The Warners:
It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're Animaniacs!
Yakko and Wakko:
Come join the Warner Brothers...
Dot:
And the Warner Sister, Dot!
The Warners:
Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught.
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot.
We're Animaniacs!
Dot has wit and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks. Our careers have made comebacks!
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research.
Gender balanced, pronoun-neutral, and ethnically diverse.
The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first.
We're Animaniacs!
You should see our new contracts!
We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!
We're Animani-
Totally insane-y...
"Very...sleepy..." Thomas said while sleeping
An-i-man-i-acs! Those are the facts!
Thomas groggily gets up wearing some pajamas, and goes to his bag to get out a pill bottle then takes one and swallows it down before his tired expression soon becomes awake before he noticed the toons weren't awake yet but what was that music and singing. He sighs and begins to cook breakfast for himself and the siblings
Wakkos nose begins to sniff the scent of something goodness, it falls off tracking for the smell while a smiling Wakko floats and follows his nose. It stops at the plate of food taking a big whiff of it before Wakko wakes up gets served a plate of breakfast. French toast, eggs, sausage, hash, hash browns, and toast.
"This looks delicious is it all for me?"
Wakko asked before Thomas shakes his head before noticing Dot and Yakko,
"Good morning animaniacs! I made some breakfast for today."
Thomas said before sitting down the other siblings their food before sitting down and eating his food before watching the toons eat including Wakko eating the entire food and plate,
"Well I'm gonna be getting myself a haircut, and planning to take a chance to experience nature. What about you three?"
Thomas asked while he eats his food while looking at the toons,
"Well the siblings and I are planning to be zany in the studio, get chased by Ralph, and finish our fruit statue of Giuseppe Arcimboldo!"
Yakko said excitedly before he looks over to the nearly completed statue as well the others,
"And uhhhhhh, we also wanted to know if you could do some zaniness with us?"
Wakko said before he lets out a burp and say excuse me,
"Yeah, we wanna see how zany you can be!"
Dot said smiling wondering if he'll be able to fit in being a Warner,
"Sorry Dot, I don't think I'll be doing zaniness till nighttime."
He apologized before finishing his food, and goes into the bathroom then comes out with his normal attire,
"I'll be back, and I'll give Ralph something to brighten his day up better after your guys zany behavior!"
He heads out the symbol and closes it. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot were surprised by the rejection of being zany it's what all Warner's have to be,
"Guys I'm a little worried about Thomas. For awhile he's not doing much! He's not even going through with messing around with Ralph! He's being nice to him! There's gotta be a reason."
Dot said trying to figure out why Thomas isn't being like a Warner before Yakko held fruit in a basket,
"Well could we think about it after we complete our statue?"
Yakko asked as the two agreed and got to work finishing their statue of the greatest Italian painter in Italy's 17th century.
Few hours later
Thomas comes back with a haircut, whistling the animaniacs theme song, and was about to go passed the guard booth before getting trapped in a net,
"Aha I got one! I got one!"
Ralph said happily before Thomas gets out of the net and sighs,
"Ralph. I'm not the animaniacs and if it was I wouldn't be giving you a box of donuts."
He held a box out, Ralph squealed but stopped as he slowly lifted the box up before backing away and covering his face. Thomas rolled his eyes and snickered at the guard before handing him the box over,
"Thanks duh uhhhh..."
Ralph tries to remember his name before Thomas sighs softly,
"Thomas..."
"Duh yeah! Duhhh Thanks Thomas...!"
Ralph said before taking the donuts back into the security booth and hands a small baby bunny a carrot cake donut which was odd and as he carried the box of donuts he got the odd feeling he was being watched. He looks around and noticed a rabbit farm next to the water tower,
"What the fu-"
He turns to be faced to face with a buck tooth old man with glasses holding his suspenders on beige overalls and wore a blue shirt,
"Hello. I'm Dwayne pistols your new neighbor! Just came by to introduce myself and show you my buns like I did with your siblings!"
Thomas started to feel a bit uncomfortable and starts to walk away,
"Im just gonna...yeah, stay right there.."
He said before he's given some baby bunnies,
"I meant those buns that I showed to your siblings! Now I got different varieties of buns that I could show you if you wanna keep those for yourself!"
Dwayne said but much to his surprise the toon had put the bunnies back in the fence before heading to the Water Tower and closes the door shut,
"That was strange."
Thomas said before he shook it off and noticed Dot and Wakko playing with some baby bunnies while Yakko watched in annoyance before noticing Thomas,
"Nice haircut."
Yakko said while taking a sip of his coffee watching his siblings mess with the buns,
"I met our neighbor, said he showed you his buns but didn't expect it to be actual buns."
Yakko looks to the audience and blows a kiss, "Goodnight everybody!"
Thomas said before he whistled to the siblings and pointed to the donuts which Wakko takes one of the boxes while he continued playing with the bun and eats the entire box,
"I bet you ten bucks that Dwayne can't get any weirder than Wakko."
Thomas said while watching the two siblings play with the buns,
"I raise your bet to twenty deal?"
Yakko said before the two shook on it,
"Alright, let's get some sleep we've got another day tomorrow. Hopefully I'll get to teach the kids about our Italian bust of a famous Italian painter!"
Yakko said happily as it was bedtime yet again. Time sure does fly.
The Next Morning
Thomas wakes up groggily and bids Wakko a good morning, he was eating a bowl of cereal, Yakko poked his head out from the cabinets,
"This new toothpaste tastes strange and has a real kick to it."
Thomas brushed it off as the toons being zany before he takes his medicine,
"There's a bunny on your head, in your mouth, in your mouth too Thomas, and on my feet."
Dot said tiredly before all four came to the realization that these were bunnies they screamed,
"They're multiplying!"
They screamed before noticing the sculpture is destroyed,
"Now no one will hear my occasional song of mannerist portrait artists..."
Yakko said sadly before he grabs a bundle of the bunnies,
"These adorable little monster have got to go!"
He exclaimed tossing them around while Thomas catches them so they don't break their pretty little heads.
Le Pistols Bunny Ranch
"Howdy again neighbors! Need more buns?"
Dwayne asked after they watched him fight a bunny for a carrot and finish his sentence by licking his mouth,
"No dear neighbor we're here to give you back your buns. We have too many!"
Thomas exclaimed and let's go of his bunny pile as well the Warner's,
"Are you crazy!?"
Dwayne asked in shock before Wakko burps out a bunny,
"But we have too many!"
He said desperately while Thomas was getting out twenty dollars for him,
"Now there has to be some kind of a limit!"
Wakko said but were soon smothered in a pile of bunnies,
"Nope! Glad we had this exchange of ideas now run along or I'll have to get out the Big Buns..."
Dwayne said before blowing into a carrot flute as the ground begins to thump and shake they were grabbed by big muscular bunnies grabbed them and were being taken back to the CEO.
CEOs Building
The bunnies break the wall down and dropped the toons down on the floor before leaving,
"Call me!"
Dot said nicely, fluttering her eyes before Thomas groaned softly,
"I dunno if they'll operate a phone if they have giant hands. Also Yakko you owe me twenty bucks."
Yakko sighed as they got up and dusted himself off,
"I believe that we have a serious infestation."
He said before flicking a bunny off his glove while the CEO groans,
"Infestation, I call it an infunstation!"
She said triumphantly showing off the piles of bunny's in her office,
"More like a mad house."
Thomas whispered to the toons who chuckled softly,
"I'm not gonna tell anyone who can or can't have one it's in the constitution. Wait is it in the constitution? Doesn't matter. My decision is final."
She said having her hands on her hips feeling bold of herself before pushing the group away,
"Alright."
Thomas shoves her away which made the animaniacs gasp in shock, and watch as he starts to grab the rabbits in piles and starts to take them away.
"What do you think you're doing!?" To
She exclaimed before grabbing the bunnies and petting them,
"If you wanna complain fill out a complaint card and send it to floor 19. I want your name too other Warner so I can have Ralph keep an eye on you."
She said before shoving the toons out annoyed,
"Fine the names Thomas Barker. What's your name oh CEO of Warner brothers!"
He bowed his head to her like bowing to a princess,
"Nora Rita Norita."
She said before flushing them literally out of the building and roll out in front of the water tower expanding,
"Uh. Guys!"
Thomas pointed to the water tower in shock,
"She's gonna blow!"
Yakko pointed out as it exploded and shot out hundreds upon thousands of bunnies out from the top that come down on top of them,
"Ahhhhhhh!"
They screamed before getting swallowed by the bunny tsunami. Thomas surfaces from the bunny pile and looked to everyone else,
"Everyone alright!?"
He asked as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot resurfaced before long they heard a crazed man laughing and noticed Dwayne laughing and pointing at them,
"Oh I'm gonna give you something that do the opposite of laughing! You hear me you buck toothed crazed rabbit farmer!"
He growled before he looked to the Warner's,
"Gentlemen."
Dot coughed,
"And lady. You know what time it is? It's time to go to warrrrr!"
Thomas, Yakko, and Dot angrily said
"Lunch!"
Wakko said holding up a sandwich. They look at him confused before he catches,
"Oh you mean war. It's time to go to war!"
He said and eats his sandwich,
"Let's do this!"
Dot said triumphantly with angry eyes
Anime Time!
and Dwayne grew muscles and started to laugh more which shocked the siblings. He fires two bunny missiles that made Wakko summon a food force field that survives a couple hits before a bunny missile broke through the field and hits Wakko. The area exploded around them as Wakko was getting treated by her siblings. Dwayne laughs in front of the scene as Yakko goes super sayan as both dashed toward each other and looked to be evenly matched until Yakko gets hit and flung into a brick wall. Dot summons her bow of cuteness only to be short lived when she gets hit by his rabbit skull beam. He laughs triumphantly but noticed there were only three people downed,
"Looking for me?"
A voice whispered to him before he felt pain as he gets hit into a brick wall before leaping out of the roof,
"You hurt my friends, ruined our home, and made me very. Very. VERY ANGRY!"
Thomas drew his blade out and aimed it at Dwayne. Before he makes a mad dash toward him and starts to fight him, he sliced his rocket bunnies, dodged his beams, and blocked his attacks but knew he was too weak but he had to do it for his friends. He was caught off guard when he sees Yakko starting to get up before he felt cold, his entire vision began to blur as he looked over to his fallen friends and back to the floor. He looked to see Dwayne before he delivers a kick to Thomas's face as he flies into the brick wall next to Yakko and slid down. He lays next to Yakko and jolts him up,
"T-Thomas...?"
Yakko said in pain not getting a word from Thomas as it begins to rain a tsunami of bunnies it swallows them hold but Yakko kept a grip onto Thomas.
Now back to original Animaniacs
Yakko held up Thomas who was passed out from the fight trying to stay afloat as well Dot. The sound of Dwayne laughing in the background while being raised by his muscular buns as Yakko starts to lose his grip onto Thomas,
"Wakko help us please!"
Yakko begged as they struggled,
"We're being pulled under!"
Dot whines as she struggles to stay above. Wakko snapped his fingers,
"That's it! Down under!"
Wakko said before making a call to Australia, soon a plane drives over and drops off Australian coyote soldiers, that looked hungry and made Dwayne surrender,
"Please don't eat my buns!"
He whines and pleads before a coyote attacks him
Thomas starts to wake up noticing the coyotes taking the bunnies and paying people for giving them. He noticed the group looking over a trucks trunk and heads over,
"What happened?"
Thomas asked before he got an answer all of them ran over and hugged him tightly before he smiled and hugged them back,
"We thought we lost you back there Thomas. Did you really mean it that were your friends?"
Dot asked him. He pats her head and chuckled softly,
"Absolutely. You guys are really the only friends that's never considered me to be weird like Dwayne."
They soon got into a group hug before it gets interrupted by Dwayne,
"You can't do this to me! I'm a responsible bun owner! I'm proven to the world that we all have a right to bare buns!"
His but started to jiggle his buns before Thomas begins to gag. He sits Dot down and looks to him in disgust,
"Please kids are present! We've seen enough of that from a certain singer!"
He hits the rear end of the truck, and let's it take off,
"Sooooooo...where are we gonna live at while the water tower is being repaired?"
Thomas asked the Warner's as they head to the now broken water tower.