NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 19 :
"Konan Haircuts''
The director sat in her chair and looked at her list. Next she looked up at the stage.
"KONAN , YOU'RE UP ! ,'' the Director shouted.
( ON STAGE )
"Greetings ,'' Konan stated sweetly , "I would really appreciate it if you would come down to Konan Haircuts. I can give any haircut you desire. I can give you a Mohawk.''
Konan opened a curtain to reveal Naruto with a Mohawk.
"Wass up ? ,'' Naruto said.
"A flat top ,'' Konan explained.
Konan opened a curtain to reveal Sasuke with a flat top. Sasuke was shaking and holding his head.
"My hair ,'' Sasuke said , "My beautiful hair.''
"And even bald ,'' Konan stated.
Konan opened a curtain to reveal a bald Hinata.
"WLL THIS IS JUST SPE-FUCKING-TACULAR ! ,'' Hinata said , "I'M FUCKING BALD , YOU CRAZY BITCH !''
Hinata jumped out of her chair and tackled Konan to the ground. Next Hinata ripped out eighteen strands of Konan's hair. Konan screamed and ran off the stage.
"TAKE THAT YOU BLUE HAIRED BITCH ! ,'' Hinata screamed.
The director laughed.
"That's a wrap ,'' she said.
THE END.