Chapter Fourteen: The Brunch of Disgustingness
Chris: [narrating] Last time on Total Drama Island, the teams set out to outdo one another in their respective events in skydiving, moose riding, and mud skiing.
[the challenges from the previous episode are shown with the plane flying in the air, the bull moose trying to break out of his pen, and a pan over the muddy ground for the seadoo challenge]
Robin and Top Cat took to the skies, and while the daring archer made the impressive landing, as well as a treat for some of you, the con artist got into a tailspin with his only savior being an only just working parachute and a nice soft landing in the sand.
[Robin coasting through the sky with ease compared to Top Cat's flips and then disorganized aerial descent followed by him landing on the beach are shown]
Surprisingly enough, Usagi managed to hold onto the moose while fearing for her life with some hilarious results.
[the footage shows Usagi scared out of her wits on the bull moose and then being flung off onto Angelina, Rarity, and Charlotte]
Katz tripped up Jasper, but not before getting a well-earned mudbath in return, while Wolf failed to trip up Rarity who coasted to the finish in style.
[Katz cutting the rope between him and Jasper is shown, followed by him getting sprayed with mud which then leads to Wolf swerving the seadoo unsuccessfully and Rarity skidding across the mud to the finish line]
And when it was time to cast the votes, it was Jasper who walked the Dock of Shame, although not in a way that ended up destroying it.
[Jasper's elimination is shown along with her being walked down the dock by Carmen. The scene cuts to a close-up of Chris, quickly zooming out to show him at the docks as per usual]
And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total…Drama…Island!
(Fade to Opening Theme)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
You guys are on my mind!
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
I wanna be...famous!
I wanna live close to the sun!
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(Fade to Episode)
[scene opens with a flock of geese flying in formation across the sky, the sun just barely the height of the hills in the background. A cut to the mess hall shows Chris and Chef waiting smugly at the entrance as the Gophers file inside]
Top Cat: Hey, where's the food at?
Chris: Hey, don't worry about it. You'll get plenty of food later on, so just sit tight.
[Chef begins to snicker quietly, the host joining in as the rest of the Screaming Gophers walk by]
Wolf: Alright, spill the tea, what's so funny?
[Wolf's unamused confusion causes another fit of stifled laughter from the two humans, prompting the lupine to roll his eyes and go on his way. Fox comes in on his tail, joined by Robin and Carmen to round out the Killer Bass]
Chris: Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition. You'll all be on the jury for the final episode.
Carmen: Ah, well that's good to hear.
Chris: The two teams will become one next week, but first! All the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin…[the viewpoint shifts to show Carmen glancing across the room at Rarity, Usagi, Angelina, and Charlotte]...and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin.
[Katz and Top Cat are shown glancing across the room at Wolf, Fox, and Robin]
This week's challenge is as old as history itself…a battle of the sexes!
[Angelina rolls her eyes at this announcement]
After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have a, uh, bite to...eat...
[Another bout of chuckling from the two staff members earns suspicious looks from both teams]
Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off!
[the ten campers cheer at this]
It's all for reward, and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate! Let's move!
[as the campers leave off-screen, Chris and Chef share another glance and snicker for a fourth time]
[the camera focuses in on Carmen as the campers walk back to the cabins. She looks at the male members of her former team passing by, then Angelina matches pace with her]
Angelina: So, you managed to stick it out as the last girl on your team, no doubt through your versatility.
Carmen: Yeah, I suppose you could say that.
Angelina: Of course, now you get to spend more time with us, we're a pretty solid group.
Carmen: So I've heard, though I guarantee the guys are gonna think we'll be at each other's throats in no time.
Rarity: [comes up alongside Carmen] Oh, you don't have to worry about that, we've been pretty organized for the duration we've been together, plus, we all know girls get along much better than that.
[static buzzing]
Rarity: I don't believe in the notion that when girls are left to their own devices, they become all catty with each other, I would now, my friend group back home works together as a group.
[static buzzing]
[the footage skips ahead to Carmen taking a final leave of her former cabin. As she turns to leave, Robin opens the door in front of her]
Robin: Oh, my apologies.
Carmen: Oh no, you're good.
Robin: Ah, good…so, I guess you could say it was fun working with each other.
Carmen: Yeah, it's not every day two legendary thieves are on the same team.
Robin: Well, I hope you do well with the girls on the other team.
Carmen: Same to you with the boys.
[as Carmen walks out from the Bass cabin, Katz appears behind Robin along with Top Cat]
Katz: [clears throat] If you wouldn't mind moving, I'd like to get my things in.
[Carmen is seen walking across the common area until she stops before the Gophers cabin]
[static buzzing]
Carmen: Being the only girl left on your team can be anxious to some, but when you're me, that's no issue. Besides, the Gopher girls don't seem like the worst people to get along with.
[static buzzing]
[Carmen walks through the door to find Rarity on the bottom bunk of the left side doing her nails, Angelina on top retying her bow, Charlotte on the bottom bunk of the right side petting her squirrel, and Usagi on top munching on a few snacks]
Carmen: So, this is what you get up to when you're on off-hours.
Rarity: Carmen, so glad you could join us, there's a spare bed on my and Angelina's side.
Charlotte: Ooooooh, we've got another girl joining us, this is gonna be so much fun!
Usagi: Oh, you'll settle in fine here, we're like a big family of girls, no drama to be found!
Angelina: Plus, from what I've seen, you're rather resourceful, so we've got some extra power on our side.
Carmen: Well, glad to know I'll be in the company of such fine ladies…[walks over to set her things down and then looks back at Charlotte]...I take it that's your pet?
Charlotte: Oh, Squirrely? Yeah, I've been nursing him back to health ever since I found him, he's the cutest little thing in the whole world!
Angelina: [to Carmen] She calls a lot of things that.
Usagi: Oh, if you want something to eat, I've got a few things to share, let's see; cookies, crackers, fruit pies, anything you need, you just give me a ring.
Carmen: I'll keep that in mind, though speaking of eating, any of you catch how Chris and Chef kept snickering every time that was mentioned?
Usagi: Oh, yeah, I did, that was a little strange, and not in a good way.
Rarity: I've got my suspicions on that myself.
Charlotte: Maybe they've got a big surprise for us planned, that's nice of them.
Angelina: "Nice" isn't the word I would associate referring to them. [hops down from her bed and goes over to the door]
Carmen: Find something interesting out there?
Angelina: I'm just checking to see if the guys haven't started bickering with each other.
[the scene cuts to the former Bass cabin where inside, Katz is addressing the rest of the guys]
Katz: Okay, now I'm aware we're all on the same team, and so, we need to stick together if we're going to have any advantage over the girls.
Fox: Okay, I get that, but why are you announcing it like some kind of military operation?
Katz: Simple; it's clear that the girls on our former team were close with one another, which…is a contrast you could say with the way things played out between the guys.
Top Cat: Um, yeah, I'd just like to interject, most of it wasn't my fault.
Katz: I didn't call you specifically, now did I?
Top Cat: I saw you looking at me, I get it, we've not been on the most solid terms, but perhaps we could start by applying whatever you're preaching.
Katz: In order to do that, I will need complete and assured solidarity between all of us, which means; no going behind each other's backs, and no fraternizing with the enemy.
Wolf: Oh, you don't have to worry about that, I've only got my eyes set on specifics. But, I'd just like to bring up, how can I tell you're gonna hold your end of the bargain?
Robin: He does make a good point, if we're going to be making this deal, we need some kind of…well, oath perhaps.
Fox: Um, an oath? I don't know how we'd go about that, and no, I'm not doing 'blood brothers' or whatever.
Top Cat: How about we just shake on it, with no hands behind our backs?
Wolf: I suppose that could work, makes it easier to tell if someone's lying or not.
Katz: If that's how we'll do it, then I see no reason to object, you all understand that?
Robin: But of course, my good man, I'm a fox of honor.
Wolf: Aye, I'm not one to go back on my word.
Fox: [rolls his eyes] Yeah, sure, I'll believe that.
Top Cat: So, we're all in agreement?
Wolf: Wolf Pack to the end. [to Katz] That good with you?
Katz: The name can serve as a placeholder, but I suppose I can deal with it.
[the males all gather in the center with their hands extended]
[static buzzing]
Fox: My bet is that this alliance is doomed to fail, and there's several reasons why; Katz reads as sketchy to me, even more so than Wolf, believe it or not, Top Cat might be okay, but I sense something off, Robin's prolly the best I've got…okay, maybe I'll include Wolf if he proves himself.
[static buzzing]
Wolf: So, an alliance between the Bass guys and the Gopher guys, seems simple enough, but I'll admit, there's a rat afoot somewhere, so I'm keeping my eye on them. Though, one thing I do hope is that Fox finally starts letting up, we're gonna be working together, so we might as well get along.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts back to the inside of the girls' cabin where Rarity is showing a box of makeup to Carmen]
Rarity: Anything you need, I've got it in here, you're welcome to use this kit if you need something.
Carmen: The offer's nice, but I already got my own kit with all I need, still, appreciate it.
Charlotte: Oh, how about we all share something about each other to pass the time?
Usagi: Sure, I could go for that.
Charlotte: I'll start, I've got two pets back home, Buttons and Buttons #2, one of them was a gift from my friend, Vendetta, oh, and she gives me lots of gifts.
Angelina: Um, about this Vendetta, didn't you mention something about a pet that can scissor through things?
Charlotte: Yeah, that's Buttons #2.
Angelina: How did you tame something like that?
Charlotte: Oh, I gave him lots of paper and love.
Angelina: Well, I suppose that answers that question.
[static buzzing]
Charlotte: Yeah, I know how to tame a lot of pets, I'm like a pet expert you could say, adorable little things, tee-hee.
[static buzzing]
[the footage cuts to a brief shot of the dining hall, before showing the ten campers standing in front of a clipboard-holding Chris and then showing Chef standing beside him]
Chris: It's time for today's challenge!
Usagi: Um, yeah, can I get an inquiry on where the food is?
[the two grown men snicker to each other once again, earning annoyed looks from the campers]
Usagi: [puts her hands on her hips] Okay, seriously, what's so funny? Why do you two keep snickering every time someone mentions food? Huh, what's the big joke?
Chris: [to Chef] I guess we should tell them…[to the campers]...today's challenge is...the Brunch of Disgustingness!
Chris: You'll be getting a nine-course meal…[the shot pans across five covered plates on each of the two tables]...each member of each team must finish each dish…[the campers look at their companions with worry]...you will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross or just as gross! Just, that it will likely be, gross.
Usagi: [sweatdrops] Geeeeeeh, this is going to be torture…
Angelina: [sweatdrops] I think I'm going to be sick…
Chef: Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris!
Chris: The winning team spends two days at a local 5-star resort where…
[an image of a black panther lying chest-down and getting a massage appears in the bottom-right corner]
...they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh…
[a picture of a calico cat dangling a shrimp above her open mouth appears in the upper-left corner]
…and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge!
[the upper-right and lower-left corners each gain pictures as well; the former showing a white wolf receiving bandages wrapped around his arm, while the latter shows a vixen sitting on a towel on a picturesque sunset at a beach, complete with palm trees. The pictures fade and are replaced by Chris again, fake sadness in his voice and mannerisms]
The losing team will go hungry tonight, and spend the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef.
[the host points to the large man, who adopts a wild and sadistic grin and waves at the campers looking either terrified, stunned, or trying to appear stoic]
Rarity: Oooooh, dear…
[static buzzing]
Usagi: An eating challenge would usually be my thing, but the way he described it…[shudders]...I'll be lucky if I don't throw up my guts.
[static buzzing]
[the static transitions into a shot of all ten campers in their seats, the girls at the former Gopher table and the guys at what had belonged to the Bass]
Carmen: Well, boys, I hope you can stomach what's to come because I can sense a trip to the resort for me and the girls.
Katz: Well, allow me to put my two cents in that, from what I've seen, you lot tend to have weaker stomachs.
Angelina: Excuse me, but what's that supposed to mean?
Katz: It's nothing personal, I just have a feeling you'll sooner wretch at the dishes.
Fox: Um, maybe tone it down a little with the comparisons? For all we know, anything they serve will make us puke.
Wolf: Please, I've stomached all kinds of crud in my time, anything these bozos can make, I'll take it.
Chris: Let's begin the challenge! First, some hors d'oeuvres!
[the host motions forwards, and Chef lifts the covers off the plates in front of Fox and Robin. Under each is a pile of grayish-brown lumps of meat, shaped like short and thick sausages]
Charlotte: Oh, hey, that doesn't look too bad. They look like meatballs.
Chris: Technically, you're right, Charlotte, these are a very special kind of meatball.
Chef: It's beef testicle, bourguignon.
[the sound of a bull off-screen is accompanied by Katz, Top Cat, and Wolf with wide eyes, the yellow feline dropping his fork on the plate]
Top Cat: Hold the phone, you mean we're eating…testicles…
[Angelina, Rarity, and Carmen are shown looking disgusted at the first course as well, the camera pulling back to put the girls in the background with Fox and Robin in the foreground]
Robin: I…don't know if I can make the sacrifice here.
Fox: I'm sorry, but this is just so unnatural…
[Katz grimaces puts one of the pieces to his mouth, Wolf hesitantly starts eating one, while Top Cat looks down apprehensively]
[static buzzing]
Angelina: I had my worries at first, but then a miracle turned in our favor.
[static buzzing]
[Usagi hesitantly puts one of the pieces to her mouth and slowly pops it in, chewing on it as best she can. Charlotte pops in a piece and eats it like it were a marshmallow]
Usagi: [swallows] Just imagine it's hotdogs, just imagine it's hotdogs, just imagine…[puts another piece in her mouth and has an easier time chewing]
Angelina: Hold on, that's it, pretend that it's a favorite food. [looks down at her plate and gulps] Cheese pie, cheese pie, cheese pie…[pops a piece into her mouth]
Top Cat: [barely swallows a piece] Oh my God, this is so gross…
Robin: Um, gentlemen, don't mean to put a damper on things, but I think the ladies are out-eating us.
[the girls are shown to be eating with slightly less issue than before]
Carmen: It's almost like a piece of red velvet cake.
Rarity: Like a soft creamy eclair.
Charlotte: Mmmm, nice and chewy, like a marshmallow.
Katz: [bangs his paw on the table] Do not let them distract you, they're merely trying to screw around with us, so continue eating. [stuffs a piece into his mouth and cringes]
Fox: [spits out a pit] I'm sorry, but I can't do this. [pushes his plate away]
Katz: Excuse me, what are you doing? We need to finish these.
Top Cat: Nope, I bail out, this is enough. [pushes his plate away too]
Robin: My apologies, but I've reached my limits.
Wolf: Okay, if they're bailing, what's the point of still eating?
Katz: Oh, you bloody prats…
Chris: Well, looks like the guys lost this round! The first challenge goes to the female campers!
[a scoreboard appears at the top of the screen, the left box with a pink 'woman' icon typically used for restrooms, and the right box having the blue-colored counterpart. The girls' side dings to 1, and the five cheer]
Katz: [throws down his piece in frustration] Brilliant, just absolutely brilliant…
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: I dare anyone to eat those things and not feel like your mouth just got hit with rancid barbecue sauce.
[static buzzing]
Katz: The girls got lucky with this round, only because my so-called teammates decided to chicken out, but rest assured, they aren't winning that easily.
[static buzzing]
Carmen: Well done, ladies, it seems we're one step closer to rest and relaxation.
Rarity: [sighs] I can just feel the massage on my back.
Katz: Well, it's good to know that I've such 'strong' members on this team.
Top Cat: Well, excuse me for having a preference for food that doesn't like sh-
Chris: [blows a whistle] Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals!
Top Cat: [sighs] Okay, so maybe that time was a fluke, perhaps we'll be luckier this round.
Katz: You'd better hope you're right.
[static buzzing]
Robin: I'm a bit concerned at how there's already tension between us, now I'm really hoping we win just so things don't get out of hand.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Score now stands at one for the girls, and zero for the guys. And now, the next course in the Brunch of Disgustingness! You guys like pizza? [motions to the side, and Chef wheels out a cart with another covered plate]
Usagi: Oooooooooh, pizza's delicious!
Carmen: What's on this one?
Chris: I'm glad you asked! You'll be having live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies!
[the view moves over to Chef as he uncovers the dish. It's as the host said, an otherwise ordinary-looking pizza base with jellyfish, grasshoppers, and anchovies as toppings; the latter two are still moving around]
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[the shot opens up once again with the pizza]
Usagi: Geeeeeeeeeh, why, how could they ruin pizza like this?!
Fox: I suppose there's a first time for everything.
[Chef puts down two plates in front of Carmen and Rarity]
Rarity: Euuuuugh, oh no, this is a meal that should not exist. I can't stomach it.
Angelina: [looks down at her slice with hesitation] I'm sure it's not…[gulps]...that bad…[slowly takes a bite and then tries to hold down a retch as she swallows]...guh, delicious…
Wolf: Okay, you know what, screw it. [stuffs the entire slice into his mouth]
Top Cat: [holds in a retch] Man, that's just nasty.
Wolf: [gulps] You wanna get this done and over with? Plug your nose if you have to.
Katz: He's got a point. [holds onto his nose and stuffs the rest of the slice in his mouth] Normally I wouldn't be this barbaric, but I'll make an exception this time.
Fox: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, damn it. [plugs his nose to continue eating and then shudders after swallowing] Okay, I'm done…huh, it actually worked, to an extent.
[the camera cuts back to the girls' table where Charlotte is the only one eating her slice with no hesitation. Rarity tries to eat her slice, but a grasshopper leaps up and lands on her mane]
Rarity: Hooooooo, I can't do this, nosy little grasshopper going through my mane, oooooooooooh no.
Chris: The winners of this round are the guys!
[the scoreboard reappears and updates, resulting in the guys cheering]
[static buzzing]
Chef: I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Alright! Who's ready for the third course?
[the point-of-view shifts so it's level with Wolf's plate as Chef lifts the cover off of it. What lies on the plate is only superficially similar to spaghetti as Top Cat and Wolf grimace at their next meal]
Spaghetti…well, actually, earthworms covered in snail slime sauce, and hairballs.
Fox: Oh, no. No, no, no, I can't take much more of this.
Katz: Don't you dare back out now.
Fox: I am not eating that, end of story!
Katz: Hold him down!
Fox: [as he feels Wolf and Robin's hands on either side of his shoulder and then Katz putting the meal to his mouth] GEH! Hands off! You can't make me eat! [looks right into Katz's death glare and becomes anxious] Uhhhhhhhh, okay, okay, I'm good, just…please let me go…
[static buzzing]
Fox: For the record, no one just puts their hands on me to forcefeed crap into my mouth, I don't care what the circumstances are, you don't just do that to people.
[static buzzing]
Usagi: Just pretend it's spaghetti, just pretend it's…[puts a scoop in her mouth and then gags]...ACK, that's not spaghetti, that's poison!
[the rest of the guys use the same tactic as they did before with plugging their noses and manage to stomach down the "spaghetti"]
Chris: And once again, the winners are the guys!
[the cheers of the men can be heard as the scoreboard updates once again to show their 2-1 lead]
Robin: [turns to Fox] Haaaaaaa, sorry about that, got a little carried away in the excitement you could say.
Fox: While I know Wolf would have done it anyway, I'll take what you said…with a grain of salt.
Wolf: Awww, cut the bottomless brigade some slack, you know you don't mean that…to him, anyway.
Carmen: Okay, ladies, listen up, we need to toughen up for the next few courses or the guys are gonna overtake us.
Rarity: Oooooooh, but it's so disgusting. I might not know what taste is after this.
Angelina: She's right though, we need to show some real force against the boys, even if it means sacrificing our tastebuds.
Charlotte: Yeah, we can do it, I've been having a good time so far!
Usagi: You're the only one who hasn't complained thus far…
Chris: Alright, everybody! Time for course number four! No nine-course meal would be complete without soup.
[the shot switches to Chef lifting another pair of covers off the plates of Katz and Top Cat. Ominously, the two bowls of soup have a murky brown color to them]
Chris: Today's special is French bunion soup, with hangnail crackers.
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: Oh, come on! You might as well tell me someone scraped everything off the bathroom floor and put in soup!
[static buzzing]
[the girls are shown looking at the soup with dread, before Angelina looks over at Charlotte eating the soup with no problem]
Angelina: Hold on, I've got an idea.
[Fox and Robin are briefly shown struggling to get even the first spoonful down before the scene cuts back to the girls. Angelina puts a plastic funnel in Charlotte's mouth and then pours the soup into the funnel]
Charlotte: [takes the funnel out of her mouth] I didn't even taste it.
Chris: The girls win again! The score is now tied up at 2!
[the scoreboard updates and the five women cheer]
[static buzzing]
Carmen: I gotta hand it to the Gopher girls, they're pretty crafty sometimes.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Only five more courses left! Bon appetit!
[a montage begins to play over the next several courses with an instrumental track sounding similar to something that came from the 1980s]
[Chef chews for a moment, then sticks out his tongue and takes a wad of gum out of his mouth. He sticks it to a larger multicolored ball of pre-chewed gum on a plate and places the plate down in front of a disgusted Angelina who gags her throat. Next, in a surgical mask and gloves, Chef squeezes a skunk's tail so that the liquid drips into a cocktail shaker. The large man mixes it vigorously, then pours it into a fountain glass. Carmen takes a sip, gags, and falls over. The seventh course has Chef use a caulking gun to draw a smiley face in silicone on the heel of a sandal. It is given to Wolf who gnaws at it for a few seconds then tries to pull a piece off with his teeth. Finally, a half-rotten green bell pepper is shown as Chef begins to chop it up. Katz, Top Cat, and Wolf watch him work, all of them watching with some level of apprehension until Chef withdraws the ladle from the stew he'd been stirring, showing them a rotten apple core, an old sock, and a fishtail. While Top Cat and Wolf hold in a retch, Katz is shown visibly pinching himself as if trying to take his mind off something less painful. As the montage ends, the camera pans across the two teams. As a whole, they look thoroughly drained of all energy, and several groans can be heard as Chris begins to speak]
Chris: Wow! It's still tied up! We're down to the last course in the challenge!
Usagi: Gooooooooooh, I just need to consume real food, anything that isn't…this…
Carmen: Please, don't talk about food, I can't think about it at the moment…
Fox: This has to count as food poisoning, I'll be shocked if it isn't…
Wolf: I need some mouth wash after this…
[the footage skips forward, showing a tray of fifteen shot glasses arranged in three rows on a table. The campers look warily over at Chef as he begins mercilessly killing cockroaches by way of kitchen appliance]
Chris: Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious, blended cockroach will be the winner! This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin-rich for your balanced lifestyle! Decide amongst yourselves who will be making the ultimate sacrifice.
[Chef pours the drink evenly into the shot glasses, and several errant legs can be seen sticking out]
Robin: [shudders] I say we decide on who's been able to stomach all this…gunk the easiest.
Katz: From what I've observed, Wolf, you've got the strongest stomach out of us, so I propose that you do the final course.
Wolf: [sighs] Fine, I'll do it, though you owe me big time for this.
Katz: I suppose we'll see about that.
Rarity: Okay, so which of us is going to drink…that, because I'm calling not it.
Carmen: I'd say our best bet would be Charlotte, I don't think I've heard her complain…at all from what's been served.
Charlotte: Oh, don't worry about me, I can do this last one, then we can all go to the resort and have fun!
Angelina: I only hope you can match against Wolf…
[Charlotte and Wolf are shown sitting next to one another before the various glasses]
Chris: On your mark…get set…go!
[Charlotte and Wolf pick up their first glasses and immediately lock eyes. They take the shot and put the glass upside-down on the table, then take another. This is repeated for several rounds with Wolf showing visible discomfort while Charlotte seems unaffected. Soon, the blue girl outpaces the lupine by reaching for the final cup and casually drinking it before giving a small covered burp]
Charlotte: Oh, excuse me.
Chris: And Charlotte is victorious!
[the scoreboard updates and the other four girls cheer while the guys look down. Wolf groans and tries to hold in a retch. However, Charlotte burps again and covers her mouth]
Charlotte: Um, I think I feel a little strange…
[various sounds of grumbling stomachs soon follow this, coupled by the contestants holding down or covering their mouths]
Top Cat: Okay, yeah, that's not goin' down well…
Angelina: I think I'm going to vomit…
Wolf: Way ahead a' ya'...
[the shot cuts to outside of the messhall as the campers rush out to vomit over the railing, into the bushes, or head into the restrooms]
[static buzzing]
Wolf: I know it's going to look premature that I let a little girl win in a disgusting eat-off, but at this point, I don't care so long as I don't have to ingest any horrid crap to that extent ever again.
[static buzzing]
[the challenge now over, the scene changes to the docks at sunset. A yacht longer than the broadest part of the pier is anchored in front of it, a wooden gangplank extended invitingly]
Chris: The girls are the big winners today and the guys go their separate ways.
[the girls are shown walking down to the ship while the guys are shown on various parts of the camp. Katz and Top Cat make their way to the washrooms, Robin goes up one of the trees to lay on a branch, Fox is shown looking over the sunset on a hill until Wolf sits down next to him]
Despite the day's hardships, they stand together, for now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week, as they head for the big merge? Tune in on Total…Drama…Island!
[the last shot is of the yacht leaving the pier before the screen fades to black]
(Fade to Credits)