Arriving in Dressrosa, I take my first steps on solid ground and almost moan in relief at not feeling my body shake with the waves. I hate ships with a passion and nothing can convince me otherwise. I 100% need to find another means of transportation, or I will just make better ships that don't move about as much with the waves.
I can make fucking androids and super weapons, I refuse to believe I can't create a means of transport that doesn't make me want to puke my lunch.
Worst comes to worst, it shouldn't be too hard to capture Shiki and force the bastard to drive a ship for me, just need to make something to mind control him or modify his head into an obedient puppet. Not sure if I can do it right now, but that sounds easier than learning to deal with a ship.
"So, this is Dressrosa." Yamato said excitedly beside me, her voice as loud and boisterous as they come. She was just about to dart away when I motioned for Susanoo who stopped her. "What? I want to go explore."
"Yamato, you know the rules. I stuck out my neck to let you come over, but you gotta listen to the rules." I say to the daughter of my boss who was showing a pout over needing to follow any rules. "You can't just go right away, you are representing the Beast Pirates here, at least let us meet our hosts before we arrange someone to come with you."
"I just want to go explore, why be so troublesome?" She questions in irritation.
"Look, you can either listen and do as we are instructing and show your father that you are well behaved enough to not need to be stuck in Onigashima for who knows how long, or you can listen to what I am saying and next time I go to the sea I can take you with me to explore more of the world. We gotta be together with someone else of the crew if you want Kaidou to not just decide not to let you travel around a bit, got it?" I say to her, not mentioning my decision to stay in Onigashima until I at least am sure that I created a means of transportation that would not make me pure. She seemed pensive for a time before her eyes shine brightly as if in realization.
"Very well, just like how Oden joined a ship to get out of Wano, I shall do the same. Don't forget your promise to take me out to the sea." Yamato decided while standing up fast. Her bountiful chest's jiggling hidden behind her overly big and loose clothing, much to my chagrin as she has wonderful tits. Why can't she be like most beast pirate chicks and use tght leather clothing and tank tops? The vision of her being excited and jumping around would be much better.
My eyebrow twitched at her declaration though. I don't want to even HAVE a fucking ship, why the hell do you want to join a ship I don't even have?
I mean, sure, even a Headliner can have a ship given by Kaidou, and a Tobiroppo even more so, as well as having the ability and priviege to recruit freely and make their own divisions within the Beast Pirates, but if I learned one thing from the travel to Dressrosa is that I fucking hate traveling.
House sitting duty for me until I get a better transportation method, thank you very much.
"We will see." That is all I answer as I see the others move out of the ship and the hustle and bustle of the kingdom. I see humans and dolls walking all over the place and it seems magical, but I know better.
These dolls are living beings who were turned into dolls by Sugar, their existence erased from the memories of all others, and now having to serve the Doflamingo Family.
It is an evil practice... but somewhat effective. Sure, those toys can only do so much thanks to their strength, but that isn't that serious a drawback for such a perfect tool for eliminating enemies secretly and gaining an absolutely loyal force.
It was certainly effective as well as terrifying for me. Especially since, if I was targetted by Sugar and hit I would become just another puppet and Kaidou could not protect me from this, and Doflamingo would not need to fear being found out.
"Susanoo." I said, turning to my living Teigu.
"Yes, master."
"If you see a little girl with a monocle shaped and worn like an eyepatch on her left dark blue eye as well as aquamarine hair, do not let her touch you, and under no circumstance let her touch me." I said seriously. After thinking for a bit I said. "Actually, write on a paper and put in your pocket that, if you feel a connection with a toy you must take down a girl with this description."
Better to be prepared just in case, Sugar's powers are very strong, but if you are careful enough it is certainly not impossible to defend against her.
With Susanoo nodding I see Yamato look at me confused as she heard everything.
"Don't worry about it. This is just a special precaution I have after knowing some information." I say and Yamato wanted to ask more but the man we were here to meet finally showed up.
"Welcome to Dressrosa, friends of the Beast Pirates." Doflamingo says with his usual maniacal smile as he arrived from the sky.
Jack, who just got out of the ship, looked considerably unimpressed by Doflamingo standing so high up. I really haven't seen the big guy that much on this travel, he was apparently trying to master the Teigu I gave him, but since he couldn't turn into his full Zoan form to see how it would affect the Teigu he was feeling a bit irritated.
"Shut it, Joker. We are busy people and are only here to see this new invention of yours, so show it to us already." Jack said and Doflamingo staggered a bit at that.
"Very well then." Doflamingo said as he touched down on the floor. "We can go to the Palace, for now, to rest from the trip before I show you all that we have to offer. We even have a feast and a few more interesting things for later before you all leave. Let no one say that the Doflamingo Family doesn't have good hospitality." Doflamingo sats as he began walking in front of us.
He then started going on and on about other things, but I couldn't hear him to the end.
Why? Well, as it turns out Yamato understood the 'gotta be together with someone else of the crew' as 'I just need to carry someone else with me when I go explore.
I sigh as she does just that, carrying me away before I can even say anything. I think Susanoo might have intervened, but he probably caught up with my somewhat pleased state right now since Yamato was carrying me under her arm with my head pressed against her bra-less tits.
... I can handle this bit of humiliation of being carried around by a woman, she is the daughter of the boss after all and who am I to complain about being pressed hard against her bouncy tits?
I regret letting Yamato take me with her.
"Hey, what is that?" Yamato said excitedly before darting to a new store, I followed her mostly so she doesn't end up causing some new problem.
Why in the name of all hells did I decide that traveling was a remotely good idea? The trip was awful, I was in a literal hell of pain and suffering, and I now had to deal with an overgrown ADHD woman who seemed to have the attention span of a golden fish and that wanted to drag me around everywhere. Worse, she was just pullng me along instead of carrying me pressed against her tits!
"Susanoo." I said, calling out for a savior.
"Yes, master." Susanoo said as he moved beside me.
"... I know I shouldn't, but fuck it. I won't be able to handle this for much longer, I am tired from the travel and I am not a monster like Yamato." I said, looking at the girl stuffing her face with some hotdogs. "Watch over her and make sure nothing much happens, just put all tabs in the name of Doflamingo, he owns the place anyway."
"You intend to leave alone, master? Isn't this a dangerous situation like you yourself said?" he questions with worry.
"Maybe, but I have only so much patience and my stomach is still not fine after this travel, dealing with Yamato's 'Yamatoness' certainly isn't helping me any." I should be fine even if I travel alone, but just as insurance. "If anything happens, I will shoot to the sky with Pumpkin, this should work to alert you something is going on."
Susanoo wanted to protest further, but I gave him no time as Yamato was causing a scene as she entered a brawl with some petty thieves and was making a big mess.
Sorry Susanoo, your sacrifice will be remembered.
Now, what should I do next?
I could go to the Palace now, I suppose. Doflamingo did mention a banquet.
My eyes go unfocused as the Celestial Forge makes a new connection out of nowhere. It has accumulated quite a bit of points, me earning them from managing to make innovations as well as the days I live in this world, and when the information enters my mind, well, I gotta say, it gives me ideas.
Archive Artifact (Taimanin) - 200CP
A comprehensive collection of knowledge of the Taimanin verse, this artifact contains everything from magic, to technology and magic-tech from the world of Taimaning. Basically, it is a copy of the world's internet, with a few extra sources added in. Specifically, the archive does not contain EVERYTHING however, instead it contains the complete basics of a topic, a broad range of more complex information and a few critical records of advanced topics like Hell Medicine and Bio-Augmentation.
... Many ideas. I just had a crash course on how to modify bodies to whole new levels, as well as a general idea of the development of better weapons, machinery, as well as 'training' methods, and mind control techniques that can turn even the staunchest of enemies into a docile and willing subordinate who would gladly take a sword to the heart for me.
The degree of information shoved in my head makes me stumble for a bit, it takes a bit before I stand firm again and I use my superior intellect so that I think about how extensively I can improve others now. This will need some experimentation for more advanced aspects, but it shouldn't be a problem to mass produce people with the same natural perverted defensive ability of Big Mom.
I wonder if Kaidou would lend me a few grunts or captured trash pirates to experiment on?
If I get the process I have in my head right I might be able to turn even the most basic grunt of the crew into killing machines, each of them strong enough to beat a marine commodore or a 100 million bounty pirate. Not only that, but since this knowledge is adapted to this world I can basically implant specific changes to those modified people. Not only basic modifications like basic increase in all aspects, but even specific ones like something one can find n Terra Formars or adding wings or more limbs to an individual, maybe making them get skin that can make them invisible or being able to spit fire or have a body like Pig God from One Punch man.
Oh, so many ideas flow through my mind as the knowledge of body modification from the world of Taimanin flows through my mind.
Oh, oh, I wonder if Kaidou would mind donating some of his blood, I am pretty sure I could modify those grunts to have his vitality and natural strength, or we could just kidnap Weevil and make an army of cheap knock-offs of him. Sure, they won't be half as strong as the original one right now, but an army of a few thousand with half the natural strength of Kaidou would still be able to trample all over this world's forces!
HAHAHAHAHA, I can't wait! Especially if I can eventually get some of those modifications on myself too.
Sure, I would need to wait until I am sure they work at their peak capacity, and probably get the genetic code of Whitebeard, Blackbeard, and Big Mom as well, but it certainly would be interesting. Even if I would only get half of their natural gifts, this would still be able to crush everyone else if I had half of Kaidou's vitality, Whitebeard's strength, Big Mom's defense, and the ability to have two devil fruits of Blackbeard.
Compared to that, the fact I now also know how to modify others into better sex slaves feels almost inconsequential besides as a way to mind break some girls into my playthings, or even just genderbend others as that is also within the purview of the body modifications I can accomplish now after I develop my tech. I can imagine myself throwing some Celestial Dragons into the machines to turn them into wanton whores to be passed around by the grunts of the Beast Pirates. Those assholes are too 'noble' to breathe the same air as us outside of Marejois, but I sure can change them into getting off on sniffing the scent of musk and dick cheese, pull them down their pedestal and put them where those assholes belong.
Sniff, as I think of the justice I will inflict upon them, I can't help but admit that I might be a bit fucked up, but this is a fucked up world anyway so who cares?
I certainly don't, and I doubt Kaidou would mind it either.
Pirate, after all.
Now, let us go to the Palace and get this shitshow of a visit over with, I don't want to take too long before I can start my new experiments.
"Hello." A cute voice said from a corner and I turned to look and it was a... maid?
I mean, yeah she looked like a maid, but I have not seen maids smocking a big cigarette just like that.
Long black hair, crystal blue eyes, a hot body in a maid dress, and coming to speak to me.
Yep, definitely Baby 5.
"Hey there, you work for Joker?" I question.
"Yes, my name is Baby 5. He asked to have me find you and your companions and bring you all to the banquet." Baby 5 said and I nod easily enough.
"Fine by me. Hey, would you mind helping me with something really quick?"
"You need me?" She asks, her face blushing at the thought it seems.
Sheesh, this girl really is a sucker for these sorts of things.
"Could you perhaps show me around town after this? I heard much of Dressrosa and was curious about its beauty." I say with what I believe is a charming smile
It might not be, but to be fair Baby 5 settled with Sai, so her standards are not exactly high... or existant.
"Of course, I would be happy to be useful." Baby 5 said with a happy smile.
Good, at least I can get a guide for around town if I decide to go explore it a bit, or at least have someone I can distract enough to get away from and let me explore freely while Doflamingo stays confident he knows of my whereabouts.
Either can be useful, and having some eye candy is always nice just as well. The she is dressed as a sexy maid with a tiny skirt is also great.
It has been a few hours since the end of the feast. Baby 5 stayed glued to my side most of the time, most likely due to Doflamingo's instigation or something, but I did not mind this at all. If he wants to send his sexy super obedient maid to do whatever the fuck I ask, I might as well not complain about it.
What I DO complain about it, though, was what came after.
"How much longer until we arrive in the lab?" I question in slight irritation at how long this elevator is taking. My new knowledge from Taimaninverse's tech includes space tech, even if only to a limited extent so no dimension jumping just yet, so I can only grumble about how fucking slow this thing is.
"Please be patient, the lab is way down so it is normal for the elevator to take some time." Doflamingo says with his usual chuckle.
I snort at that before I just turn to Baby 5 and ask.
"Baby, you can turn into any weapon you can imagine, right?"
"More or less, yes." Baby 5 admits easily and I nod at that.
"Then, can you turn into a throne with Gatling guns in it? A comfy one if possible."
She looks pensive before she starts to change. She became similar to a blob for a while before she managed to do just as requested. Sitting down in her I gotta admit, she even smells nice.
As I recline comfortably against her body I can feel as her body seems to almost try to adapt to being what I want, this should be her desire to be useful being put to use. Someone like that, with her personality and powers that match my desires so well, her staying with Doflamingo, it feels like a waste of resources.
... I don't like wasting resources.
That is it, when I leave here, I am taking her with me, and I am making the tech to implant ideas on others as soon as possible. No, not because I want to mind control others or some shit like that, but because I can see the uses for her already. Just imagine, if I can put the structure and workings of all the Teigus into her, or all sorts of other weapons I have or will get the knowledge of.
"Sis, calm down, you are hurting me!" Page One yelled from the side as Ulti, who was being carried on his back against Page One's will, seems to have started pressing it a bit tighter.
"That little, I am gonna, and him, GAH!" Ulti nearly yelled at the end there and I could swear that she was choking Pago One so tightly that his face started to match in color with his purple hair.
I decided to let her be for now, it should be better to let her stew a bit before I approach her again.
Regardless, I close my eyes as I just relax on the throne. Doflamingo stole a few gazes in my direction, but I ignored them all. He can't touch me so easily without Sugan to cover it up, and he wouldn't dare try anyway, not with Jack right there beside me.
Jack, even before I gave him a Teigu, was already as strong as Doflamingo, now that he has that weapon and his physical abilities increased a few folds and his regenerative capacity increased to an even more perverted level, only Admirals and Yonkos can hope to take him down in a permanent fashion. This is just how BS I estimate his physique and regeneration are now.
After a long ass time (note to self, short teleportation gates between places in Onigashima) we finally arrived at the lab.
Entering there was purple smoke everywhere.
"Sholololo, welcome to the lab of the greatest scientist in this world!" Came a very annoying voice.
Turning to Doflamingo, I couldn't help but speak.
"Pinky, I didn't know you allowed people with mental issues in your crew."
"Huh?" Doflamingo said in doubt.
"I mean, this isn't even my lab and he thinks that it is, he did say it is the 'lab of the greatest scientist in this world' after all. How else to describe this clown if not as someone with mental problems?"
Caesar and Doflamingo's expressions were hilarious, I just wish I had a camera on hand.
Oh, wait a bit.
Rummaging through my clothing I take out a photo dendenmushi and snapped a picture of their expression. Pretty sure I could sell this to Law, I can even imagine the boy putting it in his fucking flag just to screw with Doflamingo.
Standing back from my chair I turn and see that Baby 5 returned from her armed throne form to that of the sexy maid with two weapons of mass destruction in the front.
"Baby, would you mind getting me a milkshake? Strawberry flavor if possible, if not it can be Passion Fruit or maybe chocolate, surprise me. But the preference is Strawberry."
"Okay, I will do it." She says with a happy smile due to being useful as she stays in the elevator that closes behind us.
Yep, definitely keeping that one for myself.