"Did I mention that the author who has written all the even numbered chapters thus far has never heard of Danny and Ross either?" Whimsicott pointed out. "I speak for him like the Lorax speaks for the trees!"
Lilligant and Whimsicott both fired Pedal Dance and Cotton Spore respectively at Danny and Ross, who simply dodged as a large steam train literally came out of nowhere and ran over Lilligant and Whimsicott, causing them to groan in pain.
"All aboard the Steam Train, huh?" Lilligant groaned loudly.
"You just HAD to get literal, didn't you?" Whimsicott fumed, still flattened along with Lilligant.
Danny and Ross gave each other odd glances. "That wasn't us." Danny admitted.
Lilligant suddenly popped back to normal, picking up Whimsicott and shaking her, making her pop back to normal also. "Then who was it?"
Suddenly, a boat literally came out of nowhere and flattened Danny and Ross, with Lume riding on top and several boats and trains following after, all of them somehow running themselves. "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of boats and trains!" Lume exclaimed as all the boats and trains passed by as Lilligant and Whimsicott watched.
Then, Waluigi came flying in after all the boats and trains, holding Relicanth with his feet. "There you are!" he yelled.
"Oh joy!" Lilligant yelled, momentarily hugging Waluigi, who detested it.
"Please tell me that most of those boats and trains we saw were illusions." Whimsicott stated.
"Nope. They're all real." Relicanth mentioned. "Come on! We gotta go after Lume!"
Concurring with Relicanth, he and the other Bellossom Busters ran after the parade of boats and trains that were somehow able to pass by without any water or train tracks respectively, leaving the flattened Danny and Ross to endlessly wander the Forest of Illusions... forever.