NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 7 :
"Jiraiya , Kakashi and The First Naruto Uncut Boxset''
The director sat in her seat and looked up at the stage. She sighed and then picked up her microphone.
"JIRAYA AND KAKASHI IT'S YOU'RE TURN ! ,'' she called.
( ON STAGE )
Kakashi and Jiraya walked on to the stage and looked at the camera.
"Are we recording now ? ,'' Jiraya asked.
The director nodded.
"Super ,'' he said , "Alright my friend Kakashi and I have come here today to promote the release of the first Naruto Uncut Boxset. This DVD set is 3 discs and is packed with the first 13 episodes of the series. However the great and powerful Jiraya is not in them.''
"And if you call the number 1-900-NARUTO SUCKS ,'' Kakashi said , "In the next five minuets you'll get the Naruto DVD box set along with a free Naruto t-shirt. So call now. Operators are standing by.''
Suddenly Gai appeared behind them drunk off his ass and holding a guitar.
"HOOOOOOOOOO ! ,'' Gai shouted , "WHAT'S GOING ON , PEOPLES ! THE LOVELY MITE GAI IS HERE TO PARTY HARTY ! YEEEEEEEAH , BABY ! GET THE PIZZA AND THE GIRLS AND COME TO MY BACK -
Gai stopped and saw a giant snake flying in the air. Next he screamed and fainted. Kakashi looked down at him and then back up at the director who was leaving the room because she was laughing so hard.
THE END.