Chapter Three: The Big Sleep
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island; twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp.
[shots are shown of the campers posing for the group photo on the docks, then assembled at the campfire pit, Chris showing them the cabins, and Usagi screaming at the sight of a cockroach]
The campers were faced with their first challenge: jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters! Although things might have looked bad for the Killer Bass with Prince John deciding not to jump and earning himself the dreaded chicken hat, it was their coordinated teamwork that sent the Screaming Gophers to elimination, with two chickens in the form of Usagi and Yogi in tow.
[footage of Wolf, Jasper, and Fox falling is followed by Prince John's refusal and donning of the hat, followed by the Killer Bass working on their team's hot tub with focus on Usagi and Yogi with their chicken hats]
At the Campfire Ceremony it all came down to two campers: Usagi had made quite the fraidy-cat of herself for most of the day while Bugs' comments seemed to catch the attention of a certain someone. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Bugs, a shocking revelation to most of the viewing world I'm sure, but hey, makes things all the more unpredictable.
[scene shows the eliminated leaving the island before it cuts to Chris standing on the docks]
Who will be voted off this week, in the most dramatic Campfire Ceremony yet? Find out tonight, on Total...Drama...Island!
(Fade to Opening Theme)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
You guys are on my mind!
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
I wanna be...famous!
I wanna live close to the sun!
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(Fade to Episode)
[scene opens with various shots of the interior of both teams' respective cabins, showing them to be fast asleep. It then cuts to Chris approaching the cabins with a megaphone in hand. The camera zooms in for a close-up of the host as he lifts first the megaphone, and then an air horn. He blows the horn into the megaphone with a grin, resulting in the scene to cut to a quick scope of inside each cabin]
Usagi: [bangs her head on the bunk above her] OW! It's 7 A.M.! What's the big deal, I don't even get up this early for school!
Rarity: [groans into her pillow] I've not had enough beauty sleep.
Angelina: [wearily steps down from the top bunk of her head] I just hope breakfast is serviceable…
Daffy: [groans dramatically] I don't wanna get up, five more minutes…
Prince John: [yawns] This is disgraceful, how am I supposed to keep this face looking smart with early morning interruptions?
Wolf: [scratches his head wearily] How about I say I don't care and we just move on from that?
[a flash transitions the scene back to the common area outside the cabins. Most campers have already gotten dressed and assembled there, with a few more visibly on their way]
Chris: [shoots a grin to the obviously tired campers] Morning! Hope you slept well! I can see some of you look ready to go.
Applejack: Well, when ya' live on a farm, gettin' up early is somethin' to expect.
Jasper: Hmph, gems don't need to sleep.
Mao Mao: A legendary hero is always on alert, I ain't one to brag, but I've a pretty swift mind when it comes to morning.
Katz: Charming, now ask someone who cares.
Yogi: Excuse me, but when are we gonna get to breakfast? I'm not myself on an empty stomach.
Chris: Oh, there'll be plenty of time for breakfast and sleeping...right after you complete your twenty-kilometer run around the lake!
Yogi: [groans] Run? That's not fair.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, I'm game, especially since I know I'll get a headstart.
Fiona: Hey, Jasper, I know you're strong, but what's the status on speed?
Jasper: More than you could imagine.
Fiona: Oh, I'm sure. [elbows Tails on his side, causing him to run into Jasper]
Tails: Oof! [looks up at the taller woman staring down at him] Oh, God, I'm so sorry!
Jasper: [stares down coldly at the kitsune...before giving a sigh] Whatever, just keep your distance, both of you.
Ivy: Okay, let's just settle down before we all kill each other, the challenge hasn't even started yet.
[static buzzing]
Ivy: Okay, I get that being tough and brooding is Jasper's thing, but would it kill her to be a little less reserved? Last night I tried to talk with her and she only gave him a blank stare.
[static buzzing]
Jasper: I'm not here to make friends, the only thing I'm focusing on is getting to the end with zero distractions, so the others would do good to stay outta my way.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the campers having lined up and taken their starting positions. Nine of them are on-camera next to the host; Wolf, Fox, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Carmen, Ivy, Mao Mao, Jasper, and Katz]
Chris: Okay runners! On your marks! Get set! GO!
[the campers take their cue to start running. The likes of Rainbow Dash and Mao Mao take an early lead while the others are trailing behind]
[static buzzing]
Rarity: I'm no means what you would call an athlete, so as you can imagine, running that distance was not comfortable.
[static buzzing]
Wolf: So, I imagine the thought's crept into your head that I'm gonna be easy to beat here.
Fox: Well, given I'm the superior pilot, as well as not being a greedy bastard, I'd say the chances of me outlasting you speak for themselves.
Wolf: In that case, a reminder that we're not up in the air, so you might wanna cut back on the overconfidence on ground level.
Fox: That's ironic coming from you, the way you brag about taking me down when it's never gonna happen.
Wolf: You just wait and see, we might be on the same team, but you're in my neck of the woods now.
Fox: Hmph.
[static buzzing]
Wolf: Yeah, it's clear that I'm gonna have to show golden boy McCloud a thing or two about humility. The smug son of a bitch thinks he's all that when I've saved his ass several times before, even when he stuck his nose into my business unannounced. But I'm not going in guns ablazing, can't draw unneeded attention right off the bat.
[static buzzing]
Fox: I'd be fine with the disgusting state of this place if only I didn't have to share it with Wolf. Sure, he might look like he's not as bad as he appears, but I know the man well enough to gauge just when he'll crack and his ass will be out of here.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Carmen and Ivy running together]
Carmen: Well, seems you're just as spry as ever.
Ivy: Thanks, but don't get any ideas of buttering me up, Carmen. We're teammates only by label, so don't think I won't try and catch you doing anything suspicious.
Carmen: Ivy, do you really think I'm the backstabbing type? Haven't I made the effort to make sure you came out just fine at the end of all my schemes?
Ivy: That might be true, but you've also gone back on Acme to pursue a life of crime. You're lucky that I can't arrest you on sight at the moment.
Carmen: [sighs] Be as you will, Ivy, I'm only trying to be as calm as possible with you.
[static buzzing]
Carmen: I understand that it's Ivy's goal to put me behind bars, but she's too uptight about it, among other things. I suppose the best I can do is give her a little time.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Chris riding a scooter while wielding a megaphone, passing by Wolf, Fox, Rarity, Angelina, Top Cat, Jasper, and Katz]
Chris: Pick up the pace, people! If you're not back by dinnertime, you don't eat!
Katz: I hate that man so mu-OH! [trips over something. He opens his eyes and looks back to notice that Yogi is laying down on the group, trying to get a drink]
Yogi: So...tired...need...water…
Katz: I beg your pardon, but do you mind not standing in the middle of the path? Another thing, I'd reckon you look in a mirror. [walks over the bruin]
[the scene skips ahead to the main lodge where most of the campers, and Chris, happily filing his nails, are waiting for the last few stragglers. The normal team separation seems to have been temporarily abandoned, as campers are by-and-large too exhausted to care for the division]
Rarity: [as she flings the open] We...we made it...oh, good lord, these boots weren't meant for running…[stumbles the last few steps to the nearest table]
Top Cat: [wheezes as he enters the lodge] I...I'm here, I'm finally done...my legs are killing me...but...I need to sit down…
Robin: Well, that was quite a workout…[stretches himself out]...not what I was expecting, but...not too bad…
Daffy: I don't know what you're all whinging about, I've done this schtick for years now.
Prince John: Good for you, I'm exhausted…[flops on his back on the table in a dramatic fashion]
Aquamarine: [to herself] Stupid host calling me out on my wings, I'll show him…
Angelina: Um, Chris, does this mean we win the challenge, we've got most of our members here before them.
Fiona: Oh, sure, throw us under the bus like that, real smooth.
Chris: Whoa there, hold your horses, guys! That wasn't the challenge.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Prince John: Are you kidding me?!
Top Cat: Oh, come on!
[the camera shifts again to the as-yet-unseen wall not included in the usual cafeteria shot. Chris steps in front of some purple curtains and at his gesture, they are drawn back]
Chris: Who's hungry?
[the curtains unveil to showcase a turkey buffet]
[static buzzing]
Rarity: After several days of having to eat the most inedible food possible, I swear, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.
[static buzzing]
Yogi: That was one of the most beautiful buffets I've ever seen! It was like Thanksgiving had come early and I was right there for the feast!
[static buzzing]
[the scene skips ahead, panning across the aftermath of the meal. Only a few scraps of food are left, and the groans that play over the shot imply that the bellies of several campers were full to bursting. The shot zooms out to show Charlotte, Yogi, Wolf, Rarity, Robin, Katz, Fiona, and Top Cat gathered around the remains, noticeably bloated]
Chris: [standing on top of the table] Okay campers! Time for part two of your challenge!
Yogi: Couldn't eating just be considered…?
Rarity: What more do you want from us…?
Fiona: Marshmallow's right, haven't we had enough?
Chris: Let me think about that...no. You know why? Because it's time for...the Awake-a-Thon!
Charlotte: Oh, yay! What's that?
Chris: Don't worry, this is an easy one. The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility!
Katz: So the twenty-kilometer run and the turkey buffet were all part of your little scheme to make it harder for us to stay awake?
Chris: Exactamundo, bro!
Katz: To that I say...I'm a little bit impressed.
Wolf: Takes one to know one.
Chris: [through the megaphone] Move! Move! Move!
[scene cuts to the campers reluctantly heading for the door]
Usagi: [groans] Why did I have to eat so much, coupled with the run, I'm screwed...
Daffy: [holds in a belch] There's gotta be some caffeine to swipe around here…
[the sun is shown rising high into the sky as the scene transitions to later in the challenge; it is accompanied by a timer at the top of the screen which implies six hours have passed. The shot pans down to show the campers gathered at the campfire pit, separated by team thanks to some added seating. Already, a large number of them have bags under their eyes]
Chris: [voice over] We are now six hours in with all twenty-one campers still wide awake.
Angelina: [looks over at Yogi shuffling about] What are you doing?
Yogi: Just movin' around, gotta keep my energy up if I'm gonna get through this.
Angelina: Right…
[static buzzing]
Angelina: Staying awake for all that time was one of the most brutal things I've ever had to endure.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the Killer Bass' side where Ivy is looking around the place to see anything of interest]
Carmen: Find a clue, detective?
Ivy: Very funny, gotta do something to keep me occupied during this.
Carmen: Well, if you find anything, just let me know.
[scene cuts back to the Screaming Gophers where Usagi is swishing her legs about, if only to keep her attention occupied. The shot shifts over to Katz who is watching her]
[static buzzing]
Katz: I have a straightforward strategy that will ensure my position in the game, I'll need a few other campers to serve as my allies under the guise that the protection will go both ways. I already have a few options in mind given the recent circumstances, along with some additions.
[static buzzing]
[Charlotte is shown balancing on her head]
Usagi: Um, Charlotte? What are you doing?
Charlotte: I'm trying to see what the world looks upside down, you all look like you're standing on the sky.
Usagi: That's...interesting.
Katz: Perfect…[clears throat]...Usagi, Yogi, Charlotte, come here a minute…
[the aforementioned trio get up from where they were sitting and walk up to the red cat]
Katz: So, here's what I want to propose, an agreement between the four of us to ensure each other's safety throughout the game, call it repaying the favor from the last ceremony.
Usagi: Oh, yeah, I could be down for that, I think the others still might be after me if I mess up again.
Yogi: If it's an alliance you're offerin', then this smarter than the average bear wants a piece of that pie.
Charlotte: Ooooooh, we're an alliance, we should have a group name, like the-
Katz: Before we go off the rails, I want you all to know that this is a very big deal, I'm placing my trust in all of you and as such, I'd like to know that I will have your undivided attention in the sense that you don't vote for me, and I won't vote for any of you, does that sound clear?
[Usagi and Yogi glance at each other while Charlotte silently nods]
Usagi: If we do this, you'll promise to keep your word?
Katz: But of course, I'm a gentleman of virtue, when a deal's made, I follow through with it.
Usagi: Okay then, that's good to know.
[unbeknowst to the quartet, Angelina is shown looking in their direction from where she's sitting]
Angelina: So Katz is organizing an alliance with those three, and given he seemed to include me in the last vote, I think he's planning something. I'm not suggesting anything right off the bat, I just want to see where this goes, and if this alliance is as good as he claims.
[static buzzing]
Katz: I meant what I said, I'll protect them from the vote so long as they do vice versa, plus, I'm technically not tricking them by telling the truth, but we'll just see how the alliance goes in case I need to make a few...adjustments.
[static buzzing]
Yogi: Well, seems like I might have just found the golden ticket to the end, so long as I've got allies, it'll be smooth sailin' from here on in.
[static buzzing]
Usagi: Being in an alliance is such a relief, now I've got people to support me in case I'm being targeted, so long as we're all good with each other, I'll be just fine.
[static buzzing]
Charlotte: Yippee, I get to be part of an alliance, I've even got suggestions for a group name; the cute kitties, Buttons Band, sugarplums, gumdrops-
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Jasper lifting up a rock up and down. Fiona watches this with interest...before she notices a stone next to her and a smirk spreads across her face]
Jasper: [when something hits her from behind] GMM! Hey, who did that?!
[Fiona whistles innocently while Jasper gives her a death glare. From a distance, Aquamarine is watching the scene with a mischievous expression on her face]
[static buzzing]
Fiona: Hey, when you're stuck in a crummy summer camp for who knows how long, who says you can't have a little fun screwing around with people?
[static buzzing]
Aquamarine: Oh, Fiona, you don't know how much easier you've made my job.
[static buzzing]
[the scene skips ahead to night, the on-screen timer marking it as twelve hours since the start of the challenge. The camera zooms in from a view of the entire island and shows a few shots from around the campfire. Prince John and Daffy are sleeping with Tails nearby and barely holding on; Yogi has dozed off as well with Charlotte sleeping peacefully next to him. A shot of the rest of the Gophers revealed that eight are still hanging on, and the scoreboard reflects that; a pan over to the Bass shows them in a similar position with nine]
Aquamarine: [beginning to nod off] Yes, Blue Diamond...I will capture her for you...I'm...an...elite…
Chris: Congratulations, campers! [Aquamarines's eyes shot open] You've made it to the twelve-hour mark! Time to take things up a notch!
[the shot zooms out to reveal the host standing next to a large object covered in a sheet, as well as the Chef. The giant man is dressed in, of all things, a light pink sheep costume, and carrying a small harp]
Chris: [pulling back the sheet to reveal a pile of books] Fairy tales!
Top Cat: How old do you think we are, four?
[Chris clears his throat, and the camera switches back to him then to Chef as he begins to string, the latter showing at the former's off-screen snicker]
Chris: Once...upon a time...there was...inside this boring kingdom…[Usagi is shown yawning]...a boring village. And inside this boring, sleepy, village…[Tails is shown barely able to keep his eyes open]...filled with, very boring children…[Aquamarine slowly closes her eyes]...who did very boring things…
[the scene ripples to a shot of a pink starlit forest trail. Chris' voice fades and is replaced by dream-like background music as the POV is shown walking through the forest, in the clearing appears a beautiful oasis, with the forest nymphs casually gliding across the water. It cuts back to Usagi murmuring to herself with her eyes closed before she slumps on her back. The next shot is that of Katz, Angelina, and Rarity sitting together as the 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' begins to play. The camera pans up to show Chef, now in a ballerina's tutu, jumping across the full moon. He leaves a trail of glitter as he goes, and after landing and dancing off stage right, the effects of his performance are shown. First is Wolf, Fox, and Carmen of the Bass, getting showered in glitter and immediately yawning. Chef's dance continues, with Gophers Top Cat and Mao Mao being hit next; they yawn just like their opponents. Tails finds that he can no longer keep his eyes open and flops to the ground, Aquamarine following shortly after, causing the score on the Bass' side to drop to seven]
[the footage skips ahead to the sixteen-hour mark, the shot is taken from behind the campers so that most of them can only be made out by their silhouettes, the most distinctive being Rainbow Dash jogging in place]
Applejack: [yawns] You sure that's a good idea, Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Hey, don't…[yawns]...sweat it, the more I keep moving, the longer I'll be able to stay up…
[static buzzing]
Rainbow Dash: In hindsight, moving about while I was sleep-deprived might have been my undoing, since I used up whatever energy I had left.
[static buzzing]
[scene shows Rainbow Dash lying on the ground as the score turns to six for the Gophers, while on the side of the Bass, Fiona and Ivy have tuckered out, causing the Bass to drop to five]
Wolf: [looks over at an incredibly sleepy Fox] Hey, you still awake?
Fox: Only just barely…
Wolf: I've thought of something…
Fox: Yeah...yeah?
Wolf: Sorry, just...trying to get my thoughts together...the stars are looking nice…
Fox: Huh...oh, yeah...they are...I think I can make out a constellation or two…
Wolf: Heh, nerd…
Fox: Better a…[yawns]...nerd than a criminal…
Wolf: Still a golden boy as usual…[looks up at the moon]...you know, the best part about the night...is the moon...it's just so...peaceful, ya' know…
Fox: [looks up as well] Yeah...peaceful…
[the two look over at a sudden slump to their right, Rarity has fallen on her back asleep]
Angelina: I have literally never stayed awake this long before...it's so painful...but I need to…[yawns]...press on…
Top Cat: I know right, it's just...butterfingers…
Angelina: What…?
Top Cat: Mmmmmmnighty night…[flops on his front asleep]
[the Gophers' score drops to four at this]
Angelina: This...this is not good…
Jasper: [yawns] It just doesn't make sense…
Carmen: What do you mean…?
Jasper: I never tire like this, it's so weird, like I could...collapse at any moment…
Carmen: Sleep deprivation does that to you...though I wouldn't put it past the buffet being drugged…
Jasper: That might explain it...think you can hold up for much longer...hello? [looks to see Carmen slumped over her seat] Ah, great…
[the Bass' score drops to four]
[the scene flashes back to the full view of the moonlit isle; the timer displaying eighteen hours. It then cuts to Angelina only just struggling to keep her eyes open]
Angelina: Need...to think...of...distraction...shoes...bows...sheep...clouds...mattress...bed…[she finally gives in to her depravity and flops onto the ground]
Robin: [glances over to the side of the Gophers and sees Mao Mao staring at the bonfire] I don't think…[yawns]...that's going to help you…
Mao Mao: Can you tell that I'm…[yawns]...desperate...anything to get me through this torture…
Robin: I suppose you do you…I just hope that this challenge will be…[yawns]...over soon, these bags aren't good for my-[hears the black feline flop to the ground, snoring semi-loudly]-eyes…[looks back to Fox and Wolf who have fallen asleep leaning on one another]...I suppose it's now up to me and Jasper…
[the scoreboards for both teams ring at two each]
[the scene flashes to morning where the twenty-hour mark is shown, only Applejack, Katz, Jasper, and Robin are the ones left still standing for their respective teams]
Applejack: [yawns] I...am gonna sleep so...well...tonight…
Katz: Please don't mention...sleep…
Chris: [as he approaches with a coffee in hand] What is the matter with you people? [takes a sip] Come on, fall asleep already!
Katz: I don't suppose you'd be willing to share any of that caffeine…?
Jasper: Please...anything, just give me something, I can't go down like this…
Chris: [raises a brow] Alright. You four stay with me. The rest of you, get a shower for heaven's sake! You stink!
[Prince John and Daffy wearily open their eyes, give each other a glance, and then get up and make their way out. Fox shuffles and then looks behind him, giving a yelp when he sees who's next to him]
Fox: Don't lean on me! [huffs off]
Wolf: [blinks twice and then gives a sigh] Never change, do you…?
Chris: [takes another sip of the coffee] I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night, I said 'Chef? I don't want it to come to this!' But darn it, these campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-inducing activity, I can find.
[static buzzing]
Applejack: I didn't come this far to quit now, I was tired, my eyes were heavy, my hair was a mess, but I wasn't about to give in.
[static buzzing]
Chris: [holding a large hardcover book before opening it] The History of Canada, a Pop-up Book, Chapter One. The Beaver. National symbol, and a 'dam' fine hat.
[the four remaining campers give a collective groan]
[scene cuts to Aquamarine about to enter the girls' side of the Bass cabin when she spots Tails on the steps]
Aquamarine: Why, hello there, are you thinking about something?
Tails: Huh…? Oh, it's just you, Aquamarine...I'm just waiting for the other guys to get done with the shower…
Aquamarine: Something else is on your mind, I can tell...it wouldn't happen to do with a certain someone, would it?
Tails: That's...oddly specific...but I guess you're not wrong, it's…[sighs]...Fiona, I still can't get over the fact that she's here given...past events…
Aquamarine: Oh, you poor thing, it must be difficult having to relive bad memories...maybe we can help each other in that regard…
Tails: Wait, you really mean that…?
Aquamarine: [gives a light chuckle] Of course I do, I want to be of assistance, pinky-swear on it.
[static buzzing]
Tails: Wow, I never thought I'd have an ally so soon, but hey, I'm not complaining.
[static buzzing]
Aquamarine: Do I care about Tails' situation? Of course, I don't, but locking a vote is good enough for me.
[static buzzing]
[the scene cuts back to the campfire pit as the timer has reached twenty-two hours with Chris still droning on]
Chris: Which of course, was the precursor for the discussions…[Jasper falls asleep]...leading to the War of 1812…[Katz finally flops on his back asleep]...time for a bathroom break! Any takers?
[Robin and Applejack glance at one another]
Applejack: You ain't gettin' me outta this seat…[yawns]...so easily…
Robin: The same can be said for me…
Chris: In that case...Chapter Five, the Maple Leaf...the symbol of the country's identity that began in the nineteenth century-[Robin appears to be lightly snoring]-it seems the history lesson was too much for Robin, which means, the official winner of the 'Awake-a-Thon' is…[Applejack finally flops to the ground in exhaustion]...Applejack! [reaches down and holds the earth pony's hand up] The Screaming Gophers win!
[scene cuts to the Killer Bass gathered outside of their cabin]
Wolf: Well, this sucks ass…
Carmen: I can't believe I got outdone by a farm girl…
Tails: So...what do we do now?
Ivy: We nominate who we're gonna vote out.
Prince John: I believe I have the perfect candidate in mind.
Ivy: Maybe avoid predictable nominees?
Carmen: I suggest we start off with the weak link, break it down in terms of versatility.
Aquamarine: Excuse me, do you all have a moment, because I think I might be able to add to the discussion.
Wolf: Alright then, what have ya' got for us?
Aquamarine: Well, I for one could help but notice we have a certain 'pain' in our midst…[looks over to Fiona walking towards the cabin]
Fiona: Hey, chumps, what's the discussion, yeah, alright, don't care…[shoves Tails out of the way]...move it, squirt, I wanna at least get a decent nap sometime today…
[unbeknowst to her, her teammates give her various looks]
[scene cuts to the elimination ceremony, the camera pans in several times before it cuts to the seated campers. Chris is shown walking towards the Killer Bass with a plate of marshmallows]
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boast of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back, ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Robin!
[the red fox stands up to claim a marshmallow off the plate]
Wolf!
[the grey wolf stands up to grab his treat as well]
Carmen!
[the lady in red collects her prize]
Fox!
[the vulpine wipes the sweat off his brow]
Ivy!
[the girl dons a small smile]
Aquamarine!
[the blue gem gives a smirk]
Prince John!
[the lion puffs his chin up pompously]
Daffy!
[the black duck gives a confident smile as he retrieves his treat]
Tails!
[the kitsune breathes a sigh of relief as he goes up to claim his marshmallow]
Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening!
[Jasper looks down at the marshmallow with slight apprehension while Fiona's brows shoot up]
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[Jasper breathes a sigh of relief, but then tries to retain her composure as she goes to collect her marshmallow]
Fiona: Wait, what?!
Chris: Fiona, the Dock of Shame awaits.
Fiona: How could you all do this to me, me, one of your fiercest competitors?!
Aquamarine: Oh, dear, how did that come about, oh, well. [shrugs]
Fiona: Nice...really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?! [storms off, but not before kicking Chris in the shin]
Chris: [holds onto his leg] Ow! Have a goodnight's sleep tonight...you're all safe.
[static buzzing]
Tails: I'm honestly surprised Fiona's gone so soon, but I guess I can consider myself lucky in that regard.
[static buzzing]
Aquamarine: Seems my plan worked flawlessly, now I have Tails as an assured vote for if we do back to elimination, all I have to do is pretend to give a damn and we're solid.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Fiona having boarded the Boat of Losers as it drives away from the island]
Fiona: I dunno how I got the votes against me, but one way or another, I'm gonna make sure this isn't the last they've heard of me, mark my words.
[scene cuts to the Killer Bass toasting their marshmallows by the bonfire]
Carmen: To the Killer Bass and a night of well-needed sleep!
All: Here, here!
[fade to credits]