Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters (unless otherwise stated) Kazuki Takahashi does, nor do I make any money from these stories.
I still say that this is nowt but Random silliness
Who the hell are you and where's Kaiba?
Walking into the classroom Joey readied himself for another argument "Hey moneybags!" Joey called out to Kaiba
Seto turned "Yes Joey?"
"How dare…" he stopped "What did you just call me?" Joey asked suspiciously
"I called you Joey that is your name isn't it?"
"Yeah." Joey said an air of uncertainty lacing his voice
Kaiba put his hand to his heart and sighed "Oh good I thought I'd got it wrong for a moment."
Joey stared at Kaiba "Okay Kaiba jokes over you can insult me now."
Kaiba looked horrified "Insult you Joey? I could never do that!"
"Ok-ay." Joey said "Who the hell are you and where's Kaiba?"
Joey was sure he heard snickering in the background…
Yugi was sat in the math room concentrating on the math problem written on the board, it wasn't easy as Yami was attached to his neck, sucking and nibbling /ooh do that again/ Yugi mind whispered as he still tried to figure out the problem,
"What the hell is the answer?" he said to no one in particular
"2,364.5" a voice suddenly said. Yugi jumped
"Kaiba! you scared the shit out of me!"
"Oh I am sorry Yugi, I'll be more careful next time."
Yugi gave Kaiba a strange look "Are you alright Kaiba?"
"Yes I'm fine, how is Yami by the way?"
"Um, he's fine." Yugi replied his eyes narrowing slightly
"Good." Kaiba said "You'll have to get him to come out soon it's
been a long time since I've had a decent duel just for fun."
"Ok-ay." Yugi said "Who the hell are you and where's Kaiba?"
Yugi was sure he heard snickering in the background…
Yami stood across the arena from Kaiba and pointed at him "It's the hate in your hea…" Yami couldn't finish what he was saying as he was stunned almost speechless by the tears in Kaiba's eyes
"Um Kaiba are you alright?"
"Yes" sniff "thank." Sniff "You." Sniff "Yami." Sniff "I'm" Sniff "fine." Sniff
"No you're not, what's wrong?"
Yami was unprepared for what happened next, Kaiba threw
himself into his arms and sobbed "Mypuppydied" Kaiba mumbled into Yami's shirt. Yugi walked into the duelling arena expecting to see a fierce duel between the two top duellists in the world, that however was not what he found
"Um Yami?" he asked the somewhat bewildered spirit.
Yami looked at him and shrugged "The hell if I know."
"Kaiba?" Yugi asked gently and promptly wished he hadn't as nearly 144lbs of Seto Kaiba flew into his arms Yugi looked at Yami wide eyed, Yami just shrugged, gingerly Yugi patted Kaiba's head "What's wrong Kaiba?" Yugi asked gently
"Mypuppydied" Seto said again
"Your puppy died?"
Kaiba nodded
Yugi's heart went out to Kaiba "When did this happen?" Yugi asked thinking it was quite recent
"When I was five." Kaiba sobbed
"Ok-ay." Yami and Yugi said "Who the hell are you and where's Kaiba?"
They were sure they heard snickering in the background…
Kaiba had been missing from school for two days and the others were starting to get worried after all he had been acting strange lately…then Seto walked through the door "Hey Kaiba!" Joey said smiling
"What the hell are you smiling at mutt?" Kaiba asked with a snarl
Joey sighed, "I knew it was too good to last."
Yugi walked in "Hey Kaiba want to duel Yami again today?"
"Why the hell would I want to duel your imaginary friend Mutou? Seto asked with a growl.
Yugi sighed, "I knew it was too good to last."
"Hey Kaiba, glad you got over the death of your puppy." Yami said surprisingly nice considering just who it was he was talking to,
"What are you talking about I've never had a puppy!" Seto barked
Yami sighed, "I knew it was too good to last."
Yami, Yugi and Joey were sure they heard snickering in the background,
Mokuba, holding the millennium rod knew for a fact they had…
A.N
*Sighs* As I said, random silliness.