Hellllllo! Welcome back! Been a while. Not really been feeling it I suppose as work has taken a lot out of me lately. But heyyyy I have a week off so here ya go. A poorly written smut chapter.

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"I was just getting to know the guy!" Yang protested to Jaune's right.

Weiss, who was to his left, scoffed "It looks like you did more than just 'getting to know' him!" She countered.

Jaune shut his eyes and shovelled another spoonful of his marshmallow flakes into his mouth. The two ghost girls had been arguing ever since Weiss had caught him and Yang and there was no sign of either of them accepting defeat. He gave up trying to reason with the two and resigned himself to a hearty bowl of cereal.

"I don't see the issue." Yang said while moving to lean over the blonde boy. Her breasts resting on his head.

"That is the issue!" Weiss exclaimed, also leaning over Jaune to meet Yang's eyes.

Not that he would normally complain about two beautiful girls using his head as an inn for the breasts to rest at, he just couldn't deal with their argument for much longer. "Can you both stop?" His words falling on deaf ears.

"You never think about your actions and the consequences they bring!" The angry white haired girl pointed accusingly "Maybe if you used that thick skull of yours a bit more and your body a bit less, you might actually do something right for once!"

"So that's what this is about? My tits?" Yang scowled "Stop being mad at me because you have the assets of a 12 year old!"

"Wha!" An extremely red faced Weiss cried out "How dare you?!" She shrieked before vanishing.

"Heh! I win." Yang sat back in her seat and noticed the disapproving stare from her fellow blonde "What? She started it."

"That was extremely uncalled for." He sighed and went to push the cereal bowl away and was met with air. His eyes shot to where he knew the bowl should be, yet there was nothing. "Did you move my bowl?" He asked the ghost.

"Why would I do that?" Came the reply "That's just childish."

"If you didn't do it, then what did?" He tapped his cheek with a finger thoughtfully "Just how many of you are there?"

Yang shrugged, plucking out a grape from the fruit bowl in the middle of the table and tossing it into the air before catching it in her mouth "If they want you to see them then they'll reveal themselves when they are ready."

"And you can't tell me because...?"

"Girl code." She shot him a wink and went for another grape.

"So there's no guy ghosts?" He questioned.

"Nope!" She replied with a pop "How lucky for you." She laughed.

Jaune's head hit the table and Yang let out a concerned shout. How could this happen? He had just escaped a house full of girls by moving into a house full of girls that could appear and disappear on command. What was his luck?

"Everything alright?" Yang asked, gently poking him in the back of the head.

He exploded out of his seat "Go and apologise to your sister!" He shouted.

"What?"

"I mean Weiss! Apologise!" He gave a final scream before sprinting out of the room.

"Weird..." She plucked another grape.

~~~The Horny Hauntings Of Jaune Arc~~~

He had been running around the mansion for what seemed like hours, the hall ways and hundred of doors that led to different parts of the house had helped in the boy getting completely lost within his own home. He rounded another corner and was met with a large wooden door. The door was double the size of every other door he had come across so far and what it held within the room intrigued him.

He pushed the heavy door open and made his way inside the dark room. Despite it being shrouded in darkness, the taste of stale, dusty air was there and it was evident that this room hadn't been touched in a long time. He reached over to the light switch and light illuminated the room.

Several large bookshelves were standing around the room with a few tables in the centre. On the floor under the window sat a red beanbag along with a few books. The beanbag stood out in the room as it looked like it had been used recently.

Jaune travelled down the aisles of books, eyeing up the titles and running a hand up a few of their spines "How can anyone read with all this dust?" He muttered, continuing his exploration. A few paintings of a man with blonde hair were hung up high on the walls, a gold plaque with a date and name engraved on was attached to the frame "Janus Arc - 1856... Damn this is an old painting." He looked up at the man, noticing the resemblance between him and man. He felt like he should feel some sort of emotion at seeing the painting, but he didn't know what to feel. He felt a strange feeling within him, like something was off but he couldn't quite place what it was.

The sound of a book hitting the floor broke him out of his daydreaming and he shook his head "Well, guess I better clean up all this mess." He announced to no one, even though he knew he was being watched. He left the room and come back a few minutes later with some gloves on and some cleaning supplies in hand.

He began by picking up the book that had 'magically' fallen and placing it in the pile next to the beanbag. 'Volume 4 of Ninjas of Love.' He took a mental note of the title before going back to tidying the room.

~~~The Horny Hauntings Of Jaune Arc~~~

"Stupid Yang and her dumb breasts." Weiss swung her legs over the ledge she was sat at. The sun was starting to set and the air became cooler. Despite being a ghost, she was still affected by the temperature and normal bodily urges such as sleeping, eating or needing to use the bathroom.

"Weiss." Came a panicked yet stoic voice "We have an issue."

"What is it, Blake?" She responded, not bothering to look at the raven haired faunus who had appeared behind her.

"There's a man here..."

"Yes, and?"

"He's in the library."

Her ponytail swung as she eyed the other girl "You do know, that this is technically his house right? He can do whatever he wants to it..." The image from the morning flashed through her mind "N- No matter how lewd or disgusting it is!" She grew into a furious blush and refused to face the girl.

"What are you talking about?" Blake asked.

The image of Jaune's... member standing to attention had burned itself into her mind and she was confused as to why she couldn't get it out of her head "N-Nothing!" She hid her face in her hands as a warmth flooded her body. Was she attracted to the boy? No no no no, she mentally waved off the notion, but then again, it had been a long time since she felt this way. And besides, she was always more into suave, blue haired boys rather than tall blonde and scraggly ones.

"Righttttt." Blake slowly backed up "I'm just gonna go."

"Please do..." Weiss groaned to no one as Blake had already vanished back into the dark halls.

She calmed herself down with a deep breath and shut her eyes and let the air wash over her, white hair dancing in the breeze "Remember why he's here..." She whispered before getting up and going to her room.

~~~The Horny Hauntings Of Jaune Arc~~~

Who knew that cleaning a room would be so tiring? Jaune slumped into the living room sofa. 'Day two of living on my own... Well, kinda on my own.' He thought with a light chuckle. When did things get so weird in his life? He let his eyes rest.

An old clock chimed in the distance signifying the start of a new day. The sun had set long ago and the moon was now high in the sky, he was just too focused on the cleaning to notice the time fly by. He let his head lean back against the soft cushions and let out a yawn, the activities from the night before finally catching up to him.

He had grown accustomed to the feeling of being watched and knew when it was happening, much like he was now. Not that he had enough energy to care or do anything about the gazes of whoever else was residing in the mansion. Right now all he wanted was to sleep. Not noticing the girl spying on him from the doorway, his eyes slowly shut and a light snore became the only sound in the room.

Weiss nodded to herself and vanished for a quick moment before reappearing in a silky white, extremely low cut nightgown. A breeze from a slightly open window sent a shiver through her body as it passed under her gown and brushed passed her pantyless vagina. She bit down on her lip as a surprised gasp escaped her throat and felt a heat rise up within her.

Her nipples brushed up against the soft silk and she could feel them perk up immediately. "Now or never, Weiss." She mentally prepared for what she was about to do and a hint of excitement rushed through her with each step she took towards the sleeping blonde. She took note of how peaceful he looked while sleeping and how attractive he actually was when she had a proper look at him. She gently sat down on the sofa and gently reached a hand out to stroke a lock of hair out of his, otherwise, perfect face. What she didn't expect, was for his hand to shoot out and pull her close towards him, practically spooning her.

A quiet yelp shot out of the girls mouth as a heavy arm snaked its way around her waist, holding her in place. "Let go of me, you oaf." She whispered in an angry tone. The only response she got was more snoring. "God, this is just the worst..."

Jaune let out a groan and shifted in his sleep, pulling Weiss' small frame even more into his. She was about to complain before her face grew a deep crimson. The new positioning of their bodies had made it so Jaune's dick was trying its damn hardest to poke her innocence through his trousers as possible. That was not something she was going to allow! She manoeuvred her hands behind her back and tried to push him slightly away from her but accidentally brushed her hands against the bulge that was trying to terrorise her.

'Warm...' Was the first thing she thought of as her hands were no longer trying to push him away and were instead cupping the bulge concealed within. Hard, warm and big were only a few words to describe the monster that she was about to free from its cage. She slipped her fingers into his trousers waistband and struggled to pull them down over the solid length.

She let out a long moan as she finally managed to free the beast and it instantly found its place between her legs. Luckily he hadn't entered her and was only resting between her folds. She slowly started to grind against the thick flesh and found her self picking up a steady rhythm. Her breathing became heavy and felt herself covering his dick with her fluids.

"Mmm..." Jaune groaned but didn't wake up, He instead pulled her in once more and rested his head on her shoulder, his hair and soft exhales ticked her neck and she felt like melting right there. Instead of trying to get away this time, Weiss decided to let it happen and continued her grinding.

"Close!" She let out an airy moan her time was almost up. She threw caution to the wind and started to slide against the dick faster, slamming her rear against Jaune and picking up the pace. A strained screech failed to make its way out of her throat as she came. There was no way she was going to let the others hear her like this.

"W-Weiss!" Jaune let out a shocked yet quiet screech "What are you doing?" He asked noticing the position they were in.

Weiss simply rolled her eyes and rolled over, now facing the tall blonde "Shut up, idiot. Do you want the others to hear?" She poked his chest accusingly.

"Hear what?" He gave a nervous laugh.

"The sound of this." She leaned up and planted her lips on his.

Jaune got the idea and deepened the kiss while resting a hand on the back of Weiss' head. A soft moan came from the girl and he placed his free hand onto her bare thigh, gently rubbing the soft skin.

The affection was all well and good for Weiss, but she had already had her fun and was ready for the main course. She wanted this boy and she wanted all of him. She broke away from the kiss and licked her lips at the sight of his, once again, hard cock. "I want you to- Ahh!" She was cut off as Jaune had flipped her so her face was down and her ass was up. A silly grin appeared on her face as she eagerly awaited for what was about to happen.

"Sorry! I'm not normally like this." Jaune apologised "But then again, you did take advantage of me while I was sleeping." His face grew dark and he slapped one of her butt cheeks. The small yelp only reinforced his already throbbing dick.

"Take me already you, idiot..." She spoke lustfully and that was all he needed to hear.

Towering over the girl, he could see how she was twitching her greedy cunt upwards towards his dick, and who was he to argue with that? He grabbed her by the hips and slammed himself fully inside her.

"Oh fuck yes!" Weiss muffled, head in a cushion as she bit down in a futile attempt to mute her moans.

Jaune didn't let up, not giving the girl even a second to recover and prepare for the onslaught he was about to unleash on her cunt. The sound of skin meeting skin echoed through the room thrown in along with the sound of Weiss every time he thrust back inside. 'Who knew being so dominating could feel so good?' Jaune thought, as the small girl beneath him slammed her ass in the same rhythm as his thrusts, meeting him halfway.

He pulled out, to the disappointment of the girl. Ignoring her protests. he flipped her over so he was above her. He shot her a quick nod and she nodded back in understanding and opened her legs so he could get back to the fun. Once his member was back in place, she clamped her legs around him and he hungrily kissed her.

'Oh god! Oh God! OH GOD!' Weiss internally screamed as the boy smashed in and out of her dripping slit. She felt like her entire body was being probed as his tongue was currently winning the fight against hers and his hot length was pulsating throughout her womanhood. She had already came once and she was so close to her second.

"Weiss, I'm gonna-"

"Do it."

That was all he needed to hear as he picked up his pace once more. Weiss' moans were now unmuffled and free for all to hear, but she didn't care. Jaune's lips went to work on her pale neck as he grew closer.

"Jaune!"

"Weiss!"

"Yang!"

The intimate duo screamed in shock as the blonde girl poked her head over the sofa and grinned at the two. "Having fun are we?" She asked with a knowing smile.

Weiss blushed heavily and vanished, leaving the poor boy alone with his cock still hanging out.

Yang looked down at the boy and looked around the room "Weiss, are you gonna finish this?" She called out and pointed towards Jaune's member.

"I hate this house!" Jaune cried.


Poor Jaune! Almost nutted in the Ice Queen! So sad! Ah well, until next time I suppose! Thank you for reading.