The Kiss

Chapter 3: A Better Man

A year later, Kurt had divorced Blaine, and he was living with Noah on an Air Force base not far from Burt and Carole. One night, Liza Marie was staying the night with Burt and Carole. While Noah was riding Kurt's cock and moaning, "Oh, Fuck, yeah, more, so good! I love your cock in me!" After Kurt came inside him, Noah started to laugh and was laughing so hard he fell out of bed.

When Noah calms down, he pulls Kurt off the bed and says, "Babe, thirty years ago today. I told you, I would never swing this way, and now look at us. We're a couple, and I'm Papa Nono to Liza Marie." Then Noah started to give Kurt a blow job before they started blowing each other.

Noah and Kurt were soon running around the house naked before Noah was fucking Kurt as he bent over the kitchen counter. After this, Kurt was wearing Noah's t-shirt and his boxers as he cuddled with Noah while he was wearing sweats. As they cuddled, Noah says, "This year has been the best year ever. Kurt, I fell for Liza Marie first, and my ma thinks she is my second chance to be a dad."

Then, Noah pulled Kurt's boxers off him and said, "This is all I want to see you in when we are alone." Before covering them with a blanket and lying down with Kurt on top of him as they watched television.

Kurt soon stopped wearing boxers after that, and Santana noticed. Kurt sat on an ice pack for a week while Noah was overseas. She also saw him buy butt plugs that were the same width as Puckzilla's, which he kept in the freezer, and this made her chuckle.

When Noah got back, he saw Santana in front of the house yelling at Blaine, saying, "You and Quinn have been cheating on Puck and Kurt for years in front of Liza Marie! When she started to talk, you would have me babysit her! If I didn't take her out for ice cream that day! You and Quinn would still be cheating on them! Your buddy Bas told me, he saw you and Quinn meeting guys alone! Six months before you run into each other at the Lima Bean! I wonder if Puck or Kurt knows that you shared a guy with Quinn the week before I caught you! You and Quinn can defend yourselves all you want! Or say you still love Puck and Kurt until you are blue in the face! But the person I think you need to talk to here is Liza Marie! You broke her heart, and she told me she wanted Puck as her Papa, so he could break you!" The moment Blaine saw Noah, he ran to his car and drove off.

Soon, Santana was gone with Liza Marie again and Kurt was asleep on Noah's lap, only wearing Noah's t-shirt and a butt plug. After four hours of the most mind-blowing sex, Kurt had in his life. As Noah watched Kurt sleep, he put a blanket over him and took a picture of Kurt sleeping. Before carrying Kurt to bed and going live on Facebook saying, "Blaine Anderson, Kurt and Liza Marie are mine now. You had your chance to be a husband to Kurt and Papa to Liza Marie." As he is talking, he goes to his gun closet and opens it. Then he says, "I plan to be the best son-in-law Mr. H could ask for, and I will be your worse nightmare." Then he puts on a cap that was like Burt's, and as soon as he noticed Blaine was watching, he says, "Blaine, you never loved Liza Marie. I love her just as much as I love Beth, and if you ever come here again. I'll do more than break you. Like I said, Kurt and Liza Marie are mine! I'm Papa Hulk now, and I doubt I need to remind you of what David or Bruce Banner say. Blaine, Kurt and Liza Marie were mine since Liza Marie's birthday last year. You threw them away. I showed them love, and I am a better man than you. Kurt, might not have crushed on me back in high school, but he loves the man I am today and I love him." Then he looks at Kurt as he sleeps and says, "I, Noah Elijah Puckerman, love Kurt Elizabeth Hummel! I've been out for eleven months and being with Kurt has made me a better man than you." Then Liza Marie comes in running to him and he picks her up before she says, "Papa Hulk, Poopy Bland, poopy head!" Before he ended the stream and kissed Liza Marie on the forehead.

Then Burt calls Noah and says, "Puck, if I'm living with you when Liza Marie is thirteen..." Before he hears Carole say, "Burt Hummel, you better hope I'm still living then! And Puck, do you really think Kurt is going to let you be like Burt was?!" Noah doesn't get to respond to Carole because Burt ends the call before he can.

As Kurt came into the room dressed, Santana says to Noah, "Quinn had to block Blaine on Facebook because he was venting to her so much she almost lost her job. He was venting to Rachel for that first month after you and Puck got together. By the way, I didn't realize your house was soundproof until an hour ago. Don't worry, Liza Marie was asleep in the car and didn't hear anything. But I heard a few high F's and a word that rhymes with Puck. God, Kurt was quiet with Blaine and you were quiet with every girl you were with. So, Tarzan, I guess, I can welcome you to the dark side now."

This makes Kurt chuckle, and he says, "Dave already did that, after I separated from Blaine. Let's just say, he went to Scandals with Dave and needed to sit on an ice pack when he got back. All I know is he loved me inside him more after that and Dave was walking funny for two weeks."

Santana looks at Noah as she says, "I was there and Puck walked in only wearing gold shorts for about five minutes. Then Dave was the first guy in his ass and Puck had his eyes closed the whole time calling out your name. Ha, he didn't see me, until he was about to leave, and said he just wanted to make sure. That he only wanted you and no one else. Well, anyway, Quinn and Rachel wanted you to know. That Beth was Quinn's only good egg and Rachel is pregnant with Jesse's baby right now. Let's just say, if you want someone to be your baby Mama I'm your only option here."

Noah and Kurt, look at Liza Marie before Kurt says, "Well, Puck would have to be the sperm donor because I can't." Then he looks down before saying, "I found out before Rachel had Liza Marie and only told Dad and Carole. Then Quinn after she told me about Beth. When Puck and I had been together for six months."

Noah holds Kurt in his arms as he says to Santana, "I think Kurt and I need some time to think about it first. Besides, I really don't need Blaine harassing us over one more thing."

Then Kurt and Santana saw a vein popping out of his neck. Before Santana says, "Okay, Mr. P, haha. Sorry, I couldn't help it! God, I was on the phone with Mrs. H, when Mr. H called you. Puck, if you treat my daughter the same way Mr. H did Kurt! You'll be dealing with Mama Tana!"

Then Liza Marie giggles and says, "Mama She-Hulk, chill! Papa Hulk is wrapped around Dada's finger and mine! Besides, I'm not dating anyone that doesn't pass the pee test."

Noah busts out laughing and says, "So, the first guy that doesn't pee himself after meeting me and Grandpa Burt will be your boyfriend." Liza Marie doesn't say a word and just smirks like Noah.

Chapter 4 will be up soon. Sorry for the long wait.