It was one such year, as the Star Warrior sneaked down, in hope of grabbing some of the famed apples when he found not just the fruit but the Apple Princess herself, daughter of the ruler of Earth. Instantly enamored, he forgot all about his original intent and instead whisked her up away into the heavens.
When the ruler of Earth heard of the news, he raged against the heavens for his daughter to be returned, for without her and the apples she grew, the festival could not happen each year. But to the shock of all, the Princess declared that she too loved the Warrior, and refused to return. Grudgingly, the rulers of Heaven and Earth both gave the two permission to stay together, providing they did not shun their duties.
But, let's just put it aside, when the news of the Star Warrior and the Apple Princess reached the Shining Lord, he got bent out of shape. Hell-bent on winning the Warrior's love back, the Shining Lord created a powerful being to teach the Apple Princess a lesson she'll never forget. His name was Ion, the God of Destruction. He would later be known to a certain amount of people as Shiva. Rebellious and daring, Ion dared to supplant his creator as the High King of the Celestials until he came face-to-face with the One Above All, who told him about his true duties. Ion did not believe at first, but he knew that the One Above All was unable to tell a lie, so he finally came to his senses and used all his powers to conjure up a magical path separating the Star Warrior and the Apple Princess, the Milky Way.
The Apple Princess was despondent and cried and begged her father to let her be reunited with the Warrior once more, but he refused, knowing that he would receive the wrath of the Shining Lord by doing so. Meanwhile, the Star Warrior realized what a terrible mistake he had made, and he was once again reunited with his liege, the Shining Lord. He never dared to go across the Milky Way for the Apple Princess, for she deserved such punishment by falling in love with the Guardian of the High King.
I made nicknames for certain Avengers:
Irah=Iron Man
Cap=Captain America
Big Green=Hulk
Hawkward=Hawkeye
Blackie=Black Widow
Scarly=Scarlet Witch
Viz=Vision
Pantie=Black Panther
Doc=Dr. Strange
Mimi=Captain Marvel
Spidey=Spider-Man
(Feat. Winnie=Winter Soldier)
Bad Ideas Gone Wrong Productions Presents:
Leyenar and avengers Bizarre Adventure:The Titan Empire Strikes Back 2 the Future of the last Crusade Revenge of the Fallen Ballad of the dusted heroes
"Well, now, there's a four-dollar word. We just call it "Avenge Us"."
Alright, then...
Bad Ideas Gone Wrong Productions Presents:
Avenge Us
Directed By:Leyenar Oh
Starring:
Leyenar Oh as herself
James Spader as Ultron Stark-Rogers
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Chris Pratt as Star-Lord
Lee Pace as Ronan
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Karen Gillian as Nebula
Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon
Vin Diesel as Groot
Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Strange/Dr. Strange
Don Cheadle as James Rhodes/War Machine
Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa/Black Panther
Paul Bettany as Vision
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson/Falcon
Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/White Wolf(though still called Winter Soldier)
Letitia Wright as Shuri
Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer
Zoe Saldana as Gamora
Josh Brolin as Thanos
Pom Klementieff as Mantis
Evangeline Lilly as Hope Van Dyne/Wasp
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Brie Larson as Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel
Chloe Bennet as Daisy Johnson
Ty Simpkins as Harley Keener
Lexi Rabe as Morgan Stark
Dacre Montgomery as the Shining Lord
Tye Sheridan as the Fire Star Warrior
Ezra Miller as the Moon Prince
Cameron Boyce as the Sun Soldier
And the cast of thousands
Act I-The Coming Of Thanos
We begin our story of strife and glory in a local cinema, somewhere in South Korea. The year was 2015, and Director Leyenar Oh was just 12 by the time she first phased into the MARVEL Cinematic Universe. She somehow knew that she had been chosen by the One Above All, to bring salvation to everybody in the MARVEL multiverse. And that was when she was first introduced to Ultron—Yoshida Ultron, the Steve/Tony matchmaker, who went on a rampage, forgetting his true duties. Leyenar wondered for quite some time if she can ever get to persuade Ultron. That was when Hawkward's little daughter gave her hope.
"It's not you I'm worr—Hey, whatcha doing there, Lyla-Pyla?"
Steve frowned at that, and only realized that Clint's daughter had come down the stairway, when he turned around. Clint leaned casually in the doorway, folding his arms over his chest as he looked down at the little brown-haired girl.
She merely smiled brightly. "Hi, daddy."
"What are you doing out of bed, baby? It's way past your time."
"Brushing Natasha's hair," Lyla said, holding up a little redheaded doll.
Clint nodded, like this happened often, taking a few steps towards the little girl. "Why, she having a date tonight?"
"No, Natasha and Rex are getting married," she said, lifting the doll in the air, followed closely by some stuffed dinosaur she'd jammed beneath her armpit.
Clint chuckled. "Ohh…big thing, huh?"
"Uh uh."
There was a humming sound, then Clint picked Lyla up, a small squeal filling the air, as he held her with her upper body all but slung over his shoulder. "How about we go upstairs and you tell me all about Tasha's wedding, guest list, cake choice, music, flower arrangement, don't leave any detail out."
"Can I come along?" asked Leyenar.
"Of course you can!" squealed Lyla. "Let me down, daddy!" she yelled, though she was really more laughing, her little body swaying from side to side as the two of them walked up the stairs.
"Yeah, not gonna happen," Clint just said, holding his daughter with one hand while he pointed at Steve. "Say 'Good night, Cap'."
"Good night, Cap!" Lyla intoned, giggling.
Steve followed them with his eyes before waving as well. "Good night," he murmured, smiling into the darkness.
LATER...
"So, can you tell me how Nat and Rex got to get married?" Leyenar asked Lyla.
"There were a lot of others chasing after Nat, wanting to marry her as well." replied Lyla. "But Rex ate them all up, 'cause the best things in life are worth fighting for."
Sokovia
"Ultron, have you ever wondered why you were created?" asked Leyenar.
"Peace of our time." replied the AI.
"Silly Ultron." snarked the young director. "That was your secondary programming. When Irah heard Blackie kissed Cap, he got bent out of shape and decided to create a powerful matchmaker to win Cap's love back. Not just any matchmaker, but somebody who is willing to put his life on the line to bring Cap and Irah back together, somebody worthy of being called a Yoshida. And that's you, Yoshida Ultron."
"Nonsense!" Ultron yelled.
"It's true!" Leyenar retaliated, and revealed two action figures. "Captain America, do you take Iron Man to be your partner for life?"
"Yes, I will." she said in her best Captain America voice.
"Iron Man, do you take Captain America to be your partner for life?"
"Yes, I will." she said in her best Iron Man voice.
"Alright, then, by the power vested in me by Lyla Jane Wijaya Barton, I hereby declare you Thing 1 and Thing 2."
Ultron was surprised. "Tell me how these action figures can get hitched."
Leyenar smirked. "Iron Man was a playboy, wooing every pretty girl doll he met. But every girl doll that came to date him had to face Captain America's mighty shield, 'cause the best things in life are worth fighting for. Cap and Irah both need somebody to fight for their union. And that's you, Yoshida Ultron."
After the Sokovia incident, Leyenar chose to stay at the Avengers Mansion. She dared not go back to her parents, since they were no good to her. They didn't even try to understand her opinion on same-sex pairings! Plus, FRIDAY was a really good cook, better than her mom. Once the dust had settled, the heroes threw a raging party for her, during of which Leyenar gave each and every one of them lovely gifts. The Avengers presented her with a buncha beautiful flowers in return.
And then she heard about Ant-Man, and since he was the hero, the villain was definitely DOOMED. But in order to save him, she had to persuade Darren Cross, the villain, to wear that Yellowjacket suit. All that talk-talk-talking was no use, so she decided to put up a musical number instead.
Naughty-Leyenar Oh
Jack and Jill, went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water, so they say,
Their subsequent fall was inevitable.
They never stood a chance, they were written that way,
Innocent victims of their story.
Like Romeo and Juliet,
T'was written in the stars before they even met,
That love and fate, and a touch of stupidity,
Would rob them of their hope of living happily.
The endings are often a little bit gory.
I wonder why they didn't just change their story?
We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely,
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it,
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
Nothing will change.
Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you.
If you sit around and let them get on top,
you might as well be saying,
You think that it's okay,
And that's not right!
Cinderella, in the cellar,
Didn't have to do much as far as I could tell.
Her Godmother was two-thirds fairy,
Suddenly her lot was a lot less scary,
But what if you haven't got a fairy to fix it?
Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief.
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it,
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
Nothing will change.
Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you.
If you sit around and let them get on top,
you might as well be saying,
You think that it's okay,
And that's not right!
In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.
The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.
A storm can begin, with the flap of a wing.
The tiniest suit packs the mightiest sting! (points at Yellowjacket suit)
Every day starts with the tick of a clock.
All escapes start with the click of a lock!
If you're stuck in your story and want to get out,
You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout!
'Cause if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you.
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Won't change a thing!
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
You might as well be saying,
You think that it's okay,
And that's not right!
And if it's not right!
You have to put it right!
But nobody else is gonna put it right for me,
Nobody but me is gonna change my story,
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.
And so, Darren joined forces with the Guardians Of The Galaxy(plus Ronan The Accuser) to go against his concept, and he WON! The universe changed, and the only thing left was ultimate salvation...or so everybody thought.
Captain America and Iron Man were scheduled to get hitched in 2019. It was a much-expected event, and everybody was looking forward to it...'till it happened.
In the months following the battle with Ultron, the government had requested a meeting with Tony. Back then, he had convinced them that Ultron had been an individual mistake, a horrible one-time thing, and that, in the wake of what had happened, there had been no way to save Sokovia from destruction—that they had done everything in their powers to keep casualties at a minimum. And thus, a fragile truce was negotiated.
The fact he'd also agreed to handle reconstruction duties for the government as well as paying for a major part of it had probably weighed heavily in the Avengers' favor.
So in the days after Lagos, the emergency plan they'd formed in case of another incident rolled into high gear the instant Tony, Maria and Pepper had started making phone calls. They had split into groups and had set up round the clock attendance, trying to keep the truce with the UN intact.
All in all, everything worked as they had planned should the Avengers be involved in yet another international emergency. And yet, Tony often felt like he was in an old and clichéd western movie. The good guys were surrounded by bad guys, and the bad guys were in turn surrounded by angered Indians.
He wondered often if going to the Sheriff and simply asking for shackles would be easier than trying to make amends.
Deep inside, Tony had always known that paying for reconstruction and smiling at a few cameras wouldn't be enough this time around. He had known that something had been in the works, had known that, come the time, they would have to face the consequences of their actions. For a long while now, it was just a matter of when and in what form those consequences would be laid bare for them.
Hence the Sokovia Accords.
It had been two days ago, when Tony had—not so legally—gotten notice of the document. Ever since, he had researched every law paragraph, every draft, every e-mail he could locate in an effort to understand what was going to happen.
It wasn't exactly advanced mathematics. The UN wanted to control what they couldn't so far, and by now, they only waited for the right timing to make the Accords public.
And Tony still hadn't told Steve what was coming for them.
He just didn't know how, not with Lagos still weighing heavily on everyone. And not when he knew in his heart that Steve would never agree to this. Their past conversations had made that very clear.
And to Leyenar, it all began with that crazy lady who blamed the Avengers and Irah for her son's death. She thought, If it weren't for the gang, let alone her son, she herself will be dead right now. Is that god damned family member more important than the entire planet?
"$250,000."
The words melted out of the darkness of Miriam Sharpe's living room. She jerked her head around but could not see the speaker.
The voice, vaguely familiar, continued. "$250,000. All that was needed for you to help Ross wreck many lives."
"Who's there? What are you talking about?" Her questions tripped over each other, voice quavering more than she truly wanted to admit. At that moment, the voice was recognized, and her hands began to shake.
"You already know." The tone remained remarkably even. "Have to admit, your timing was impeccable and your acting skills superb."
Her eyes continued to strain, but her erstwhile visitor eluded her sight. "What do you want?"
"A confession would be nice." The suggestion, casually made, sounded almost like it could have been given from a friend. "A retraction on camera would be even better. You could even donate to a charity for displaced families since the clusterf*cker that hired you has destroyed more homes than the Avengers could have ever dreamed. Of course," and the tone turned bitter, "that was never the purpose of anything done. As you f*cking well know."
Miriam swallowed hard.
It had been an easy decision, at first. A quick, easy, untraceable way to gain financial security.
The conversation with Stark had gone off without a hitch. The details she had given had held up to cursory scrutiny.
She had forgotten that some people would have a little more time on their hands to do some digging. Things had come full circle and she wouldn't escape the truth this time.
And for Leyenar, despite her best efforts, she failed to bring upon a Civil Union, so she left the Avengers Mansion, for she wasn't happy there without the entire gang around. She was currently working with the Guardians plus Ronan, as their Earth messenger. She was also keeping in touch with Ultron and Darren, who were working as renegades now.
Little did anybody know that everything will soon be put at great stake, and long-hidden secrets would soon be unfolded.
Well, during the time of the Celestials, it was the Star Warrior who made the mistake, but during the time of Leyenar, it's Tony who makes the mistake in Spider-Man:Homecoming.