"Now tell me vhat is your name?" "My name is Thomas Barker...I'm not an animaniac neither and I'm only seeing you just to talk about my problems."
"Vell that's a relief, now vhat can you tell me about yourself?" "Well I am human, and had told this stuff to the Warner's by annoyance but I'll share how it happened..."
The animaniacs were being chased by Ralph throughout the studio like the old days. Thomas had been with the toons for awhile now and he's been getting the hang of being a toon was kinda fun but he watched the toons in trouble so as to show his skills he starts heading down the tower and catches up with the Warner's and corners them including Thomas who joins in with them,
"Heya Ralph! Before you put them and me back in the tower forever can we give our Will."
Thomas looks away sadly handing the piece of paper that Ralph snatched out of his hand and begins to read,
"Duh, dear Ralph my favorite guard I leave our sole earthly possession of custard pies. Well uhh let me have it!"
Thomas and his sibs obliged before they slam four custard pies at him, one hit his face, two on his chest, and the last one hit him between the legs which made him fall over to the floor making the toons wince as well Thomas. Thomas walked to Ralph and pats the poor guard on his back,
"Don't worry about it Ralph, at least it came out creamy."
Thomas said to Ralph somberly,
"Mwah, Goodnight everybody!"
Yakko said to the readers. Thomas looked over to them and joins them,
"You know Thomas I know we've met you and all but you know, you never told us about yourself. I feel that if you know so much about us then we should know about our friend."
Yakko said making Thomas stop as his hands began to shake a little before he looks over his shoulder and gasped,
"Guys! Don't look behind but I just saw Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer, and hello nurse holding Don Knotts dvds!"
Thomas gasped making the pair turn around with heart eyes,
"Hello kitty!"
"Hello male nurse!"
"Hello Don Knotts fan!"
The siblings said before their heart eyes break not seeing anyone there. Yakko turned around to look at Thomas,
"Thomas where did Michelle g-"
Yakko stopped not seeing Thomas in front of them neither because he was driving away in a golf cart fast. Thomas looked through the rear view mirror at the animaniacs before he looked at the windshield and yelps loudly seeing the toons were on it,
"Come on Thomas! Aren't you gonna tell us!"
Thomas goes faster in the cart before he skids to turn left and has the Warner's fly off of it,
"Siblings, I think we found our friend Thomas to be our new special friend."
The Next Day
Thomas was reading a magazine at the kitchen while drinking a cappuccino coffee because he tried regular black coffee and hurled off the water tower ledge; he had to pay for the carwash to the bat mobile. He sighed before his magazine gets swiped from his hand by none other than Yakko,
"Hey! Give me back my mag!"
Thomas asked before Yakko shakes his head in disgust before showing him the magazine,
"This is suppose to be a kid show Thomas and you are reading adult mags! Oh what will the children think about us now!"
He closed his eyes and gives a opera move where he looked ashamed of him,
"That's a corno mag you dunce!"
Thomas said before swiping the mag back from him and shows it was a picture of a corn,
It's suppose to show corn on the cob, and anything that has corn on the end plus this isn't mine it's Wakko's! Which explains the stains on his bed sheets..."
Yakko looked surprised before he blew a kiss to the readers,
"Goodnight everybody!"
Before looking back at Thomas with a skeptical and unconvinced face before Thomas rolls his eyes and heads over to where Yakko was before he noticed the toon was stuck on a certain level. He yanks it out of Wakko's hands not noticing anger in Wakko's eyes as his head started to expand as he grew angrier and angrier before he handed back to him patting his head,
"Look the trick to beating this level is to just double jump, kick flip off the railing and do a handstand all the way to the finish line. You'll be the Wakko hawk oh and avoid the clown."
Thomas said to Wakko pointing to the screen where the clown was coming at him.
"Clown! I hate clowns!"
Wakko said frightened by the clowns, he tosses the handheld game device before shaking and hiding under the couch,
"Thomas what is this!?"
Dot said holding his tablet showing a hot woman with black hair, a halo over her head, pie cut eyes, black dress, black heels, and a leg strap that had a crescent on it. Wakko and Yakko saw this before their eyes turned to hearts and tongues hung out before howling,
"Hello nur-gah!"
They get hit with a frying pan by Thomas. He groaned softly and Thomas looked to Dot,
"Boys. Go fig."
She said walking away from the three before Thomas sighs softly hinting a slight annoyance,
"Alright I'm just gonna get some fresh air before I start to make this episode pg-18."
He said before walking out of the tower, and turns around to see Wakko, Yakko, and Dot were in front of him and give a small jump in surprise,
"Uhhhhhhh...could we come with you? We have errands to run too."
Yakko said as he tried to grab the keys to the cart,
"Yeah I wanted to try this place that sells these sandwiches that are the size of a sub!"
Wakko said as he stuck his tongue out smiling and thinking about it,
"And I'm trying to a new flower for my hair! This one just doesn't suit me anymore."
Dot said picking at her flower,
"Well I dunno I promised to have the cart back for Ralph before Nora finds out. She's not particularly fond of me after I filed that complaint to her, and let me just say it's better we don't let anyone else see it."
Thomas said to them. But after he saw the puppy dog eyes from the siblings especially dots cute puppy face. He had Yakko and Dot sit in the back and Wakko in the front with him. He turns on the music and heads through the security gate and out on the road.
"Hey you poked me!"
Dot exclaimed at Yakko irritated,
"No I didn't! You did!"
Yakko said annoyed of being accused as they exited the studio and down the road. Thomas had the music up so he couldn't hear them bicker until. *crash*
"Oops, I wanted to change the radio but the button broke off."
Wakko said innocently to Thomas. He can hear the two arguing now and it made his entire mind to rattle in annoyance,
"He's biting me, he scratched me, are we there yet?"
The three said as they fought. Just then Thomas stopped the cart and immediately gets out of the cart, heads to the fountain where friends use to be shot from, plunged his head into the water, and let's out a bubbly scream in the water. He heads back to the cart and begins to drive again,
"I have to potty..."
Wakko said and crossed his legs together and stops at the sub sandwich restaurant,
"Look I got an idea, We go together and let Wakko go to the bathroom, get his sub inside the restaurant, go to the flower store and get Dot a new flower for her, and...wait Yakko what were you going to do today?"
Thomas asked him. He really didn't say why he joined them. Yakko puts on a light bulb hat on his head. It lights up with 'great idea' lighting up in bold letters,
"Ehhhhhhhhhh...I wanted to get the sibs and us some candy, call it a little gift from me to you."
Thomas rolled his eyes knowing when entering the restaurant that this entire day is going to break him.
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Sorry for the short chapter readers, I am doing finals for college and wanting to focus on it more. Part 2 will be apart of the Hindenburg Soda episode on the reboot. I will include a Christmas episode for this because Tis the season. I hope you guys enjoy my reading because I really love the support on this and hope you all are having a good day!
Tomahawkfourth out!