Session 3
Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia…
Returning from a convention sponsored by her father. Lili couldn't wait to answer more fan mail from her devoted fan base. It had been two weeks since Lili's last session, not to mention she needed to get in touch with some of her fellow Tekken fighters for her music video. She was quite anxious for some attention again.
Lili (On the laptop.): "Finally. Some me time!"
Email #60
Guest: "Where are you Lili? You've been ghost since the last session."
Lili: "I've been working hard to promote my album and I just left a conference for father. I'm pretty worn out which is unlike me. But I'm fine. Thanks." (Kiss blowing.)
Email #61
Guest: "I heard you met Shaheen at the conference. What was he like?"
Lili: "A real brute! I think he doesn't like women. Not even Hwoarang ignored me the way this Shaheen fellow did. He just turned his head and walked off after handing me the check for my father's services for the military here. I'll make him pay when the tournament starts!"
Email #62
Xiaoyu: "Hey Lili. Can I bring friends over to this music video shoot?"
Lili: "Yes! Please do Xiaoyu! The more the merrier!"
Email #63
Guest: "Do you plan on running for Minister of State in Monaco?"
Lili: "I'm not interested in politics."
Email #64
Guest: "When will your music album officially released?"
Lili: "A week before the new tournament next year."
Email #65
Leo: "Hi Lili. Sorry I couldn't make it to Saudi Arabia for your services, but I had some things to take care of back home. Hope you are doing well."
Lili: "Oh Leo! You responded! Don't worry sweetie! I'm doing okay! Would've been a lot fun if you were around! I'll contact you again soon!"
Email #66
Guest: "Why are your eyes so blue?"
Lili: "I don't know. My father's eyes aren't blue. So that's a mystery to me."
Email #67
Guest: "You're giving panties away Lili? I would like one too!"
Lili: "I'm charging for panties now! You will have to ask my model manager for more details."
Email #68
Guest: "Did you have to wear a burka while visiting Saudi Arabia?"
Lili: "No I wore a hijab, but I've only had to wear it one time after arriving to the hotel. I'll have do it again when I fly to Tokyo tomorrow."
Email #69
Guest: "Will you kick Steve's ass on my behalf? That guy rudely didn't sign my autograph when I approached him after a fight in the last tournament."
Lili: "I actually like Steve. I've only fought him once and barely lost. I guess I'll kick his ass again for you." (Winks.)
Email #70
Craig Marduk: "Lili! Baby, what cha' doin' right now?"
Lili: "Nothing Craig! I'm still doing what I can for my father! I hope you're doing okay monsieur!"
Email #71
Guest: "Do you have any siblings?"
Lili: "No, I'm the only child."
Email #72
Guest: "How many countries have you visited so far?"
Lili: 160. Impressive yes? There are a handful of African, Small Asian, and Island Nations I have yet to visit. Of course, I've been to several countries multiple times too. This is my 2nd visit in Saudi Arabia. And I've been to Japan like 20 times already. I should invest in a home there, I go there so much now."
Email #73
Guest: "What are your thoughts on the following martial artists: Forest Law, Tiger Jackson, Craig Marduk & Miguel Caballero de Rojo?"
Lili: "I'm not too familiar with this Forest Law fellow. Is he related to that Chinese-American chef, Marshall Law? But I know Tiger! I met him in a concert last year and when he said I was one of his favorite fighters I just lost it! Such a cool person! He can really dance! Craig! That hot muscle stud! I dunno why people dislike him so much! He's the most considerate man I've met other than my dad and Sebastian. I hope he's in the next tournament! I really do. Miguel! Oh my goodness! He's such a hunk! I've never fought him before, but I hope to fight him in the new tournament! I'll make him bow down to me!" (Laughs.)
Email #74
Guest: "Lili you should check the art pictures of yourself on this website called rule 34. Seriously check it out!"
Lili: "Hmmm…if you say so."
Email #75
Guest: "Why do you keep stuffed toys over 10 feet tall?"
Lili: "So I can fall asleep on them if I'm too lazy to sleep in my own bed. They're softer too."
Email #76
Hwoarang: "I wasn't gonna responded to your lame ass insults against me, but then my fans pointed me to your photoshoots. Bahahahaha! Knew you were a slut all along! See you at the tournament, slut princess!"
Lili (Ticked.): "Hwoarang! I will personally torture you slowly if we meet face to face! If you lose, you will become my personal servant along with Sebastian! Hmph!"
Email #77
Guest: "How often do you play the slot machines in Monaco?"
Lili: "I've never played them yet. I'm not 18. : (."
Email #78
Guest: "You are so pretty Lili! Please don't ever hit the wall by fighting these tournaments! They are dangerous!"
Lili: "What do you mean by hitting the wall?"
Email #79
Guest: "Do you read books? If so what is your favorite?"
Lili: "I like reading magazines better. As a child I liked Madeline, but I've stopped reading them by the time I started fighting."
Email #80
Craig Marduk: "Craig wants his doll to come by his condo suite once she lands in Tokyo."
Lili: "Oh your far too kind Craig! I'll be sure to come alone! ; )."
Email #81
Guest: "Since you are so rich and all, what is the one thing you haven't bought yet, but would like to have?"
Lili: "Now that's a good question. I've bought cars, horseys, yachts, the latest fashions, and restaurants. I would like to purchase my own house soon. Building my own mall would be excellent too."
Email #82
Guest: "Good luck in beating Asuka Kazama for the next tournament. I feel you're gonna knock her out this time."
Lili: "Why thank you Mon Cherie! I will do so!"
Email #83
Guest: "Santa Claus has placed you on the naughty list. What would you do to change that?"
Lili: "I would simply challenge him to a duel. A fight, a game, a bet, anything to make him change his mind."
Email #84
Guest: "Who's better? Sonic or Knuckles?"
Lili: "I love Sonic, I even have stuffed toys of him and Tails. I like Knuckles too, but Sonic is better."
Email #85
Guest: "Has your butler ever did any dirty things to you?"
Lili: "Dirty? No! Never!"
Email #86
Guest: "If you could defeat Heihachi Mishima by way of blowjob would you do it?"
Lili: "Of course I would! And my father's company can take over the world stocks and I can live happily ever after!"
Email #87
Guest: "Can you send a picture of you doing a split naked? I get off on flexible women like yourself."
Lili: "Okay. I haven't done that pose before, especially without clothes. I'll be sure to put that on the journal as a reminder."
Email #88
Guest: "Have you cooked ever in your life?"
Lili: "Um. No, I usually have cooks for that unless I leave home. Then Sebastian or father take me to various restaurants to eat."
Email #89
Guest: "Be careful of Feng Wei. I heard he took away the virginity of your girl Asuka. That's probably why she's not into you so closely. Just a fair warning."
Lili: "Wha? It can't be! Asuka's mine! I'll get him too!"
Suddenly, the phone rings. It is Sebastian…
Lili: "Salut Sebastian!"
Sebastian: "Lili dear! It's past time for your sleep. We must be at the airport no later than 6 AM. So get some rest please!"
Lili (sighs.): "Alright. I'm off for bed now! Merci Sebastian!"
Sebastian: "Goodnight Miss Lili."
Hangs up…
Lili: "Well. It not quite finished, but I will come back to answer more questions at a later date. Au revoir!"