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Parents day.

The day that parents, guardians, or older siblings would visit the classes of those attending the school and watch them while they studied. It was a rather formal event, which usually just had the family members standing at the back of the class, filming or taking pictures of their kids and siblings.

This was the chance for a lot of people.

To make a good impression on their boyfriend or girlfriend's parents, or to show off your worth to the parents of those who you wanted to confess to. It was a prime time, the best time, to get one of them on your side.

Nobody expected who came for Naruto though.

Nor did they ever expect to see Naruto embarassed when the elderly woman who came to watch him judged everything he did.

"... Your method of teaching is inferior... you expect students to get the most out of their physical education if you don't actually push them... what is more, you fail to lead by example." Mito was lecturing the PE teacher. She had him sitting on his knees in front of her, and classes inside the building were able to witness her verbally tear the man down to his very core.

She was merciless.

"Ma'am."

"No." Mito poked his forehead and left the tip of her finger there. "Don't think I didn't notice the poor state of your own health. How can you encourage students to desire to be fit, if you yourself are out of shape, and honestly, not much to look at?" Mito ripped into the man's appearance as well.

He seemed to shrink.

"... Bu-"

"Young boys and girls need a figure to look as an example. Young men need a strapping older male to show them how to keep their bodies in shape, and these women need a refined lady to be their goal. You lack discipline... and you." Mito changed targets as she walked towards Sirzechs, who had come to watch his sister. Since he was also part of the school board, Mito decided to give him a chunk of abuse as well.

He waited.

He agreed with her, but he was wondering how she was going to rip into him. She eyed him up and down a few times, before she covered her mouth.

"... You are decent enough, please, make sure that your teachers are satisfactory in the future."

-During Lunch-

"You expect my son to eat this?"

"Uuuuuuuh." Naruto slammed his head on the table, because Akeno had come again today to give him a lunch, only Mito intercepted it for him. She had opened the contents of the lunch, and was inspecting it for all it was worth. Akeno just stared at him, before Mito put a hand on her shoulder.

Akeno was NOT expecting the elderly woman to be able to force her to her knees, nor was she expecting for the lunch she made to be placed into her own lap.

"Now listen here you obscene woman. When making a lunch for a man, you need to include larger helpings of protein, and this lunch is lacking in both the sugars and types of fat needed to maintain a healthy diet... and it is visually underwhelming." Mito pointed to the various parts of the lunch. "... eating begins with the eyes, is enhanced by the nose, and is enjoyed by the tongue... and then it enriches the body. If you can't manage to enhant all of a man's senses with your lunch, then you have failed." Mito took her paper fan and knocked it on top of Akeno's head several times.

Akeno glanced at Naruto, who just was burying his face in his hand, unable to let anyone see his face.

"EH!?" Akeno looked down in shock when Mito stepped on her knee and pushed it into the ground, causing Akeno to feel discomfort.

"Also, what is with this small serving size. If you feed a man a woman's serving size, then you aren't fueling his body for success. You are going to make him suffer from malnutrition... which can stunt their growth, lower their energy, and negatively effect their health-"

-During Class-

Mito was on a rampage.

"I'm sorry!"

"Not yet you're not... you expect students to learn just by writing the equation on the board and then telling them to study it? Explain it to them! You are payed to teach them how to do it! Yes, a student must work hard and study, but you are a teacher, and you need to be able to properly look after the next generation." Mito had the teacher on his knees once more.

The other parents at the back of the class couldn't help but nod their heads in agreement at her words, but none of them had the courage to speak up.

Every student stared at Naruto.

"Stop looking at me."

"What is more, you aren't challenging them enough! How can they retain the information, if it isn't challenging enough to stick with them. Don't coddle these children, force them to work harder!" Mito went harder, and now people were starting to give Naruto darker looks when they realized his family member was going to be causing the difficulty of their work to increase. "... and look at these test scores you handed out! 4 students in this class are nearly failing... you are failing them. The students failing need extra attention."

4 students started to look away from everyone else.

"It isn't my fault, all of the girls in this school are so sexy, it is hard to focus."

Mito turned towards him.

"Down."

Instantly he was down on his knees, and a set of parents in the back covered their faces in horror, realizing their son was going to get torn to pieces by this monster of a woman. Instead, Mito just placed a gentle hand on his shoulder.

"... You are not a man, you are a child... grow up, and become a man worthy enough to be viewed as an object of affection."

-During Club Activities Later-

"This room... is acceptable, and you have a shower installed, good... a clean body is important, though the open location is rather... inappropriate." Mito looked over the club that Naruto claimed that he was in.

The Occult Research Club.

Rias raised an eyebrow when she saw the woman judging the room, and she looked at Naruto, who was apologizing with his body language. She smiled and shrugged mentally, since this was a good chance for her to make a decent impression on a member of his family.

"Yes, the study of the occult is a serious matter to us, and often times it is dirty work." Rias spoke respectfully in both her words and body language. She didn't notice, but Akeno seemed depressed for some reason. "As club president, I overlook the studies we... well study. Currently, we are studying the difference between western and eastern spirits." Rias explained gently.

The Occult Research Club was not just a front for them to be devils, it was also a legit subject that she studied in the human realm, which had a surprising diversity of occult topics. She liked to study youkai whenerver she got the chance, though the chance rarely came up.

"Unacceptable."

"Eh?" Rias had a hand placed on her shoulder.

"Unacceptable, you speak well, your posture is impeccable, your manners are cultured, and you clearly take care of yourself... but I do not accept this." Mito stared at Rias.

"Uh... what?"

"You expect me to believe that the only reason you wish for Naruto to be around you, is so that you can study the occult together. I am aware of how you devils use humans... and I find it unacceptable for my son around one who wishes to use him." Mito started to go at Rias as well.

Naruto slammed his face into the wall.

Into it, as in his head put a hole in the wall, and he kept his head in the wall until Mito was done.

"Unacceptable, I have no such desire to use Naruto for anything other than his company... he is quite amusing after all." Rias stood up and stared down at Mito, being a decent amount taller than the elderly woman. She would not allow herself to be talked down to like this, even more so by somebody she was just now meeting.

"You enjoy his company do you... tell me, what did you learn about him while in his company?" Mito challenged Rias.

Rias smirked.

"His favorite color is orange, but his second favorite color is red. He wishes he was born with straight red hair, instead of blond messy hair. He enjoys ramen, miso pork to be exact, and he always has an extra helping of meat in any bowl he orders if he can help it. He loves to garden, and he names all of the plants he takes care of, with his favorite plant being Mr. Ukki... a plant he has been raising in secret to give as a gift to the kendo club." Rias spoke as she started to list off things she knew about Naruto.

Naruto took his head out of the wall and raised an eyebrow.

"Uuuuuuh?"

"He is exactly 166cm tall, and when he looks at a woman, first he lookes at her eyes, then her hair, followed by her thighs, then butt, followed by her breasts, then her face. He prefers sandles over shoes, and he feels naked without a headband or something to cover his forehead. His nose is the first thing to turn red when he blushes."

"What?" Mito whispered as Rias started to list off everything.

"Oh, and he enjoys pranking the various clubs, but nobody has realized it has been him. His favorite food might be ramen, but that isn't his only favorite, he loves red bean soup, but he keeps it a secret. He hates fresh veggies, but he is fine with them if they are mixed into ramen, but he isn't actually a picky eater... he will eat anything if it is in front of him." Rias continued her lecture of all of the different things she had learned about Naruto. "He also has confidence issues in ways people wouldn't expect. He is self-conscious about his height, and the..." Rias stopped when she realized what she was about to say.

She made eye contact with Naruto and her face turned bright red.

"... Akeno, why did you tell Rias all of that stuff?" Naruto asked Akeno with a deadpan tone, since most of that stuff were things he had talked about with Akeno over the lunches they would eat together.

Mito clapped her hands though.

"Now that is acceptable... truly, you have been paying attention to him. You do a credit to your species, for I have never known a devil to see a human and bother remembering anything about them. Very well, you may continue to befriend him." Mito clapped her hands. She approved of their friendship. "... but don't think that I approve of you completely. That lunch you made for him-"

Akeno's eyes widened in horror.

"Lunch, I haven't made any lunches for him." Rias spoke with genuine confusion, while Akeno subtly slipped herself out of the room while nobody was looking at her. She stopped when Naruto glanced in her direction, and she decided to face him.

She took a deep breath.

Time to come clean.

"Actually, Kiba asked me to give you those lunches, he is actually gay... and wanted to show his affection for you, but he was too shy." Akeno lied with ease, and blamed the lunches on Kiba instead. She watched as Naruto's face went paler, and she knew that he had bought her lie once more.

Rias raised an eyebrow at the lie though, since she knew that Akeno had been making the lunches.

Why was she lying?

Chapter End!
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