Little Theo couldn't help but giggle as his caretaker patted his head. Currently the little boy was sitting in her lap with her holding a book out in front of them. The woman was rather large and voluptuous. Golden hair was held in a large and elaborate bun. She giggled in turn when she heard him.

"And this is a kitsune," she pointed to the picture book. It was a rather pretty woman with fox tails and ears, "They are very mischievous creatures. They love to play tricks on people."

"So they're bad?" Theo asked.

"Of course not," his caretaker said, tickling his sides. She felt joy at hearing his laughter, "They are just like you and me. They just love to have fun. That and they have the fluffiest tails."

"I like fluffy tails," Theo said. The little boy remembers all the foxes, cats, and other animals his caretaker let him pet. They were always so fluffy and fun to play with.

"They are very nice," she patted his head, "Maybe one day you'll get to pet a kitsune's tails. Now wouldn't that be fun?"

Theo smiled and clapped his hands, "Yeah. Yeah."

"Theo," another recognizable voice called out, "Mommy's here." The small woman walked into the room and smiled as she saw her son.

Theo quickly jumped out of his caretaker's lap and rushed over to her, wrapping his little arms around her. "Hi mommy."

"Hello to you too," his mother chuckled. She looked back up at his caretaker, "Thanks for looking after him, Yasaka. I was pretty busy and I just didn't feel like leaving him in Italy this time."

"He is an adorable little boy," Yasaka said with a loving smile, "It's a treat to look after him so please let me do so again."

"I'll think about it," his mother said.

"Can Xenovia come with me next time, mommy?" Theo asked her.

She sighed, "I'll think about that too. So let's go home. I've got a little meal prepared for you."

"Well it's more like I prepared it for you in advance," Yasaka smirked. "Otherwise it would be more roasted boar and a growing boy needs more then that in his life."

His mother scoffed, "Fresh meat is good for a boy's muscles. He'll grow up strong and proud."

"A little bit of variety can do some wonders," Yasaka got up and kneeled down to their level, "But I won't bug you about it anymore. Just remember to visit more often."

"I will," his mother smiled before she cowled and pointed at her open kimono, "So long as you put away those cow tits!"

Yasaka smirked, "Cow tits? At the very least I have tits, my little friend."

His mother shook her fist, "Why you!"

Theo couldn't help but laugh. The two seemed to get along, even if they argued. He wondered how his other aunt was doing. Hopefully she'd come to visit but for now, he enjoyed Aunt Yasaka. She helped him see all the pretty types of animal girls.

The memory faded as quickly as it came. Theo groaned as he started to gain consciousness. He felt no pain whatsoever across his body. A part of him was shocked by that. Where did all of it go? He wasn't complaining but still. It was weird. Had he dreamed all of that happening? A part of him knew that was silly. The pain was too real but the ending to it must have been a dream. Sleeping next to a hot and almost naked girl would never happen to him.

He opened his eyes and looked down. He wasn't wearing a shirt anymore. His muscular chest was on display. It seemed being a demi-god, and having a mother who loved to exercise, was a good combination. Of course, he was used to the sight. He was not used to seeing an arm draped across it. He turned his head and his jaw dropped.

'Wha…. how…. Why?' His mind sputtered as he tried to process the image.

It was the girl from before. The one that was teasing him. It hadn't been a dream. She was pressing her large, naked bosom against his chest. He blushed heavily. They were so soft and felt so good against him but he wasn't sure how to take all of this. He felt like he was short circuiting. He quickly looked down. A small breath of relief came to him when he realized he was wearing pants and he could see her panties still on.

'Good. That's good… But what am I supposed to do now?'

"Take her now, of course." Kholkikos said with a chuckle, "She is a prime and fertile female."

'Will you shut up,' Theo mentally snapped. He tried to move but she seemed to have fallen asleep. All he got was her brushing her breasts along his side. As a hot blooded youth, his blood was starting to pump quicker.

He had to get out of there. Now. Theo started to jiggle around in her hold. He did his best to ignore how her body felt against him, although his face was still beat red throughout the whole ordeal. Finally, he got out.

"Ooph," he grunted as he hit the floor. Unfortunately, the only way to do so was to faceplant onto the floor. He grumbled as he stood up. He looked over himself, feeling over his chest. Not a single bruise to be seen. He couldn't even feel anything wrong. "What happened to me?"

"I healed you," the woman spoke up from behind him.

"Aaa," Theo jumped in fright and turned to her, slightly shaking.

"...Really?" Kholkikos growled, "That scared you? Gods, you disappoint me with every action."

Theo decided to ignore him. He was too busy blushing in embarrassment, "You… You healed me?"

The woman nodded, "Of course I did. I couldn't just have you die in our clubroom. It'd be too much of a hassle to get rid of your body after all." She said all of that with a pleasant smile.

Theo started to sweat and gulped in fear, "Well… thank you, but how did you do it? Do you have magic?"

"Oh we devils have a neat little trick~" She purred as she got to her feet. She crossed the distance over to them and pushed her breasts against his chest. Her grin grew when his blush turned deeper, "We can heal others through skin contact. Doesn't that sound lovely~?"

"I… I…" Theo's brain was having a hard time processing all of this. 'Is this a dream or a nightmare come true? I don't know which at this point.'

"Ara ara~" The woman put a hand on her cheek. The two things put together made him a sputtering wreck, "It seems someone needs a bit more healing~"

"Do it, you wimp!" Kholkikos screamed in his ear.

'But she's a devil,' Theo thought back to him.

"And you're a greek demigod," Kholkikos said with exasperation, "Fucking hot women is literally in your blood."

The door was suddenly kicked in.

"Don't worry," Dohnaseek said as he came in, holding his patented holy spear. "I've come to-"

He was immediately hit by lightning. The man spasmed before falling to the ground. Smoke came off from his body as he groaned in utter pain.

Akeno lowered her hand. A scowl on her face, "It seems we have intruders."

"Damn right you do," Mittelt walked into the room. She crossed her arms and stepped forward, not caring that she was stepping on Dohnaseek. She had bigger fish to fry, "I've come to take back…" She blushed as she saw the scene before her, "Wh-What are you doing, Theo? You're being sexy with a devil?"

"What?" He looked down to see Akeno still pressed against him. He lightly gasped before pushing himself away, "Mittelt, it's not what it looks like."

"You…" Her hands started to shake, "You… You pervert!" She summoned a light spear.

Theo yelled in fear as Mittelt started to chase him around the room. He was thankful for his long legs since he was able to keep out of her range by running. That didn't stop the small Fallen to keep swinging her spear, yelling curses at him.

"You fucker! I can't believe you'd do that with a devil!"

"Nothing happened, MIttelt. I swear!"

"Liar!"

"Ara ara," Akeno sighed as she looked at the scene. It was rather humorous but the fact that two Fallen were still in the room made her sick to her stomach, "It seems today is not going to be my day. A pity."

"What the hell is going on here?" Rias shouted as she came into the room, causing everyone to stop what they are doing. "Why are there two Fallen in my clubroom?"

"We…" Dohnaseek raised his head, still groaning in pain. "Came… to rescue… Theo."

"Well that's sweet but he's perfectly fine," Rias said as she rubbed the bridge of her nose, "This is not what I needed right now."

"Y-You devils better not have done anything to him," suddenly, Kiyome Abe came into the room. She was wearing samurai armor, for some reason, and holding a kendo stick. She too stepped on Dohnaseek, but this time it was because of fear blinding her to the poor man beneath her. "I'm warning you. If you did, I'll… I'll be very mad."

Rias took in a deep breath. She let it out and turned to the shaking girl, "Will you please get off that poor man?"

"Sorry," Kiyome quickly said as she realized where she was at. She jumped off of him.

"No… problem," Dohnaseek let out a sigh of relief.

"N-Now," Kiyome pointed the stick at Rias. The image would have been intimidating, if she didn't look like a quivering mess. "You will release him this instance."

"I was just trying to help him," Rias said and looked down at the stick, "And can you put that thing away? It's not going to get us anywhere if you're trying to hit me."

"Oh… Oh sorry," Kiyome said as she lowered her kendo stick.

"Now can we all deal with this situation in a calm and collected fashion?" Rias said. Everyone nodded which caused her to smile, "Good. Now let's get this over with. I've got important businesses to attend to shortly."

"You mean the new episode of-"

Rias quickly put a hand over the smirking mouth of Akeno, "Yes. That." Her smile was strained at the moment. Her smile grew more strained as she heard her best friend chuckle behind her hand.

Mittelt, meanwhile, just glared up at Theo. "You've got a lot of explaining to do."

Theo sighed and nodded, "I guess."

I'm sorry for the short chapter. A lot has happened in the last few months that have really.. drained my writing drive. That and I'm currently working on a novel. I just wanted to post something to show, I've not abandoned this story. I don't want to. I love Highschool DxD and I've got the next few arcs planned out. I'm glad to have everyone who's favorited and commented so far. It means a lot to me. I hope you enjoyed this small chapter and the next one should be longer. Until next time, take care and don't forget to leave a comment. They mean a lot.

(Also, yes. Yasaka is responsible for his love of non-humans. XD)