A.N: Happy Inojin's birthday everyone! I don't normally write birthday fics, but after finding out that the Baby Pig and I share a birthday, I felt like I had to write something. Enjoy!

December 5th

"Sai?"

"Yes, Beauty?"

When Ino didn't answer, Sai turned to look at her, seeing her biting her lip, her eyes going around the room, looking at anywhere but him. That was never a good sign, the man had learned. Insecurity, slight fear, sometimes quilt. It made him wonder what his wife had done "What's wrong?"

Ino took a deep breath.

"I'm pregnant"

There had been many life changing moments in Sai's life, but none topped that one. His wife, pregnant. He was going to be a father… probably.

"Am I the father?"

The answer to that question was Sai having to sleep on the couch for the rest of the week.

XXXXX

It had been months since then, and Ino was now in labor. Sai had been kicked out of the room, against his wishes, but Sakura had insisted that his insensitivity would only make things worse for his wife. Maybe she'd been right; Sai knew he still didn't have a proper instinct on what words were considered okay when and what weren't. He was studying hard though, both from books and in practice.

"Waa…" Sai looks down at Sarada, Sakura's daughter, who's tugging at his shirt. Naruto had shoved the toddler in to his arms not too long ago when he'd left to change his own son's diaper "Waa-aa…"

"What is it, Sarada?" he asks "Is something wrong?"

The baby just raises her hands, like trying to reach for something. Sai blinks.

"I have no idea what she wants" he thinks, frowning "I don't think I'll be able to understand our baby, either."

This wasn't the first time he had these concerns, and he'd asked advice from Sakura, but she'd only shrugged and told that no one knew what to do immediately, that he had to "grow in to the role of a parent." Sai honestly didn't even know what that was supposed to mean.

"What if our child learns from me too much and becomes as hopeless?" he wonders "He'll have a hard time making friends."

"I think Sarada wants you to pay more attention to her, you know" Chouji, who'd just arrived with his daughter in his arms, says. Looking at the baby girl, Sai supposes that at least one of his fears was unnecessary; his baby would be part of Konoha's legendary Ino-Shika-Chou; it would have at least two friends.

"Is that so?" Sai asks, just staring at the baby "…What exactly am I supposed to do?"

"I can show you" Chouji says, holding out his daughter to Sai "Hold Chou Chou for me."

Sai takes the sleeping baby, watching as the bigger man picks Sarada off his lap. He can see the baby's smile fade.

"Hello Sarada~!" Chouji says, making a face that Sai assumes is meant to be funny. Sarada however, seems to disagree as she starts crying.

"Oh no" Chouji panics "No no no, don't cry!"

"Chouji has yet to grow in to the role of a parent, it seems" Sai thinks. In a way it's a relief; the man had been a father for a while now, yet didn't have a hang of it, so Sai wouldn't have to hurry, either. But if even Chouji had trouble with it…

Another scream joins Sarada's crying, and Sai notices the older baby had woken up the younger one.

"Oh no, not Chou Chou, too" Chouji whines "It takes a forever to calm her down!"

That Sai was not so eager to know, but it made sense; the girl had apparently inherited her mother's temper. He just hoped that their baby wouldn't inherit Ino's… though the more it'd be like its mother otherwise, the better. Ino would be able to raise the baby in to a proper shinobi and tell him what to do, too.

Sai jolts as a third scream joins in, but this time it's not a baby's, it's his wife's. Again.

"It has been two hours already" he thinks. He's read about childbirth, so he knows it can take a long time, but the wait is agonizing as he fears that Ino and the baby won't be fine. Not that he has any right to complain; Ino obviously has it the hardest.

"It's like a concert in here" Shikamaru says as he walks in, his baby in his arms "Troublesome."

Sai cringes, seeing that the baby boy had been asleep, yet was now waking up. Another one to join the concert-

…Or not. Shikadai opened his eyes, frowning in annoyance, which Sai hadn't known was possible for one so young, before closing his eyes again, seemingly undisturbed.

That was weird.

"Looks like we have Lazy Junior here" Naruto snorts as he returns with his son in tow "I'll bet a dinner that his first word will be "troublesome!""

"Haha" Shikamaru huffs as the others laugh "But I'll take you up on that bet; there's no way Temari's letting it happen."

"We'll see" Naruto laughs, then frowning "Why are Sarada and Chou Chou crying?"

"Chouji scared Sarada, and that made Chou Chou cry, too" Sai tells honestly, getting a frown from Chouji. Naruto sighs.

"Alright, Chouji, switch with me" he says, holding out Boruto for the bigger man to take "And don't make my son cry while you're holding him."

"I won't I won't" the man assures, taking the boy as Naruto takes Sarada. Sai watches as the Hokage to be, yes, he'll definitely be one eventually, coos at the toddler, swaying her up and down slightly, and soon the baby's crying turns in to laughter.

It seems that at least one of them knew what he was doing. Sai was surprised by the fact that it was Naruto.

"Phew" Chouji was relieved "Sai, take Boruto. I'll handle Chou Chou."

Sai did, and watched the baby calm down as Chouji pulled out a bottle and started feeding her. Figures. But it did work.

He winces as Ino screams again, and hopes that it doesn't upset the babies.

"…I think we should take the kids away from here before they start crying again" Chouji says.

"Might be a good idea" Naruto agrees, taking Boruto from Sai, balancing two toddlers in his arms "We'll see you later, Sai."

"Yeah" he mutters. He could've used the distraction from his worries, but he couldn't ask them to stay; they had their own families to take care of. And in Naruto's case, Sakura's family too since the woman was aiding with the childbirth and Sasuke was off on a mission.

Sighing, Sai tried to get his emotions under control, wincing as Ino screamed again.

"Ino's going to be fine, you know" Sai jolted, having not realized that Shikamaru had remained behind and sat down next to him. He saw Shikadai still in the man's arms, his small face holding a frown again, but the boy didn't let out a sound.

"I hope so" Sai says, not taking his eyes off of the baby "…Does he ever cry?"

"Our Dai? Mostly only if he's hungry" Shikamaru laughs "Temari has been worried, but mom assured her that I was like that too when I was a baby."

"Ah" Sai says "Lazy from birth, then. Is it a medical condition?"

"Shut it" Shikamaru answers "If your baby is anything like it's mother, you might want to invest in some earplugs."

"I'll tell Ino you said that" Sai laughs, and Shikamaru glares.

"One doesn't get friends with that attitude" he grumbles. Not too long ago, Sai would've thought the man was angry, but now he knew it wasn't the case, not really.

They were friends after all.

XXXXX

Ino slumps back in her bed, exhausted. Eleven hours, eleven! She knew childbirth could last long, but she'd thought it'd be a few hours max. She should've read those books Sai had bought, too.

"Congratulations!" Sakura says, holding the newborn heir of the Yamanaka clan "You have a healthy baby boy!"

As tired as she is, Ino smiles, holding out her hands. Getting the hint, Sakura hands the baby over. Holding her child for the first time, Ino can't help but get emotional as the tears start falling down her face.

Understanding the privacy of the moment and that they're not needed for now, Sakura and Shizune leave the room, the former saying that she'll tell Sai as she goes. Not long after, the fresh father enters the room. And stays at the doorway, unsure of what to do from here. All those books hadn't prepared him for this.

"Sai, it's okay to come closer" Ino says "He's your son, too."

Son. It was a boy.

Nervously, Sai does walk over, seeing the little bundle in his wife's arms. The baby had its mother's hair, he notices.

"Hold him" Ino says, holding the baby out, but Sai hesitates. He had never held a child that small before.

"It's alright" his wife says "You'll do fine."

Sai smiles, though still unsure of himself, but it's not like he could say no. Like Ino had said, this was also his child, also his responsibility, so he hesitantly takes the baby in his arms.

"He's so small" Sai says. Babies always were, but somehow, theirs seemed smaller than he'd expected… but then again, he hadn't seen one right after birth before.

"Maybe a bit more than he should be" Ino says, but after Sai looks at her in alarm, she continues with a reassuring smile "But Sakura said that he's healthy, so everything's fine. I'm sure he'll grow up to be strong."

"…Strong, huh" Sai mutters. He supposes their son will be a shinobi like them. That's natural, of course, but Sai's surprised how reluctant he feels about the idea. Somehow, the thought of his son willingly putting his life in danger out there doesn't sit well with him.

"Yes" Ino says, smiling "But even so, we'll always be there to protect him."

"Absolutely" Sai agrees "…I just really hope neither of his teammates have inherited the tempers of their mothers; if they have, we'll really have our hands full."

Ino laughs.

"Well if our baby got my temper, he'll be fine even if they have!"

Sai shivers.

"I think I might need some protection in that case"

Ino just laughs. Normally, she'd let Sai have it for a comment like that, but she'll let it slide today. Only today.

"So…" she says "Do we still agree on the name?"

"We decided it together" Sai says "It's a good name."

Ino smiles, and right then there's a knock on the door.

"Ino, can we come in?" Chouji calls "Chou Chou and Shikadai want to meet their teammate to be!"

Sai's about to retort that the babies are too small to express wanting something like that, but holds his tongue. Not the time for that.

"Of course!" Ino calls back "Come meet our Inojin!"