NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 17 :
"Konoha Professional Help''
The director sat in her chair and looked at her list. Next she looked up at the stage.
"PEIN , MADARA AND ITACHI YOU GUYS ARE UP ! ,'' the Director said.
( ON STAGE )
Pein , Madara and Itachi were wearing strait jackets and were sitting in chairs. Pein smiled.
"Hi ,'' Pein said , "Me and my friends are sponsoring Konoha Professional Help. If you're an insane nutcase like us then call 1-900-I'M A FUCKING NUT CASE right now. This is not a joke.''
"That's right ,'' Itachi stated , "Mental help is important. If your mental illness goes untreated then you'll end up like us and trust me. You don't want that.''
"Exactly ,'' Madara exclaimed , "So please call 1-800-I'M A FUCKING RETARD-
"Nut case ,'' Itachi and Pein corrected.
"1-800-I'M A FUCKING NUTCASE right now ,'' he said , "Because if you call right now we'll give you free t-shirts and candy.''
Pein , Itachi and the Director shook with fear.
"Scary ,'' the Director said , "Ooooookay. That's a wrap.''
THE END.