Broken Gamer of Skye (SI Kuzuki) Chapter 1, a fate/stay night fanfic

My first ever semi-Gamer Fic, sponsoring...Kuzuki? WTF? Yeah, I'm having a fever alright.

One little fact people must understand; In the modern age, Scathach is in the land of shadows, which is in the Root (Origin of all phenomena), outside of the world. Kind of like Merlin who jailed himself in his tower in Avalon. They are not dead.

Good with that? Let's jump right in!

The man coldly looked down at the boy who lay unconscious on the floor.

If this boy fails to wake up, he may need to 'dispose' it as a failure. After all, this boy's only purpose was a one-time use as an assassin against a powerful political figure.

The breathing rhythm of the boy suddenly changed from calm to erratic. The change was too drastic to ignore. The man leaned down, reaching out a finger to measure the boy's blood flow and pulse-

SQUELCH

"...hah?"

The man's eyelids widened beyond their limits as his eyeballs bulged out. The man couldn't understand what was happening to him.

How could he? He was a mentor responsible for training and brainwashing young children into becoming professional assassins. There was no one capable of harming, much less fatally wounding him in this secluded temple hidden within the mountains.

The boy was one of the many tools in this temple...he should be. Then why...why was the boy's fist lodged in his jugular vein-

SPLAT

The boy pulled his fist out of the man's neck while twisting his wrists to dislocate the cervical spine in the process. The man's face was still frozen in a state of unadulterated shock as his dead body hit the floor.

Blood gushed out of the man's broken neck like a fountain, staining the boy's white kimono in a dark red.

The boy looked at his fist, then back at the man lying on the ground. His face was emotionless as his lips moved to spit out one single word.

"Well, fuck me."

SI Kuzuki POV

You see...the first thing I noticed when I gained consciousness was the annoying button that floated before my face.

I was floating in a weightless black void, but this red button just stayed in front of my eyes no matter how I tried to look away or turn my head.

The only reason I could see my surroundings was because the damn button was not big enough to cover my field of vision.

The button read; 'PRESS ME, BABY! WE HAVE COOKIES!'

The fact that the words sparkled in the colors of a fucking Christmas tree did nothing to alleviate my building irritation.

A meme popped out inside my head with Darth Vader holding out a cookie. Yeah, I'm not going to the dark side, thank you very much!

Speaking of memes, I could remember nothing about my identity. I didn't know my name, I didn't know my past...I didn't know...me.

All I knew was that I existed since I was capable of thought. And I was somehow not freaking out about the fact I have amnesia and was inside this...space.

The button started to vibrate before my eyes. It was getting really hard to concentrate. The irritation that was mounting up in my chest exploded.

I knew that the button or this void was influencing my mental state in some unhealthy way, though I couldn't care less.

I needed to smash my fist into that fucking button, and twist my fist inside it so fucking hard, I fucking obliterate its fucking existence out of this fucking universe.

With a guttural roar, I punched forward and felt a surge of euphoria as the button shattered into a million little pieces. A mechanical female voice echoed within my head.

[COOKIE OBTAINED. UNLOCKING SYSTEM. WELCOME BABY!]

So it was talking about that Cookie...the IT one, I thought dumbly.

The void started to fall apart as I found myself twisting and warping into a new shell, a new vessel that was my body.

I blinked. It happened so fast, that my brain was unable to process it. I looked up, to see the shocked face of a bald Asian man who was spitting blood from his mouth.

My right fist felt wet and slimy, so I looked down, only to find it coated in blood.

[CONGRATULATIONS! YOU PRESSED HIS 'BUTTON'!]

[TUTORIAL HIDDEN QUEST: Know How to Press the Right Button: ACCOMPLISHED!]