Chapter Two: Not So Happy Campers, Part Two

[the scene opens with the same distance shot of Chris at the dock used for the preview at the end of the previous episode]

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers.

Mao Mao: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?

[the clip of Mao Mao eating with his team is shown again, followed by a dramatic switch to the cliff]

Mao Mao: Oh, shit.

[cue theme song]

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;

You guys are on my mind!

Ya asked me what I wanted to be,

And now I think the answer is plain to see!

I wanna be... famous!

I wanna live close to the sun!

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;

I'll get there one day.

'Cause I wanna be... famous!

(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

[fade to episode]

[a shot of the entire cliff was shown before changing to the group of campers overlooking the edge]

Chris: Today's challenge is threefold! Your first task is to jump off this one-thousand-foot high cliff, into the lake.

Ivy: Piece a' cake.

Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas.

[the view switches to a top-down shot of the water below, showing a large semi-circle of buoys at the base of the cliff which enclosed a much smaller floating ring, several shots of the campers are shown with their reactions to the upcoming danger; first Wolf and Katz, then Top Cat, then Charlotte, Rarity, and Daffy]

The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic man-eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone, that is your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark-free!

Usagi: [nervously] Umm, can you say that again?

Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below.

[the camera quick-pans to two stacks of crates already piled on the beach]

Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge...building a hot tub!

[the shot changes to a close-up of the object in question, before back to the grinning host]

The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight!

[the view changes to a lonely pair of suitcases sitting on the edge of the dock at sunset]

The losers will be sending some home.

[the shot changes back to Chris once more]

Let's see...Killer Bass! You're up first!

Ivy: [looking over the edge] Oh, wow...so, uh, who wants to go first?

[crickets are played over shots of both teams as nobody makes moves to volunteer]

Rainbow Dash: It can't be that bad, right? I mean, these shows make the interns test everything beforehand, right?

[a ripple effect signals the transition to footage of Chris and Chef at the top of the cliff, the larger man sporting purple board shorts and an orange swim tube]

Chris: We need to test the stunts first! You know that!

Chef: Do I look like an intern?

Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on just jump it you big chicken! Buck, buck, buck!

Chef: I don't get paid enough fo' this, man...

[Chef jumps off the cliff and screams all the way down. The buoys of the target area are shown, before the camera quickly pans left to where Chef landed, well outside the smaller circle]

Chef: Hey! I made it! I made it, man...somethin' just brushed by ma' foot! [tries to get a glimpse of what lurked beneath the waves] Hey Chris, man! Somethin' ain't right down here!

[he briefly disappears below the water before jumping clear out of it, swimming away and yelling unintelligibly as a shark chases him. The camera cuts back to Chris at the top of the cliff, writing something on a clipboard]

Chris: Well! That seems safe enough.

[he walks away as the scene ripples back to the present challenge]

Jasper: So, who's up?

[no one steps forward]

Ivy: Alright then, I'll go. It's no big deal...just a thousand-foot cliff dive into a pit of angry sharks…[takes a deep breath and swan-dives off the cliff. The point-of-view falls with her until she lands in the middle of the circle. Rising back up to the surface, she waves for the boat to pick her up]

Carmen: Well, seeing as she was able to do it, I don't see why I can't as well. [gracefully swan-dives off the cliff and lands square in the safe zone] Nothing much to it.

[scene cuts to the POV of Wolf, Jasper, and Fox jumping down the cliff]

Wolf: Coming in for a landing!

Jasper: Look out below!

Fox: You'll be safe, you'll be safe, you'll be safe…

[scene cuts to Prince John anxiously looking over the cliff and then turning back]

Prince John: Excuse me, I have a medical condition.

Chris: What condition?

Prince John: A condition that prevents me from jumping off heights.

Chris: Do I sense a chicken in the midst?
Prince John: Please, I'm above being put on the same level as that.

Chris: Not to me, you aren't. And since you refused to jump, you have to wear this. [presents a chicken hat to the lion]

Prince John: I beg your pardon?! I am not putting that on my head!

Chris: It's either chicken hat or jumping off the cliff, your choice.

[Prince John scoffs at the hat, but then looks back anxiously towards the bottom of the cliff...with a huff, he begrudgingly takes the hat and storms off down the slope]

Fiona: Pfft, what a total wimp, much like some others I could mention. [shoots a dirty look at Tails]

Tails: Hey, now, I don't want any trouble.

Fiona: Is that so...well, too bad. [shoves the kitsune off the cliff as he falls toward the bottom]

[Tails lands outside of the safe zone and upon realizing this, tries to swim safely to shore. Fiona lands in the safe zone next, rolling her eyes at the smaller vulpine. Unbeknownst to her, Aquamarine has been watching from the top of the cliff with intrigue]

[static buzzing]

Aquamarine: It seems Fiona has it out for that Miles, or Tails, or whatever his name is. The point is that I believe I've found some leverage.

[static buzzing]

Daffy: Step aside, chumps, it's time to show you how a duck dives. [leaps off the cliff in a 'graceful' form, but lands outside of the safe zone. He then bursts out from the water] SHARKS! [toonily runs to the shore]

Robin: It seems that modesty isn't in his cards. [takes an elegant leap off the cliff as the point-of-view shot follows him and shows him to land safely in the safe zone, waving to his teammates on the shore]

Aquamarine: [looks back towards the Screaming Gophers with a smirk] That Mottley lot doesn't stand a chance. [leaps off the cliff as the point-of-view shot follows her posing like a ballerina before she lands in the safe zone, looking content as ever]

Chris: Okay, that's ten out of eleven Killer Bass who jumped off the cliff, not a bad record if I do say so myself. Screaming Gophers, if you can match their score, or better yet top it, I'll give you a pullcart to push your crates on! But if you fail, I'll give it to the Bass instead!

Applejack: Okay, ya'll, I'll take the first dive fer the team, follow ma' lead as best you can!

Angelina: Usagi, are you shivering?

Usagi: HUH! What, oh, nonono, I'm not, I'm just...tingling with excitement as all, hehehe, I mean, who doesn't wanna jump off a thousand-foot cliff where man-eating sharks are waiting below ready to tear the flesh off you, not me! [tries to manage a convincing smile to conceal her fear]

Yogi: [gulps upon hearing this] Oh, boy…

[Applejack is the first to jump off the cliff and the camera follows her descent before it also shows Rainbow Dash following]

Rainbow Dash: Aw, yeah, awesome!

[scene cuts back to the top of the cliff where Rarity is standing over the edge looking anxious]

Rarity: I thought this was going to be a talent contest!

Chris: Hehehe, yeah, hehehe, no.

[the point-of-view shot shows Rarity screaming as she falls down, followed behind by Angelina, followed by Top Cat, followed by Charlotte whooping to screaming, followed by Mao Mao as he spins around before he hits the water. The scene cuts back to the four remaining Gophers at the top where Usagi is looking down anxiously]

Usagi: Oooooooooooooh…[her foot edges slightly forward before she reels back abruptly, shivering terribly] I can't do it, it's too high!

Chris: You know, for someone who's apparently some kind of guardian, you're looking pretty chicken, aren't you?

Usagi: You wouldn't be so cocky if you had to jump off this cliff! Plus, I can be scared, like I currently am, oh, I don't wanna jump, please don't make me! [clings onto Yogi]

Chris: In that case, here's your chicken hat. [tosses the hat to the downcast girl] And I thought you guys would outdo the Bass.

[as Usagi sadly makes her way back down the slope, she doesn't notice Katz looking at her intently]

Bugs: [rolls his eyes] Oh, boy, and I thought fake babies were bad. [jumps off the cliff with little effort]

Katz: [as he passes Yogi] You know, that rabbit's got a loose tongue on him. [looks down and clicks his tongue] Oh, what a shame, he missed the safe zone. One mustn't be so rash when calculating where they're going to land. [leaps off the cliff in an elegant swan dive]

Chris: [through the megaphone] One last jumper, campers! It's all or nothing for the Screaming Gophers! [to Yogi] No pressure, dude.

[Yogi gives a small smile of relief]

Chris: Okay, there's pressure!

[Yogi's face quickly changes to one of apprehension]

Yogi: [gulps as he looks over the edge] Oh, how did I get myself into this mess…?

[the camera cut to two sharks swimming along the surface of the lake, teeth bared, and then to Wolf, Carmen, and Fiona watching expectantly]

[static buzzing]

Wolf: I'm lookin' at this guy and thinkin', there's no way he's gonna make it.

[static buzzing]

Angelina: I actually thought if he jumps this...he's gonna die.

[static buzzing]

Yogi: I'm going to die now...I'm gonna frickin' die now…

[the camera cuts back to Chris and Yogi at the top of the cliff]

Chris: Take a good shot, buddy, you can do it!

Yogi: [inhales...and exhales] Okay, I can do it…[begins to run towards the edge] I can do it, I can do it, I can do it…

[the camera cuts down to the campers at the beach watching expectantly before it cuts back to the edge of the cliff...where Yogi is seen on his tip-toes only just several inches from falling off]

Yogi: I can't do it…[lets his arms down in defeat]

Chris: [through the megaphone] And the winners of the first part of the challenge and the pullcarts are...the Killer Bass!

[the team in question begin to celebrate just as Yogi makes it to the bottom of the cliff, looking shamefaced with the chicken hat now on his head. The Screaming Gophers' reactions compared to the Bass are less enthusiastic with several sighs or groans]

Bugs: Ya' kiddin' me, right?

Top Cat: This...isn't good.

[the camera zooms out from the beach and faded to black, then fades back to the Bass, back in their normal clothes, in the process of hauling their crates back to the cabins. They have been given four carts with which to carry eleven crates; it had taken some careful stacking, but they are managing comfortably. Wolf. Jasper, Ivy, and Robin have volunteered for pulling duty, and spirits are high enough that they've decided to sing 'Kiss Me Goodnight, Sergeant Major' to pass the time]

All: Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant Major

Tuck me in my little wooden bed

We all love you, Sergeant Major

When we hear you bawling, "Show a leg!"

[This is the only verse they are shown singing before the camera quick-pans to the Screaming Gophers. The Bass logo which had been hanging in the upper-left portion of the screen spins around to show the symbol of the Gophers. Although they have one less box to carry, the diverse physical abilities of the team are making things difficult]

Rarity: This would...really be easier...if we had the carts…

Bugs: Well, I'm sure we'd have gotten them if somebody had jumped.

Usagi: Hey, that's not fair, being afraid of heights is normal, let me tell you!

Top Cat: [rolls his eyes] Ugh, ta' think this is what I have ta' put up with…

Applejack: Keep at it, ya'll, we've still gotta long way ta' go.

[Angelina is pushing her crate along when a fly begins to zoom around her. The mouse tries to wave it off]

Angelina: Shoo, shoo! I don't have time for this!

[static buzzing]

Angelina: Okay, so things weren't looking so good, we had to drag heavy crates across the sand for a long time and the muggy weather attracted bugs. It's a miracle no one stopped for a bathroom break.

[static buzzing]

[scene cuts to Charlotte looking at some flowers near the forest]

Rainbow Dash: I don't suppose you'd mind lending us a hand by any means?

Charlotte: Huh? Oh, I was just thinking of what flowers to pick, aren't they pretty?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah, gorgeous, now could you please give me some help with this crate?

Charlotte: Sure thing! [goes to the back behind Rainbow Dash and lifts the crate for assistance]

Mao Mao: At this rate, we'll get to the campsite by sunset.

Rarity: [sighs] I need a shower after this…

[A flash is used to transition back to the Bass mid-verse]

All: Don't forget to wake me in the morning

And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea

Kiss me goodnight Sergeant-Major

Sergeant-major, be a mother to me

Tails: Hey look! There's the campgrounds!

Aquamarine: Well it's about time.

Jasper: Okay, let's get to work!

[the Killer Bass begin to unload their crates by the cabins. Another flash takes the point-of-view back to the Screaming Gophers]

Angelina: [as Yogi and Mao Mao pass her] I suppose waiting for the bathroom was too much.

Katz: I'll give you this; it will make our job easier.

Angelina: [raises a brow] What do you mean?

Katz: Oh, you'll see…

[the flash transitions the scene back to the campgrounds. The camera pans to follow Chris as he walks past Fox, Wolf, and Jasper as they work to open a pair of crates, each of them chewing on a section]

Chris: Remember, you guys can only use your teeth to open the crates! [to the camera] I came up with that one.

Jasper: This is so stupid. [spits out the end of a rope she'd been pulling that was attached to her crate]

Fox: Surely there's gotta be a better way than this. [rubs his jaw after gnawing at the wood failed to yield results]

Wolf: Normally, I'd take pride in the fact I got these fangs, but damn it, this is really starting to irritate my mouth. [wipes the side of his cheek]

[the camera changes back to footage of the Gophers, this time focusing on Yogi and Mao Mao at the tail end of their team. The two appear to be walking rather awkwardly, shuffling their legs occasionally]

Yogi: I think I've got a tick on my legs.

Mao Mao: [hisses] Did you check what the scrubs looked like?

Yogi: Not really, I was preoccupied with attending to business...I think we might have sat on poison ivy.

Mao Mao: Yeah...that explains it...you wouldn't happen to have any lotion, would you?

[back at the campgrounds, the Bass have managed to open a few of their crates and are now looking through their contents]

Wolf: Hey, Fox, guess who's got wood?

Fox: [rolls his eyes] Very funny.

Daffy: Set those stacks over there, and then you put that over there, and-

Jasper: Hey, fried chicken! How about less standing around doing nothing and actually helping?!

Daffy: I am, I'm directing where everyone needs to go.

Jasper: Is anyone actually listening to you?

Daffy: [under his breath] Musclehead…

[the camera cut to another group of campers still working on their crates]

Aquamarine: Try harder!

Prince John: [as he bites a crate] Don't you dare order me ar-OW! [recoils] I think I got a splinter on my lip!

[Aquamarine gives an exasperated sigh]

[the camera cuts back to the main group of campers as the Screaming Gophers finally arrive]

Rarity: We made it...at last…

Rainbow Dash: Aw, man, how are we gonna catch up at this rate?

Applejack: Look, we might as well put our best foot forward and hope for the best, in the meantime, let's get started on these here crates.

[scene cuts to Applejack standing on top of a crate to address her team]

Applejack: Listen, ya'll, we've got a hot tub to build while there's still time. Does anyone have any objections to me takin' over as project manager?

[Katz, Angelina, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Top Cat are seen sitting on the steps to the cabin without giving any response of disapproval]

Rarity: I'd say our best chance is with Applejack, me and Rainbow have seen her work, she's very skilled at carpentry.

Rainbow Dash: Heck, she managed to rebuild the barn at her family reunion once.

Top Cat: Is that so? We just might have a shot at this after all.

Angelina: Then it's settled; Applejack will be leading the project, though if it's alright with you, I'd like to propose assistance on your side, I've aided in the construction of projects before.

Applejack: I don't see why not.

Angelina: Good, any further objections?
Katz: I take it you have a plan for who's being organized with whom?

Angelina: Quite so, Katz; you get Yogi and Mao Mao over here as soon as possible, Top Cat, make sure Charlotte doesn't wander off into the woods. We need all the help we can get.

[A montage of the two teams' progress on their tubs is shown, switching regularly to highlight the vast differences between the Gophers and the Bass; the icon of the team being focused on at a given moment is shown in the top-left corner of the scene. First up is a shot of Robin and Carmen easily opening a pair of crates. In contrast, Charlotte and Top Cat are still struggling to get a crate open. Another shot of the Bass shows Wolf and Jasper making quick work of the construction. The Gophers, however, lack such engineering talents. Applejack and Rainbow Dash are doing the most work, but the latter has to leave the tub for a moment to get a piece she needed. By a stroke of luck, Rarity rushes into the scene to prop up the tub so that Applejack isn't holding it together on her own. The next scene shows Aquamarine flying over to the Gophers' side with a hammer behind her when they aren't looking, and quick-pans to show Usagi and Yogi looking over in her direction while she gives an innocent expression. The two shrug and proceed to carry a couple pieces of wood over to their site. Aquamarine watches them good and then their mischievous expression returns as she flies off. Katz, Mao Mao, Angelina, and Applejack of the Gophers are shown looking between one last piece of wood and their tub, which looks better than it could have been without Applejack's guidance, though still somewhat rough around the edges. The final two scenes of the montage show the two teams filling their tubs. Once again, the Bass show greater coordination by forming a bucket brigade between the lake and their tub. The Gophers, on the other hand, are shown trying to deal with a sudden leak that appears when Rainbow Dash dumps a full bucket into it and runs off]

[the music becomes tense as the scene changes to a shot of both teams standing in front of their cabins with their hot tubs, colored logos hovering above each side. Shots of Chris examining the two tubs are interspersed with close-ups of each team looking nervous. The host lingers on the Killer Bass' steaming masterpiece and throws up his arms]

Chris: This is an awesome hot tub!

[the Bass cheer at this]

Fiona: Yes!

[Chris approaches the Gophers, and the music becomes tense again. The eleven contestants gasp as Chris taps the side of the shoddier tub, and is squirted by a sudden new leak. The camera zooms out to show several other jets of water spurting out from the tub, and the water level lowers quickly]

Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here. [looks between the two teams one last time and raises his hand to the right] The Killer Bass!

[the Bass cheers once more at their triumph while the Gophers look either angry or glum]

Chris: Bass! You're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer! Bonus!

[the Bass are shown cheering once again]

Chris: Screaming Gophers, what can I say, sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.

Robin: We did it, we're the victors of today!

Wolf: Which means we get to enjoy this for three more days.

Tails: I know, isn't it great?

Fiona: [points to the Gophers] Take that, losers!

[Angelina huffs and turns away]

[the camera cuts to the next meal, starting with a shot of the entire group of campers eating and then switching to the Gophers]

Rarity: So...what now?

Angelina: We have to figure out who we're going to vote off.

Bugs: Personally, I'd go for either the crybaby or the big tub of lard.

Usagi: What?! But why?

Bugs: If I'm not mistaken, you two are the only ones wearin' chicken hats and cost us precious time by either not jumpin' off, or not lookin' where you take a bathroom break.

Yogi: Hey, hey, hey, cool it with the shade, alright, we tried ta' make up for lost time, didn't we?

Usagi: Yeah, plus, I don't like your tone one bit.

Bugs: Is that so? Well, if you're expectin' a pity party, this ain't it.

Applejack: Alright, everybody, let's just settle down now. We're all antsy, but let's reign it in.

Top Cat: Personally, Bug's got a point, we need ta' think about logistics here, and currently, I think I know where my vote lies.

Usagi: [whimpers] I need some air. [gets up from her seat and walks past her team to go out the door. Once there, she backs herself against the wall] What am I gonna do, I can't be gone so soon, not like this, oooooooh, this isn't good.

Katz: [off-screen] I believe I can be of assistance.

Usagi: YAH! Don't scare me like that, it's creepy and rude!

Katz: My apologies, but I couldn't help but notice your predicament.

Usagi: Ooooh, I just don't wanna get kicked off first, but how when I'm wearing this on my head?!

Katz: Well, it would be a shame to have you leave so soon...which is why I'm offering a proposition.

Usagi: Huh...what do you mean?

Katz: It's simple, really…[the view behind Katz shows him concealing a smirk]

[the scene skips forward to the elimination ceremony; the campfire burning brightly and the clearing is lined with torches and strings of lights. The eleven members of the Screaming Gophers sit on the stumps awaiting their fate; Top Cat, Rarity, Bugs, Usagi, and Yogi have claimed the first row, with the back row occupied by Charlotte, Angelina, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Mao Mao, and Katz. The camera zooms in on the back row, showing Angelina and Katz looking behind at someone's head in particular. The view pans to the front row, focusing on Usagi and Yogi]

Yogi: [to Usagi] We're gonna be alright...I hope…

Chris: [holding a plate of marshmallows] Screaming Gophers. At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting over the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life.

[scene cuts to Katz rolling his eyes and then looking in Angelina's direction. The mouse gives a silent nod in response]

Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boast of Losers. [the camera cuts to the dock, the boat not yet present, then to the expectant campers] That means, you're out of the contest, and you can't come back...ever. [the campers seem surprised] The first marshmallow goes to...Katz!

[the red cat stands up and calmly approaches the host to get a marshmallow put on the stick he's carrying]

Top Cat!

[the yellow cat grins and walks up to get his own bit of confection]

Rarity!

[the unicorn gets up with a smile]

Applejack!

[the earth pony stands up and walks toward the host]

Mao Mao!

[the black cat stands up with a proud grin]

Rainbow Dash!

[the pegasus does an "aw, yeah" with a fist pump before standing up]

Angelina!

[the mouse gets up with a content smile]

Charlotte!

[the blue girl gives a "yippie" before running up to receive her marshmallow]

Chris: Campers, there are only two marshmallows left on this plate. You all received a number of votes, two of you will be safe, but one of you will be the first contestant eliminated off Total Drama Island...the next camper safe is…

[the camera alternates between shots of Yogi looking apprehensive, Usagi sweating bullets, and Bugs watching intently]

...

...

...Yogi!

[the bear lets out a sigh of relief as he runs up to collect his marshmallow]

Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening!

[the shot quickly changes between Bugs and Usagi, to Chris and the marshmallow, to Usagi biting her nails, to the marshmallow again, to Bugs looking the most nervous he's been that day, back to Usagi, back to Bugs, back to Usagi again, to the marshmallow, to Bugs, to Usagi, to Chris as the music picks up, to Bugs and Usagi leaning forward nervously, to the host closing his eyes and extending a finger high above his head, to the pair of campers on the proverbially chopping block, to Chris' ominous pointer finger being brought down to eye level, the point-of-view shifting behind him as he moves his finger between the rabbit and the human girl. He taps his chin as the music comes to a climax. One final shot of the two stressed-out campers then back to a close-up of the host, leaning forward and peering at them with one open eye. Chris smiles, and holds up the last marshmallow]

Chris: Usagi.

[Usagi breathes a huge sigh of relief and runs up, allowing Chris to plant the marshmallow on her stick. Bugs meanwhile is completely shocked at the results]

Bugs: What? But, how did...why?

Chris: I'll admit, I was surprised at the results myself, but the vote stands. Bugs, the Dock of Shame is thatta way.

Bugs: [sighs] Fine…

[Bugs gets up and starts walking, the music turning solemn as the footage skips ahead to him walking the Dock of Shame alone]

Chris: The rest of you! Enjoy your marshmallows! You're all safe. For tonight.

[Bugs is shown at the end of the dock as the Boat of Losers, driven by the Chef, arrives with a splutter]

[static buzzing]

Katz: You might be wondering why I decided to spare the likes of Usagi and by extension Yogi. The answer is simple, those with fragile cases are more likely to be seeking assistance if you do them a favor. Not to mention, Bugs was expendable, there was no point in him sticking around longer than necessary, especially not for what I have in store.

[static buzzing]

[the scene cuts to outside the Bass cabin, the sounds of a party in the background. Prince John, Jasper, and Tails are sitting on the cabin steps while Fox, Carmen, Robin, Ivy, and Wolf are all enjoying the hot tub, and the English vulpine raises a glass to toast]

Robin: To the Killer Bass, my friends!

All: To the Killer Bass!

Daffy: Yeah! Us Bass rock!

[Daffy begins to dance in front of the tub, none of his teammates know what sort of dance it was, but it doesn't stop Aquamarine and Fiona from joining in, the three chanting "Bass rock!" over and over again. The scene zooms out to show Usagi, Yogi, and Katz sneaking around the revelers. Katz stops when he notices the camera]

Katz: Are you recording this? [the camera zooms in to him] Good, because while those rodents may think they've won, they don't know who they're messing with because only one person will be left by the end, and it's going to be me

[fade to credits]