimated myself..That climb took alot out of me. This guy's skilled too" he explains himself. We left the gloves and everything else in the car, so nothing i can do. "Get him, Murdle" I quickly demanded, "You got it :v " Murdle replied, taking his claws out, making the guy bat his eye. "You got kids into this? Im the leader of the gang, so try your bes-" Paula cuts him off by kicking him in the face with the bottom of her foot, making him fly into the table in front of him. "Wow Paula, didn't expect that either" I said with a giggle, "I've been sidelined for the longest. I can take charge from here" she said seriously, "Drrrgg! What makes you think you can take Capre on, lil girl?" he asked while getting up. "Say cheese, fucker" she said before quickly flashing the camera into his eyes, making him hold his eyes and stomps his nuts in as he squirms against the table.. Yikes, didn't have to do all that. "Anytime now, Murdy" she demands before jumping away, then the guy finds himself skewered to the table, ending him…Or so we thought, before he grabbed Murdle's arm, looking at him menacing at first, then pleads "…Plz man, you can spare my life here! I got a kid at home that needs me and everything!", "Well that's what they all say before I kill them :p" Murdle replied, "H-how about this, I make one of you the new boss and I can go free!" he suggests, "Sounds like we really don't need you. just let it go" he said to him nonchalantly. Before he struck I yelled and demanded "Wait!", making everyone stare in confusion at me, "If I were to choose someone…It'd be Paula, and you three could fix the wrongs by starting a new life with the gang" I suggested after thinking for a bit, "But what if they act up?" Zeeda asked, "Then you can kill them all. My orders" I replied, making Zeeda and Murdle have very evil smiles on their faces upon hearing that. "But…my only son.." he tried to start, "Look, they were gonna kill you all anyway, so be thankful I practically saved your asses" I replied. "Hmm I can whip these guys into shape but I got a job now" Paula informs, "Then I'll fill in for you when you need to work" Skylar suggests, "Ooooh Skylar, thank you! You're such a man!" she happily said while holding onto him with a hug, making his body jerk from her pressing on his wounds as he puts on a painful expression.
"Kid.." Tigertooth says from across his desk, lowering his hands as I turn to him. "Yeah chief?" I asked, "My time's…Almost..Up..The schedule's on the wall there.." Tigertooth says, struggling to point the wall to my right…..It really pains me to see him like….This.. As if a black hole spawned in my guts..Big T then stands up, and after he brushes himself down then bandaging his numerous wounds, Skylar insists "I'll…Take you down..To the funeral place". The fire department extinguish the fires around the building, then extend their ladders high and wide outside the elevator door that leads to the office, "Bring him over here. We uninstalled the elevator itself and everything" they urge. "On the way…*COUGHS*" Skylar coughs loudly, spitting some blood on the floor, but carries the big lug on his back, despite clearly overworking himself. It really seems as if he's used to being doing all of this on his own; Well, this literally takes the weight off our shoulders, and…Im not sure if I can handle seeing another person die today… "Don't worry about whoever's down there. Those punks are with me, and I got their leader right here" Paula says, grabbing the wannabe mobster leader's collar, making the fireman scratch his head nervously. I look to Lams, noticing her shaking, similar to a few days ago, "Something wrong, Lams?" I asked, "Well…I don't…want you to..take his place..It'd…It.." she tried to answer, "Yeeeeah?" I insist, "It'd….TAKE AWAY FROM SPENDING TIME WITH OUR CHILD" she announces, surprising everyone in the room enough to drop their jaws, "I…actually knocked you up…..? I thought it was impossible.." I react, "Everyone did too..But it worked..for us.." Lammy replied..Unsure how to reply, Skylar turns back to us with a determined face and a smile, "I'll be the take over the business then! You can be my assistant and Lammy can earn money from her performances here like before" Skylar insists before descending to downstairs, Big T sheds a tear. So I'm gonna be a dad now..I didn't expect this. Like I really didn't. "Im sorry I didn't tell yo-" she attempts to say before I kiss her on the lips to her surprise, then she embraced my affection locking her lips with me. "Hehehe, don't stop 3" Zeeda suggestively says, trying to rub her nipples, making Murdle back into a corner, and I stop the kissing after hearing her, "…Let's take this to the house, Lams" I suggest, feeling embarrassed. "Wait" Lammy began while looking up into my eyes, "I have..something else I wanna start doing" she said, which caught my interest.
So ok.. Here's how things have turned out after we had the kid.. Hours on end, Lammy was screaming in such great agony during birth. I was at her side for all that time, awaiting for our child to be born, feeling many things..Sympathy for the difficulties of the baby coming out of her, coming to terms of entering parenthood, and…Just how is this going to work? At any rate, doc cut the cord and her hair was such a mess..The baby's and Lammy's. Yeah, doc said it's a girl. She had her looks but darker red hair, and…not sure where my traits are. Despite looking as if she stayed up all night…Ok she did, but still, she was able give her baby a lively smile. Lammy then turns to me, "Do you..Have a name for her, hubby?" she asked, "Hmm.. Im thinking…She looks so much like you so.. How about Sammy Lamb?" I suggest, and our baby giggles to the name. "I think she likes it so.. Might as well, right?" she agrees with a light smile, looking at me. I take a really huge breath, cuz this is a new huge step in my life… Oh and almost forgot, back to that thing that caught my interest earlier. Jump to the next three days. "Can you watch Sammy for me, hubby?" Lammy asks, "Yeah, sure thing. Do your thing out there" I reply, seeing her go out the door. Lammy does into multiple supermarkets and restaurants, asking nicely if she can play her music at those places. Many times she got scheduled appointments to come back, because apparently people really liked her soothing solos, and she lets them know if she needs to do the concerts for Skylar. And yea, she fortunately earns money this way, not nearly as much from concert performances, but it's what she does to express her craft that she's impressive at. And this is how she lived her life, and this is what she told me all about wanting this before settling at her house with our Sammy inside her. The En-
Oh and Then there's how i sometimes do work for Skylar as an assistant but dude got most of the work covered on his side. Zeeda is basically Katy's bodyguard she can call in. Murdle decided to go around being a prankster apparently, never getting caught and causing mischief throughout the city; Dropping water buckets on people from the shadows, painting all over the buildings, emptying toothpaste all over porches, leaving disturbing messages in scratch marks on people's homes like "IF 4 PEOPLE SEE THIS, YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT" or "IM WATCHING YOU, AMY", real classic eh? Yeah, he's a whole other issue entirely e e. Whenever I meet him though, he interestingly seems a bit more sulky and hates what he's doing, turning out to just wanna enjoy life, so I'll let the kid do him. Paula keeps a close eye on the punks whenever she can, and if anyone acts up, she can always call Skylar since he has a phone too. Like duh, right?
Hmm I don't think Im missing anything else. Ok then, time to pork, so Lams comes back from her refreshing errands, then I smile at her and go "Oooooh Lammyyyyy~", "Uh y-yes hubby?" she asked, "The lil girl's asleep now so what do ya say we have some…'Fun'?" I asked. "S-sure, h-hubby?" Lammy said while blushing, probably due to it being a while since we actually got it on. I soon laid in bed, already naked, so she can have a full course, and Im the entrée. Before she could touch my erect sausage that she was happy to see, many alarm clocks rang, waking the baby up, making her cry and BOOOOM, an alien saucer crashes into to the room, standing above us triumphantly..For a second, and goes back into the ship after seeing our…Act..We stared frozen at how shit everything go so quickly. Yup, Lammy's "normal" life is setting in, so time to close the curtains here. That's all, folks! :D
- The End -
That's right, ppl. Main story is over, and as of this ending, this garnered about 450 views which is understandable and of course, numbers jumped when I did the Tsuyu fanfic. Speaking of which, I can finally get to the Rouge The Bat x-reader. I feel some anticipation for it (from myself too), and I'll try to get it done by tomorrow so look forward, guys. I overall liked how this ended, and didnt get too serious...cant say the same for the rest of the other shit that happened. But still, it was an interesting ride while it lasted, and took risks here and there….Ok pretty much everywhere throughout, which it SEEMS that no one is trying to at me with pitch-forks and death-threats from all this, so big plus there at least. Granted, I kept this a secret from the public (like i should tbh). Feels a bit special being the only person that did this sorta thing for some like Lammy. I havent gotten the full enjoyment from doing random bullshit in the city, so im a bit eager to do extra chapters cause some casual chaos, but that's for some other time. I feel great that this was kept short like promised.
All this being said, I got another girl on my hanker list, and her fine ass is named Rouge the bae (someone I've been wanting to bang out since childhood...and maybe her lil' 'companion' too), so catch yall later. eue
