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WHERE THE FREAKING HECK AM I?! All I remember was getting off that desert island and seeing the Armada soldiers, now I'm somewhere I don't recognize! I grabbed one of the filthy monkeys near by and demanded to know where I was! His companions didn't like the way I handled this animal and started pointing their weapons at me, SO I KICKED ALL THEIR UGLY FACES TO THE GROUND!
"Please stop!", a girl's voice demanded.
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU-!"
Wha-what?! She-is she?! N-no, it's not her. She just...looks like her, just...who is she? This...girl is trying to calm me down and explains some stuff to me like what happened to me. What I heard, ONLY MADE ME EVEN MORE ANGRY! I WAS BEING CONTROLLED BY THEM THIS WHOLE TIME?! AND SOME ARE HERE?! I'll make sure they'll never move another inch when I'm done with them.
"Wait, where are you going?", the girl asked.
"Where do you think, I'm going after those Armada soldiers!", I shouted leaving the monkey camp.
"You can't go, not by yourself", she said getting on my nerves.
"SHUT UP AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY!" I shouted not giving a care about whatever the heck she said!
"HEY, you're being rude to the person who tried to save your life", said a stupid looking blonde headed girl.
"Tch whatever", I said STILL not giving a care and walking off.
"You're not getting out of here until you say thank you dang it!", the blonde girl shouted standing in my way.
"And what are you going to do about it blondey!", I said to the blonde on girl in a angry way.
"GET BY ME AND YOU'LL SEE RED RUST!", she shouted at me with a serious attitude.
THIS GIRL IS TOAST-AH! WHAT THE?!
"That's enough you two!", the girl from before shouted holding us back with some kind of magic.
"Tara, why are you holding me back?", the blondey whined to the girl.
"There is no time for any of this, what matters most is that we get off this island and in one piece", she said to the both of us.
TCH, this girl thinks I'm some kind of weakling or something? I could make her eat those words when she puts me down. However, looking at the bandages on her hand that continued through her arm makes me think otherwise. Same going for the blondey. She puts me and the blondey down then suggest to her that I should take their ship back to a place called Skull Island, but the blondey ain't having any of what...Tara says. While they were busy talking, I fold my arms then looking over to left to see those ugly looking monkeys and water moles pointing their weapons to me. I gave them a dead serious look that showed I was going to beat them up worse from before, this no doubt scare them so much they start trembling. Suddenly my eyes saw a new group of animals. A fox with a musket, a scared and dirty rat, a hamster wearing armor and holding an axe taller than him, and a bull who who is serious look. I don't like the look he's giving me, so I gave him the same looking I gave to the others. We manage to balance each other out for 5 minutes until the two girls finished talking.
"Okay miss, if you want we could get you off this island", this Tara girl suggested to me.
"I ain't got time for this, I'm going to level those Armada to the ground", I said again not giving a care and walking pass them.
"Wait!", she said holding on my arm.
"Who do you think you-"
"If you go out there right now you'll only get yourself captured again, this time you'll be killed!", the Tara girl said surprising me.
"...!"
"Don't let your actions be the reason for your death, you have a lot to live for", the girl said gently pull me back with a pretty serious face.
...*Sigh* I hate to admit it, but she's right. I can't just throw myself at a few soldiers, not to mention I'm in some serious messed up shape. I can feel my body aching like mad when I get back to my senses, dang I'm going to need a lot of treatment. No arguments for now, I'm going with them and hope they know where they're going. Oh what luck, some freaky looking dressed frog who calls himself Hopper kindly showed us the way out this place. The tough part was trying not to go on the other side of these Ruins and beat the Armada soldiers to nothingness, but to my surprise they were in terrible shape. Serves them right, those soulless scum. Hopper went back to his camp and now in some kind of very VERY dark jungle, aw man it's soaked! This place should be called a marsh, rrr screw it! But for some reason Tara had to stop near a cliff to talk to a tree? That does make any- HOLY HECK WHAT THE?! THE TREE MOVED AND HAS A FACE! What the heck is up with this jungle?!
"We have returned Banyon", Tara said to the talking tree man that doesn't sound right.
"I see, you've help the Treant Saplings escape a dark curse. Balance is resorted", the tree said seriously that doesn't sound right, "I want you to have this, for it will let you connect to the trees", he or it said taking some of its trees off it's...head?
He handed them to Tara and instructed her on how to use them. Okay are we all going to be okay with the fact that we are seeing walking AND talking trees?! I am really questioning everyone sanity, *sigh* this is going to be a looong day.