NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 16 :
"Akatsuki Daycare''
The director sat in her in her chair and looked at her list. Next she looked up at the stage.
"AKATSUKI , YOU GUYS ARE UP ! ,'' the director shouted.
( ON STAGE )
"Hello ,'' Konan stated , "Welcome to Akatsuki Daycare. At Akatsuki Daycare you can be assure that your kids be well taken care of.''
Three kids stood behind Konan holding up a sign that said HELP ! WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED ! THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY AND THINKS SHE'S OUR MOTHER !
"Your kids will love the fun activities we have for them here at Akatsuki Daycare ,'' Konan said turning on a projector , "Swimming.''
The projector turned to a picture of the kids swimming in a pool and being chased by a shark.
"Hunting ,'' Konan said.
The projector turned to a picture of kids being hunted by the Akatsuki members. The Akatsuki members were holding spears.
"Fishing ,'' Konan stated.
The projector turned to a picture of a kid hanging off a giant hook that was attached to a boat that was being driving by Akatsuki.
"Cooking ,'' Konan said.
The projector turned to a picture of a kid hanging on a spit and Zetsu was roasting him over a fire.
"Archery ,'' Konan stated.
The projector turned to a picture of a kid tied to a target and Konan was firing an arrow at him.
"And last but not least . . .Jogging ,'' Konan said.
The projector turned to a picture of five kids running and Sasori and Hidan were firing machine guns at their feet to make them run.
"Call anytime ,'' Konan stated , "Our number is 1-900-WE LOVE KIDS. Thank you for your time.''
The director clapped her hands and the rest of the Akatsuki cheered. Konan bowed.
THE END.