TIME
I'm just sort of laughing my ass off at the fact I actually wrote this.
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DAVE:
Time and Space, they say
Are the best to save the day
The simplest of the bunch
Well, space is plain
A pretty simple domain
But Time? Yeah right, buttmunch
Temporal shenanigans, loops and more
This choreography would leave Rube Goldberg floored
I make it look easy, one-two-three
But this power's a nightmare, just take it from me
Say one day you're hanging out
Watching minutes tick by
Or whatever the hell you people do
Then future you appears
With a great big sigh
Says "Yes, I know, I'm you."
Turns out your friend
Met a sticky end
At the hands of bad advice
Gotta fix it just once
More and tell this dunce
Don't listen to that chick twice
Temporal shenanigans, loops and more
This choreography would leave Rube Goldberg floored
I make it look easy, one-two-three
But this power's a nightmare, just take it from me
Now the other you's doomed
Nearabout entombed
And these rules are almost absolute
So he hops into your sprite
Man, that's just not right
But he leaves you his sw33t l00t.
The next? Tough luck
You poor dead shmuck
He never got to fly
His corpse is still there
In the open air
'Cause all doomed yous must die
Temporal shenanigans, loops and more
This choreography would leave Rube Goldberg floored
I make it look easy, one-two-three
But this power's a nightmare, just take it from me
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[NAAAAAAAK]
[Nakodile crashes through window, takes the mic]
[Nakodile solo]
NAKODILE: My glasses are talking to meeeeeee!
DAVE (Spoken): Wait what the hell? Gimme that-
[Crash, offstage chaos]
DAVE (Spoken): Right, where was I?
DAVE (rapped/sung):
They say Space and Time
Are the best from the slime
But they don't know jack shit
I got more loops
Than the army had troops
And I don't rest one bit
Time and Space, they say
Are the best to save the day
The simplest of the bunch
Well, space is plain
A pretty simple domain
But Time? Yeah right, buttmunch.
[NAAAAAAAK]
*nakodile solo*