Inspired by a deleted scene from "The Great Louse Detective", where Marge makes Bob sleep in Maggie's room because "[they]'ve both tried to kill people".

As if it wasn't bad enough to have a shock bracelet attached to his ankle, or to sleep in one of Bart's Krusty the Clown sleeping bags, and deal with cold feet since the thing was so short, Bob had to share space with a baby, and a most unnerving baby at that.

Early in the morning, Bob was awoken from a relatively sound sleep by the irritating noise of little Maggie Simpson sucking on her pacifier. Groaning, Bob sat up, and found Maggie wide awake and staring at him with a smug little smile that would not have looked out of place on the face of her big brother. Bob sleepily glared at her and squinted at the clock.

"Maggie, it's five in the morning, and I would like to get just a little more sleep. Could you please stop that noise, just for a little bit?"

Maggie smiled angelically through her pacifier and nodded.

"Thank you." Bob closed his eyes...and the noise started again.

"Please, Maggie, you're the only Simpson child I don't hate, and you would prefer that it stayed that way, wouldn't you?"

Maggie nodded.

"Then let me sleep."

When Maggie nodded again, Bob once again tried to go back to sleep...

Suck, suck.

"Argh!" Bob sat up again and turned to face Maggie, who seemed unperturbed by his bared teeth and animalistic look in his eyes. "I don't care about getting shocked. If you don't stop that damned noise right now, Margaret Simpson, I'll-"

He gasped when he found the barrel of a gun on his chin, and quickly moved away.

"Now, Maggie," Bob said in a nervous, cajoling tone, "that's not for babies. Be a good girl and give the gun to Uncle Bob."

Bob reached out, but pulled his hand away when Maggie traced her tiny finger over the gun's trigger.

"Maggie, I'll make a deal with you: if you stop sucking on your pacifier for an hour or two, I won't tell your mother about your gun. Agreed?"

Maggie stuffed the gun back under her mattress and pulled out her pacifier.

"Thank you, Maggie."