A/N Hello to everyone! Sorry for not updating, but my mum was moody and she took my computer away! Sorry for that! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Well, newsflash, I do NOT own the TMI, only the plot.

After Clary's not so little angry explosion, she was waiting Jace to bully her more then normal, but Jace ignored her everywhere. It was strange, not to be bugged by him 24/7, but it was pleasant for Clary.

1 week had past, and Clary and Simon were waiting for perfect moment to announce their fake relationship. In the hallways, whenever Isabelle Lightwood would see her, she would simply smile past her. At first it annoyed Clary, seeing that she was going through all this fake relationship shit because of Isabelle's arranged marriage, and how it affects her relationships, but then Clary thought better of it. It would be suspicious if Isabelle suddenly decided to became friends with Clary.

Clary was sitting in her very boring chem class, when someone grabbed her by the waist like she was feather and put her to the other uncomfortable looking plastic chair nearby.

" Hey!" Clary turned to look at who was this person; no one was even paying attention to her.

She turned her head to a mass of golden: golden hair, golden skin, and golden eyes that had brown freckles in it.

Jace.

He looked magnified to Clary, as if he was just in front of her nose.

Wait.

He was actually in front of her, their noses were touching. Clary put on a very blank expression on, the same way she would do when she didn't want anyone to read her expressions. And right now, she did not want Jace to know that she was nervous, because she stood up for herself in detention, even threating Jace. And now she felt so small in front of him, not even daring to move an inch.

"Oh hello shrimp, didn't see you there" He said smirking. It was as if nothing have had happened a week before. He has been ignoring her for the last week, and it wouldn't be so bad if he kept ignoring Clary till the end of the year, now would it?

Clary gave Jace "Are you serious right now?" look and turned her head to the textbook, totally ignoring Jace who was still smirking.

" Ignoring me won't workkk" Jace said in a sing-song tone.

" Look, you have been ignoring me for a week, now please just keep ignoring me forever, just please I can't deal with you right now." Clary said frowning, she didn't like having to plea to Jace.

" Oh no, I was not ignoring you." Jace said, taking out the pencil in Clary's hair, making it flow around her in loose curls till her waist. He began playing with the pencil. He probably was playing violin or piano; he had long fingers. Though he didn't struck Clary as someone who would play any kind of musical instrument.

" Oh well then did you go mute, or to what did we owe the pleasure of not hearing from you?" Clary asked. She knew she ought to ignore Jace, and give him no reaction at all. This would make Jace lose interest in bugging her. But Clary couldn't just stand there and listen Jace speaking shit about her. She couldn't shut her mouth. That was probably why Jace choose to tease her.

"Well actually I was observing you," Jace said smirking. Clary raised an eyebrow. Jace continued. " You were talking about my ex-girlfriends that day,"

"Not that again" Clary thought.

" And from what I gathered in from my observations, you haven't even been in a 1 relationship. Yet you were talking shit about all my relationship. You don't even have a boyfriend. So is that jealousy?" Jace said throwing the pencil in the air and then catching it.

Clary inwardly cringed at the idea of being jealous of Jace and his many girlfriends. "Is that what he got from my angry explosion? That I am jealous?" She grinned and began:

" Puh-lease, you are wondering if I am jealous of your many ugly girlfriends and your relationships, which only consisted of hooking up and no attraction to each other? I would rather be single forever, and own 20 cats when I am older and live alone instead of having that kind of relationship with every hot dude I see. Even though it is a cliché, and there is no such thing like 'true love', I believe that one day I will find the right guy for me. When it comes to you though, in 20 years I see you single and still a playboy" Clary snatched the pencil from a startled Jace and returned gazing her textbook aimlessly. She really didn't really care about chem, she was going to have a gallery like her mother, but after gaining an arts degree, and honestly she didn't think she would need chem in her real life.

After that small speech of Clary's, Jace seemed to shut up. But when the bell rang and Clary packed her stuff, Jace turned to her and said:

"Well such a pity you don't have a boyfriend, huh shrimp. I am sure there are pitiful guys out there somewhere, that would date you, you are their dream girl. But what a shame that guys don't seem to be somewhere near you, seeing that you are failing to date anyone."

At first Clary thought to ignore him. But then she thought she would regret not answering back at him later, so she decided to say something in the lines of:

"Oh, but I am dating someone." It wasn't entirely true. She was fake-dating Simon, and their fake relationship didn't seem to be known by anyone yet. But thinking that the news would break out eventually, Clary went on:

"And actually he is my dream guy." This wasn't true. Simon was a good guy, and sure would be a good boyfriend to Isabelle, but Clary's dream boy would be someone who was adventurous, brave, funny, and possessive at times. But right now imaging it, no one particular in Clary's life seemed to have that qualities." Maybe I can meet someone like that while studying art. Sure there is a guy out there who is my other half." Clary thought.

But when she focused her attention on Jace again, he had a funny expression; as if he was trying too hard not to laugh.

"What?" Clary frowned looking up at Jace; he was tall: 6.8 feet to Clary's 5.2. So this made a funny look. As if a 5 year old was looking up at a 9 year old.

"Oh come on, who would be that desperate to date you?" Jace said, still trying too hard not to laugh. They had already reached to the classroom door, where Clary could see Simon standing. This gave her an idea.

She ran up to Simon and kissed his cheek, and whispered to his ear: "Go along with it."

Simon seem to understand what Clary was trying to do, so he put an arm around Clary's shoulder. This time he kissed Clary's cheek, to whisper:" I thought this asshole had finally tried to grow up and leave you alone."

Clary gave him an "apparently not" look and then turned back to Jace, who shockingly looked green. As if he was going to throw up. But before he could say anything, Kealie arrived, looking down at Clary and Simon while sneaking an arm around Jace's torso. But Jace seemed in too much shock to even realize this.

" This two are together? Oh my God, too much geek here, lets go find somewhere else Jacey." She said in a flirty way. She was even faking her British accent, which was way funnier to Clary then normal.

Clary and Simon turned to the PE class, when Clary muttered a "good job" at Simon, and then they did a little high-five, leaving a very shocked Jace and a very annoyed Kealie. But it would take some time for Clary to understand that the weird face Jace was making was jealousy.

A/N well umm, hope nothing is going to fast, feel free to write your opinions and ideas for the story. Ba-bye!