This might be the last part that you read that uses this song as an obvious template but the future could easily change that so welp...

Yo there's strange mirages, in the Forest Of Illusions... would you gonna brawl?

Bellossom Busters!

The woods are weird, and cases aren't that grand, could you wanna ball?

Bellossom Busters!

Now you might be wondering if we would reuse this friggin' gag and you'd be right...

I ain't afraid of no Noivern!

"Why would anyone honestly be afraid of me?" Noivern asked while flapping his wings in the middle of nowhere, the entire area being completely white. "I'm just a dragon. Boo. See, I'm not scary at all."

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"This fanfic is terrible! I mean, come on, there isn't even any Bellossom Busting yet! It's totally pointless! Where's the action, the thrill, the character development? Even the Subspace Emissary had more engaging storytelling! Oh that's it! I give up! I am so out of this stupid shitty story! Don't bother to put me back in ever again!"

Lilligant snoozed loudly for she kept humming to herself, somehow being tied up in a giant birch tree in the middle of the Forest Of Illusions. It turned out that she was dreaming the entire segment that happened before.

"...This story really does suck..." Lilligant said in her sleep. "...I have no lines."

Waluigi suddenly found himself in front of Lume and Relicanth, surprising both fishes, as they didn't expect him to find his way back to them so soon.

"What the hell are you doing all the way out here?" Lume asked as she flapped her butterfly wings. "We left you in Unova at the daycare, remember?"

Waluigi chuckled nervously while keeping his aerial position. "I, uh, had a change of heart, so I wanted to help out, because that's nice, and I love you guys!"

"Oh Waluigi, that's thoughtful," Relicanth stated as he suddenly stopped moving. "Wait a minute. Waluigi would never willingly be nice, or do generally nice things."

"Which means 'Waluigi' here is a fake!" Lume exclaimed, firing a Signal Beam at 'Waluigi', confirming that he was an illusion. "This forest, I tell you man..."

"LOOK, I THINK I SEE SOMEONE!" Relicanth bellowed loudly upon noticing something odd. "Over here!"

Lume went to look at what the old rock type fish Pokemon was looking, which turned out to be a more vibrant bush that stood out from the others, making her sigh in disappointment. "...That isn't anyone. It's just a bush..."

"Well sorry, but I swear that I heard something." Relicanth responded, quickly took lead.

Lume wasn't sure on how to express her frustration, with the fish going by the colorful bush to look for their friends. "And I thought I was worthless..."

Inside the bush was a gassy girl, because if there's 1 thing that this story was missing, it was female flatulence. And it just so happen to be Amy Rose farting in it since I wanted an excuse to have a cute feminine hedgehog in the story!

"Goodness, I -FARB- knew that eating those -PPPFT- burritos would give away my -TOOT- position." Amy said above her flatulent release while fanning the air with her right hand while her left gloved one was resting on her growling stomach. "At least they didn't see me."

Elsewhere in the Forest Of Illusions, the Flabébé was pretty shocked that the 'Waluigi' she talked to was an illusion.

"That was one strange illusion." She mumbled to herself as she moved around the flower she was on. "It seemed so real... I wonder what the real Waluigi is like..."

Meanwhile, the real Waluigi was back in Unova, sighing as he was getting tired of the Ditto trying to harass him. Finally taking a stand, he flapped his wings about, forcing the Ditto off of him.

"It's time to take charge! It's Waluigi Time!" Waluigi exclaimed, heading beyond the fences blocking the daycare off from the rest of Unova.

"Wait, Waluigi!" The Ditto called out, extending her gooey arms about. "I thought what we had was special...!"

The old couple watched as Waluigi approached them.

"Oh, yes, Noivern, what is it?" The old man asked.

Waluigi growled in annoyance. "My name's not 'Noivern', you old coot! I'm Waluigi!" He shook his head as he growled. "And I had enough of this! I have to spring back into action! I'm Waluigi, damn it! It's bad enough that Nintendo uses me as filler in sports and parties!"

He then broke through the roof, flying all the way from Unova to the Forest Of Illusions.

"Thank Arceus this scene is finally over." The old lady stated as she appeared behind the old man. "You want to go to McJiggy's?"

"Certainly." The old man agreed as they placed a closed sign on the daycare, taking a cab to Castelia City to board a ship for the Isle O' Hags.

"Well that happened." Arceus said while standing nearby for no reason other than a cheap cameo.

"Old McDonald had a McDonald's." Whimsicott sang to herself merrily, not realizing that Lilligant wasn't with her anymore. "E-I-E-I-O."