NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 8 :
"Itachi , Madara and Warnings Of Overuse Of Mangekyo Sharingan''
The director sat in her chair and looked at the next two names on the list. She laughed.
"Itachi and Madara you guys are up ,'' the director stated laughing.
( ON STAGE )
Itachi stood beside Madara and they waved at the camera. Madara was wearing sunglasses and was holding a cane.
"Greetings , folks ,'' Itachi said.
"We are here to discuss what happens when you over use the Mangekyo Sharingan ,'' Madara stated , "One of the definite effects is blindness. That's what happened to me. I'm completely blind.''
"And hard of hearing and stupid ,'' he muttered.
"What ? ,'' Madara asked.
"Nothing ,'' Itachi said , "Another effect of overusing the Mangekyo Sharingan is the ability to be an absolute dumb ass like my friend Madara here for over using it in the first place.''
"Shut up , Itachi ,'' he replied.
"You see folks ,'' Itachi explained , "If he had been using his BRAIN ( though I doubt he has one ) before he overused the Mangekyo Sharingan he wouldn't be blind now would he ? No.''
"You got something to say , Itachi ? ,'' Madara asked.
"Yes ,'' he stated , "YOU'RE A DUMBASS ! THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY !''
Madara stared at him and then ran away crying. Itachi blinked and then looked at the camera. Suddenly Madara came driving in to the studio on a steam roller. Next he ran Itachi over and laughed insanely.
"Okaaaaaay ,'' the director said , "That's a wrap.''
THE END.
