NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 3 :
"Kyubi , Naruto and Viagra''
The director sat in her chair smoking a cigarette and then looked at her watch.
"Okay , Naruto and Kyubi are up for their Viagra commercial ,'' she said , "This should be interesting.''
( ON STAGE )
Kyubi and Naruto looked at each other and then at the camera. They smiled and began their commercial.
"Greetings , folks ,'' Kyubi said , "My friend Naruto and I are here to talk to you today about Viagra.''
"Yeah ,'' Naruto stated , "Vigara increases your sexual stamina and it can give you and your sexual partner a great night in bed.''
"Of course ,'' he replied , "Me and Tsunade use it all the time when we . . .you know.''
Kyubi winked.
"KYUBI ! ,'' Tsunade shouted.
"Sorry , love ,'' Kyubi replied.
"And me and Anko just started using it last week and it has definitely improved our sex life ,'' Naruto said.
"Pff ,'' Anko muttered , "As if.''
Naruto blushed.
"Anyways ,'' Kyubi stated , "This shit is great so go out and buy our special Konoha brand of Viagra called KONAHA THE REAL JUICE VIAGRA. The number to call is 1-877-PAIN CAN KISS MY ASS. Call now while supplies last.''
Naruto opened the box and took out two capsules. Next he handed one to the fox and they both took them.
"Man , I'm not feeling anything ,'' Naruto said.
"Yeah ,'' Kyubi said , "I think we got ripped off.''
Next the fox looked over at Tsunade and smiled.
"BABY ! ,'' the fox shouted.
Next Kyubi ran and jumped off the stage landing on Tsunade. Next he started to hump her. Naruto blinked and then looked at Anko.
"Uh oh ,'' Naruto said.
Next he jumped on Anko and started to hump her as well.
"OH , NARUTO ! ,'' Anko shouted.
The director laughed and clapped her hands.
"That's a wrap ,'' she said.
End Of Chapter : 3.