NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 2 :
"Why Shower Sex Is Dangerous''
The director looked at the stage and then picked up her microphone.
"Okay ,'' she said , "Madara and Itachi you're up.''
Madara and Itachi walked on to the stage.
( ON STAGE )
"Ahem ,'' Madara began , "Me and my partner Itachi are here to talk to you today about why . . . .Shower Sex is dangerous.''
"Yes ,'' Itachi said , "If you're having sex with your partner in the shower then you could be seriously injured or worse.''
"Yeah ,'' he replied , "Orochimaru and Kabuto did that and look what happened.'' Itachi held up the pictures.
"OOO , TOBI WANT A COPY ! ,'' Tobi shouted.
"YOU SICK BASTARDS ! ,'' Orochimaru shouted.
"YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO SEW THAT BACK ON ?! ,'' Kabuto shouted.
Everyone looked at him. Kabuto blushed in embarrassment.
"Yes ,'' Itachi said , "Well anyway , if you don't want this to happen to your little friend in your pants or any other body part then don't have sex in the shower.''
"You mean like we did last night ? ,'' Madara asked smiling with a seductive look in his Sharigan eyes.
"Shut up , Madara ,'' he replied , "People don't need to know that.''
"Oh you're just being shy , I can tell ,'' Madara said , "I can see it in your eyes. I see the lust , passion and desire. I know you want me.''
"I don't . . . ,'' Itachi started.
He looked in to Madara's eyes and smiled.
"Alright , honey ,'' Itachi said , "Let's find a shower and give the viewers a real show to enjoy.''
Ten Minuets Later . . .
Madara and Itachi were in the shower and the director was still video taping them. Madara picked up the soap and started to lather it on Itachi's chest. Some of the soap squirted in to Itachi's eye.
"OW ! ,'' Itachi shouted , "DAMN IT ! MY EYE !''
"Oh , I'm sorry ,'' Madara said , "Here let me clean it out.''
Next Madara poked Itachi in the eye.
"OW ! ,'' he shouted , "MADARA , YOU FUCKTARD !''
"SORRY ! ,'' Madara shouted , "Why don't you get your eye underneath the water and wash it out.''
Itachi moved forward and his nose poked Madara in the eye. Madara stepped forward and stepped on Itachi's foot.
"OW ! ,'' Itachi shouted , "YOU SON OF BITCH !''
Next Itachi punched Madara in the balls and Madara passed out. Itachi walked blindly out of the shower and bathroom and started to walk down the hall with the camera still following him. Itachi walked in to his dressing room and over to the window. Next he opened the window and climbed out on to the window sill.
"I STILL CAN'T SEE ! ,'' Itachi shouted , "WHERE THE HE -
Next Itachi walked off the window sill and landed in a trash dumpster.
"What's that smell ? ,'' he asked.
End Of Chapter : 2.