Chapter Fifteen: No Pain, No Game
Chris: [narrating] Last time on Total Drama Island, the Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a 'Battle of the Sexes' challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test.
[the recap begins with the scene of the teams dissolving and being sat at their respective tables before showing various campers looking disgusted at the meals they're served]
With bovine testicles, live fish-insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest wretch-fest this host has ever seen, but Charlotte's iron stomach and carefree manner scored a big win for her team.
[each dish is shown as the host mentioned them, along with more of the campers looking like they want to hurl before showing Charlotte's victory and the guys' disappointment]
While the girls set sail on a weekend retreat aboard the S.S. Lap O' Luxury, it's only a matter of time before the guys start to fall apart.
[the winners cheer and are seen walking down the dock before it cuts to the guys organized in the Bass cabin to discuss their strategy, then showing their struggles during the challenge including Fox's refusal to eat before being silently threatened by Katz and submitting to eating his dish, followed by Robin climbing up a tree and then Fox and Wolf looking out to the horizon]
How long until Katz crosses the line, and can Robin even see the line? Will Top Cat ever fall in line, or will Wolf break the line? And will Fox follow the line?
[the montage ends to show Chris standing at the end of the dock]
For the answers to all these cliffhangers, and more! Stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total…Drama…Island!
(Fade to Opening Theme)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
You guys are on my mind!
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
I wanna be...famous!
I wanna live close to the sun!
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(Fade to Episode)
[the episode opens with a shot of Robin sitting on a tree branch, dipping his hat over his eyes to block out the sun as he looks down at the area around him. The camera pans down, showing Katz and Top lounging in chairs on the beach, then over to the docks where Fox and Wolf are sitting down. The pair on the docks look over at the pair on the beach, the two felines looking up from the magazines they were reading. A fly buzzes above Top Cat's head before landing on Katz's arm. Ever so quietly, the yellow feline rolls up his magazine and raises it up…before his wrist is caught by the red feline's paw]
Katz: You'd do best not to do that, street s-
[Katz is cut off by the loud and deep sound of a ship's horn, and the camera cuts to the five girls standing happily on the deck of the yacht they had taken at the end of the previous episode. The ship stops at the end of the dock, the gangplank is lowered, and the five girls slide down to the pier; first Carmen, then Rarity, then Angelina, then Usagi, then Charlotte]
Rarity: [sighs] I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed in my life.
[Fox and Wolf give the girls neutral looks, as does Top Cat on the shore, but Katz briefly shows a scowl]
Angelina: A fine selection of food and being pampered all around, I could stay another lifetime.
Usagi: Who knew they'd have real chocolate fountains? Hooooooooo, it was delicious.
Carmen: After a month on this camp, I would say the trip was well-deserved.
Charlotte: I'd love to go back sometime!
[the guys are shown frowning in jealousy, even Robin who has climbed down from his tree]
[static buzzing]
Fox: [sighs] What I wouldn't give to have been a part of that, I could use a bit of tension relief.
[static buzzing]
Carmen: So what have you boys been up to? I see you haven't killed each other yet.
Rarity: I imagine they found some form of compensation for missing the trip.
Wolf: Yeah, yeah, we get it, ya' had a fun time while we were left here on this rotten campsite. Besides, we've managed just fine.
Robin: Precisely, we've even gotten closer these last couple of days.
Angelina: Well, that's nice and all, but who's up for a cheer in favor of our group?
[the other girls put their hands in the center to cheer…before they're interrupted by Chris' voice from the loudspeakers]
Loudspeakers: Listen up campers! As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's every camper for themselves!
[the girls immediately drop their hands and steps away from one another]
Angelina: [clears throat] Well, it was nice working with you all.
Rarity: Oh, yes.
Usagi: Yeah.
Carmen: Agreed.
Charlotte: Yep.
Usagi: [to Angelina] We're not splitting for real, right?
Angelina: [to Usagi] Of course not, let them think we are.
Top Cat: Well, I'm ready for what's ahead, bring it on, Chris!
Loudspeaker: Then, get ready for this!
[another ship's horn catches Fox and Wolf's attention as their mouths drop]
Fox: No way…
Top Cat: Wait, are you for real?
Katz: What? But…that's impossible.
Carmen: Uh oh, this isn't good.
[the campers all have varying degrees of looking unnerved as the music breaks into a heavy choir as the yacht returns to shore, raging flames in the background. A figure stands on the prow, red fur with brunette hair, a yellow hair bow, and mostly black, crossing its arms with a fierce look in their eye]
Loudspeaker: [off-screen] Back by popular audience demand; it's Fiona!
[a shot of the girls looking shocked or anxious is shown before the choir stops as the vixen hops down from the ship]
Fiona: That's right, I'm back. And just so we're clear, not only am I gonna kick ass, but I'm giving special attention to my backstabbing Bass team who voted me off!
Wolf: Hold the phone, you said no one is allowed back!
Loudspeaker: I did?
Wolf: "And once you leave…"
[the footage cutting to static follows a montage of the host explaining the rules during just about every elimination ceremony prior]
Chris: Once you leave on the Dock of Shame, on the Boat of Losers, you can never, never-ever, ever come back!
[scene cuts back to present day]
Loudspeaker: Oh, yeah, that…yeah…I lied.
Wolf: [walks up to the speaker] For crying out loud, man, you're negating your own damn rules!
Katz: [also glaring at the speaker] While I agree with what you're saying, it's a bit redundant to argue with a loudspeaker.
[the camera cuts back to Carmen looking unamused before she feels Fiona staring hard at her from behind]
Carmen: So, Fiona, long time no see?
Fiona: Save the sentimental crap for someone who buys it, because I don't!
Robin: I can hardly believe she was an audience favorite.
Loudspeaker: No, but we liked her. Also returning to camp, iiiiiiiiit's Mao Mao!
[a black cat with a red cape comes swinging in on a vine, giving a battle cry which catches the attention of Katz, Top Cat, and Robin]
Mao Mao: HIIIIII-YA-YA-YAAAAAAAA! [does a somersault in the air before landing on his feet] Hey, guys. Great to be back at home, I hope I didn't miss anything too spectacular while I was in the woods.
Top Cat: Wait, the woods?
Mao Mao: Oh, yeah, I never actually left the island, I've been hiding in the forest this whole time.
Katz: What? Then how come we never saw you? We've literally had challenges throughout the whole forest and you were nowhere to be seen.
Mao Mao: That's because I'm a man of the wilderness, I know all the best hiding places, so you never would have seen me.
Robin: Well, I'll hand it to you, that's some impressive skill you've got there, reminds me of myself in a way.
Top Cat: Yeah, that's actually pretty clever.
Katz: [averts his eyes] Oh yeah, sure.
Fox: [looks over at Fiona] Uhhhh, this isn't gonna stir up tension between us, is it?
Wolf: I think we're a little too late to change that, that girl looks pretty pissed, and that's never a good sign. But who knows, maybe that Mao Mao will be better company.
Fox: Yeah, I suppose that's all we can hope for.
Loudspeaker: Alrighty campers, report to the amphitheater where you'll learn all about this week's challenge! McClean, out!
Fiona: [as she walks up to Robin] Ready to handle me, arrow boy? Because I ain't holding back, not here, not ever.
Robin: You know, making your goal vengeance probably isn't the best mindset, especially since your survival here kinda depends on it.
Fiona: I don't need you lecturing me on how to play this game, all I know is that if you cross me, you're gonna regret it. [huffs past the fellow vulpine]
[static buzzing]
Robin: I get being bitter because you were voted off, but Fiona's taking it a little too far for my…and probably everyone else's liking. We just might be seeing less of her than we thought.
[static buzzing]
Fiona: I'm not here to play nice, I'm here to win, so I don't care if those namby-pamby losers have a problem with it, they shoulda thought about that before they voted me off second!
[static buzzing]
[the scene flashes to a distance shot of the camp, zooming in then cutting to inside the girls' cabin. Rarity is applying nail polish to her fingernails, Angelina is twiddling her ribbon with her finger, Charlotte is feeding her squirrel nuts, Usagi is eating a fruit pie, and Carmen is brushing her hair in front of the mirror. The open doorway is darkened by the silhouette of the sixth female camper in the game]
Fiona: AHEM! Where am I supposed to sleep?
Rarity: Oh, Fiona, uhhhh, make yourself comfortable…
Fiona: [walks up to the bed where the unicorn is] I want this bed.
Rarity: But…I'm sleeping here.
Fiona: You said make myself comfortable, didn't you?
Rarity: Well, yes, but I-
Fiona: And I wanna make myself comfortable here, so move over.
Angelina: Hey, don't talk to her like that, you've got no business telling people where they can't sleep.
Fiona: Oh, so the pixie wants to get in on this, you want me to claim your bunk?
Angelina: What I want is for you to treat us with respect and we'll do the same for you.
Carmen: She's got a point, you can sleep in my section, there's already a spare bunk on top of mine.
Fiona: [looks toward Carmen's bed] Fine, I'll do with that…[walks off]
Rarity: [breathes a sigh of relief] Thanks for that.
Carmen: No problem, I'm not gonna have people like that ordering me around.
Usagi: She's really mean, I don't get why Chris had to bring her back of all people.
Charlotte: Maybe she just wants someone to talk to, like a friend. I could go talk with her.
Angelina: Um, Charlotte, hear me out; I don't think that's going to work.
Rarity: Yeah, I don't think Fiona's the "friends" type.
Charlotte: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure I can make friends with her, I'll even let her pet Squirrely.
[static buzzing]
Rarity: Charlotte's really someone who likes to see the good in everyone, but I think she's also rather oblivious when it comes to certain people.
[static buzzing]
Carmen: You know the reason Chris brought Fiona back was to stir up drama, now we have to put up with her upfront attitude, hopefully not for long.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the inside of the males' cabin where Mao Mao is polishing his sword on the top bunk above Robin's]
Mao Mao: And so I've been fighting large beasts ever since.
Robin: That's extraordinary, you really know how to make use of a sword. Heh, just like how I do with my bow and arrow.
Mao Mao: Yeah, well, when ya' get a certain skill down, nothing can stop you.
Katz: One thing's for certain, that Fiona's mastered a skill of her own; how to be an utter jackass at all times.
Robin: Oooooh, that was a low blow, but amusing nonetheless.
Fox: I'm just hoping she doesn't go too overboard with the "I'm here for vengeance" quest, it's kinda off-putting.
Robin: Well, if you ask me, I don't imagine we'll have to worry about that for long, the more she keeps it up, the less people will want her to stay.
Wolf: She'll be lucky enough to win today's challenge if she wants to stay here, though, with that attitude, I'd give her till the end of the day.
Top Cat: I'd say that's a fair wager, better for us in that case, given we'll have the advantage over the gals.
[static buzzing]
Katz: So, we've got the crazy sword twirler, and they've got the irritable hothead. I must say, this opens up some amusing possibilities.
[static buzzing]
[the footage cuts back to the twelve campers on the amphitheater stage, sitting in three tiers with makeshift desks in front of them and a varied assortment of chairs. The highest tier is reserved for Fox, Wolf, Usagi, Angelina, and Top Cat, lined up in a row. In the middle tier are Robin, Mao Mao, Rarity, and Carmen, while Katz, Charlotte, and Fiona have the lowest row to themselves]
Chris: Welcome to your next challenge! The time-honored game of torture: Say Uncle! You are all about to be put through tests of endurance so insane that some of 'em sent our interns to the emergency room.
[each row of campers is shown looking shocked, scared, or simply wary]
If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required ten seconds, you will be eliminated! The winner will not only be safe from elimination, but will win this luxurious trailer! Yours to take home at the end of the summer.
[a small but sparkling trailer is shown on the ground nearby; it's the type that needs to be hitched to another vehicle in order to go anywhere]
Carmen: [to Rarity] That's an awfully large consolation prize when there's $100,00 on the line. [to Chris] What kinds of torture are we talking about?
Chris: Why don't you ask my lovely assistant! [motioning to Chef who stands nearby in a hockey mask with a butcher's knife in his hand] Alright, let's do this!
[the camera panned across the contestants, then cuts back to the host as he moves over to a large wooden wheel stood upright and divided into twenty-four sections, each with a small picture near the rim]
Wolf, you're up first! Let's spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune' to select your torture!
[Chris gives the wheel a spin as Wolf awaits his fate with a tense expression. The wheel comes to a stop on the image of a turtle]
Chris: [off-screen] Turtle puck shots! [on-screen next to Wolf] Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire off turtle snapshots.
[Wolf reluctantly walks in front of the goalie, trying to maintain a stoic look on his face]
Chris: [whispers] If I were you, dude, I'd protect my coconuts.
Wolf: [mutters] Jackass.
[a timer appears on-screen]
Chris: If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on to the second round.
[a buzzer sounds off and Wolf manages to duck the first shot, but a turtle clings onto his shoulder the second time, followed by Chef shooting more puck shots at the lupine till he's practically covered in turtle bites]
Wolf: Fucking hell, this smarts…[falls to the ground as the timer dings ten seconds]
Chris: And Wolf moves on to the next round! Isn't this fun?
Wolf: [sarcastically] Yeah, it's a riot…
Robin: [cringes] Ooooh, that looked nasty…
Wolf: [slumps onto his seat] You have no idea…
Fox: Uh…are you alright?
Wolf: Been better, but also been worse, I'll live…
[static buzzing]
Fox: What? He was hurt. Even I'm not cruel enough to kick a man when he's down.
[static buzzing]
Wolf: [as he rubs his arm] Awful sweet of him to care about me, init? Hehe, ow…
[static buzzing]
Chris: [with a notecard in his hand as he walks past the wheel] Next up, Charlotte! Your torture is…
[Chris spins the wheel while the blue girl puts a hand to her face, eventually, the wheel stops on the image of a marshmallow on fire]
Marshmallow waxing! [off-screen as Chef puts the marshmallows in a pot] We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for a full ten seconds, you can move on to the next level.
Charlotte: [off-screen] Oh, that sounds yummy. [on-screen laying down on a grey table] I've never been covered in marshmallows before. Don't be afraid to cover me whole.
[a glob of marshmallow paste is dropped on Charlotte's face, everyone in the peanut gallery watches with wide eyes before Chef pulls the mask off the blue girl's face]
Charlotte: OH!
Top Cat: Wait, did she not scream at all through that thing? How is that even possible?
Angelina: I guess she's impervious to pain or something.
Charlotte: [rubs her face as the timer dings] Ooooooh, my skin feels so smooth.
Chris: Well done, Charlotte. Since ya' didn't even complain once, you get to choose who goes next.
Charlotte: Oh, that's okay, I'm good. [Fiona pulls on her hair to whisper in her ear] Um, wait, I changed my mind. I choose…[Fiona whispers]...Angelina…with lake leeches…because I wanna see her squirm like the lowlife she is…[Fiona whispers]...grrrrrr.
[Angelina's face is shown to be slowly growing with anxiety at each pause, biting her lip in the process before her eyes widen at Chef setting down a barrel of leeches]
Fiona: Go on, Pixie Girl, get in.
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[a view of the whole island is shown from a distance as it cuts to Chef standing next to the barrel]
Chris: [off-screen] Alright, Angelina, time's a wasting. Get your butt in the barrel of leeches.
Angelina: [gulps] Oh, bugger…
[static buzzing]
Angelina: Okay, maybe next time a ruffian with a bad attitude confronts me, I'll just say nothing.
[static buzzing]
Rarity: As much as I felt bad for Angelina being forced into her challenge, I have to admit, I was grateful Fiona didn't gun for me.
[static buzzing]
[Angelina approaches the barrel with an anxious look on her face]
Robin: [off-screen] Hold up! [on-screen] I'll take her place.
Angelina: Huh?
Fox: Wait, why?
Wolf: Yeah, it's a barrel of leeches.
Robin: Someone shouldn't have to be threatened into doing a challenge like this, I won't stand for that.
Usagi: Awww, that's so noble.
Chris: Oh, and if your victim can last ten seconds without saying Uncle, you get eliminated instead. Which means you lose your chance to win this.
[the sparkling trailer is shown once more before it cuts to Robin walking over to the barrel and then setting himself in it, looking calm and collected as he does so. As the timer goes on, his confidence begins to slip at the feeling of leeches on his body, but the time mercifully dings before he can quit. The fox leaps out and cringes at his wet, leech-covered body]
And Robin makes it to the next round! Which means Charlotte, you're out!
[the blue girl's chair is swapped out for a set of stocks]
Fiona: Damn it.
Angelina: [as she watches Robin sit back down] Thank you, I appreciate it.
Robin: [picks a leech off his fur] No problem, ma' dear.
Wolf: He's really something, ain't he?
Fox: Yeah, an admirable type.
Chris: [off-screen] Top Cat, you're next!
[the wheel spins again, landing on an image of shorts, before cutting to the yellow cat wearing a set of wooden shorts]
Top Cat: Meh, this ain't too bad.
[Chef holds up a woodpecker on a small branch as it pecks through the tip, snapping it off. Top Cat covers his crotch with a gasp. It then cuts to Fox having a pair of tweezers in his nose before Chef pulls it out]
Fox: Ow!
[the wheel is shown spinning again before showing Angelina having been wrapped up by a snake]
Angelina: ACK!
[the wheel is shown spinning again before it shows Carmen covered with bees on her coat doing a T-pose. It then cuts to the other contestants where it shows only Angelina and Charlotte are in stocks]
Chris: Alright, the next challenge is for Mao Mao.
[the wheel spins to land on the image of a bear]
Your challenge is…the Grizzly Bear Log Roll.
Mao Mao: Ah, a real challenge, I like me the sound of that.
[the scene cuts to a side view of a log rolling in the water, then the camera pans up to show Mao Mao facing off against a frowning brown bear]
Chris: Molotov the Bear; performs with the Russian National Circus, and has been the European Log Rolling champion for the past twelve years. To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha-infested water.
Mao Mao: Is that it? I can handle this guy with my hands tied behind my back.
[the black cat steps onto the log]
Chris: Aaaaaaand….go!
[after a few seconds, Mao Mao smirks and stomps on the log, causing it to stop and the bear to bounce and land on its groin; it then rolls sideways into the water before pulling itself back up with several bite marks]
[static buzzing]
Mao Mao: I've been training myself to be athletically coordinated since I was little, I can handle any kind of extreme measures they put against me.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Now, let's see who showed less courage than Mao Mao and cried Uncle.
[the first to be shown is Usagi hopping to the first rock over an alternating line of small rocks and skunks as the timer runs in the corner of the screen]
Chris: [off-screen] Ewwwww, love the skunk jump.
Usagi: Okay, okay, just carefully, slowly, don't step on the skunks, that would be pretty bad…
[one of the skunks looks up at Usagi]
YAAAAAAAAA! NONONO! [runs away as the buzzer sounds]
[the scene ripples into a kaleidoscope of colors as the music plays, quickly coalescing into the image of a unicorn standing on a floating rock against the night sky. The camera pans to the right, passing the full moon and a small pod of dolphins swimming through space. A comet goes by, leaving a trail of rainclouds in its wake, and finally, the camera comes to a rest on Katz's scowling face before throwing the headphones off his ears, causing the buzzer to sound]
Chris: [off-screen] And the New Age music torture!
Katz: [shudders] One can only have such a disturbing mind…
[scene cuts to Rarity having her hair held up by Chef before holding up a chainsaw in his other hand]
Chris: [off-screen] And a visit to the Wawanakwa Hair Salon!
Rarity: GAH! Not again! [runs away as the buzzer sounds]
[scene cuts to Fox slowly eating ice cream from a comically large tub]
Chris: [off-screen] Oh, and who can forget the old ice cream brain freeze?
[the vulpine suddenly drops his spoon and puts his hands to his head]
Fox: Aaaaaagh, head in pain…[slumps over as the buzzer sounds]
[a pair of eels are shown being picked up by Chef before it cuts to Mao Mao sitting on a grey table]
Chris: Clear!
[Chef zaps Mao Mao's chest with the eels, but is surprised to see the feline still looking confident]
Mao Mao: That the best you got? Hit me again!
[Chef zaps Mao Mao once more, but the black cat is still unfazed]
Chris: Mao Mao, who's your next victim?
Mao Mao: Myself, a poison ivy spa treatment on the go.
[the camera cuts to the rest of the contestants looking at this request with a mix of expressions, only Carmen and Fiona have their original seats]
[static buzzing]
Top Cat: Is it just me, or is that guy a little whacko in the head?
[static buzzing]
Chris: [picks up his cellphone] It's Chris…yeah, yeah, he wants to do it…okay…[puts down the phone]...okaaaaay, the judges will allow it, but they wanna know why.
Mao Mao: Eh, could be just so I can see how it feels.
Chris: Alrighty then.
[scene cuts to Mao Mao's face being wrapped up with cucumbers on his eyes. The timer dings at ten]
Chris: Time's up. Chef, remove the poison ivy.
Mao Mao: Noooooo, no…it feels great…
Chris: You stuck it out, sadly, you eliminated yourself.
Mao Mao: [with visible rashes on his face] What?
Chris: Carmen, you're up. Okay, after twenty rounds of torture, we're down to two steely competitors and the sudden death round.
[static buzzing]
Fiona: I knew I was gonna make it to the end, anything he's got to throw at me, I'm gonna do, so those losers can suck it.
[static buzzing]
[the wheel spins to land on the image of a footprint]
Chris: Carmen, you're up. Spending ten seconds in a wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa. Ah, tough one. Since you've complained the least during this whole thing, you've got the option to choose from; you can either do the next dare, or give it to Fiona.
All: [except for Carmen and Fiona] Do it, do it, do it.
[static buzzing]
Carmen: For whatever reason, a voice in the back of my head was telling me that it was a good idea to subject Fiona to the dare. And for whatever reason, I went with it.
[static buzzing]
Wolf: Making Fiona the scapegoat seemed like a good idea at the time, even with thinking she could actually pull this off.
[static buzzing]
[Carmen nods]
Fiona: Here's a toe tag, scarlet. You'll be needing it for later.
[scene cuts to Fiona standing outside of the shaking wooden crate. She enters inside of it with a stoic look on her face. All is silent…until the crate shakes violently, causing everyone's eyes to widen, Rarity to gasp, and Carmen to give off a small expression of regret. Once the timer dings, everything stops…before Fiona steps out from the crate with a few new souvenirs]
Chris: And Fiona wins! Which means Carmen is out! Reckless choice by Carmen, still, let's give her props for sticking it to a teammate!
Carmen: Ah, shoot. [her seat changes to stocks]
Chris: Fiona wins the challenge, invincibility, and the grand prize!
Fiona: [fist pumps] YES! [runs up to the trailer and stretches her arms out] I got ma' own private suite! Sucks to suck!
Chris: While Fiona checks out her trailer full of food, the rest of you can go to the confessional booth and vote off a camper, other than Fiona.
[scene cuts to the former Gophers sitting by the beach]
Top Cat: Well that sucked. We had an easy target and she slipped through like butter.
Mao Mao: Yeah, I get the feeling, but who are we gonna vote out now?
Top Cat: I…I don't really know, there ain't really someone off the top of my head.
Usagi: Maybe we should pick someone who's more on the stronger side, you know, so that one of us can have a chance at winning immunity.
Angelina: But who do we single out?
Usagi: I know you're not gonna pick Robin, he saved your hide earlier.
Angelina: [blushes] Oh, stop. It was a generous act. Besides, I'm sure he's not swinging in that direction.
Katz: I'd say it should be on practicality, namely someone who poses an obvious threat. [a bottle gets thrown next to him] What the?
Usagi: Oh, great, here comes Miss Junkie and her trash with her.
Fiona: What's up, scrubs? Enjoying yourselves?
Rarity: [scoffs] Honestly, no tact at all.
Angelina: Okay, you know what? No, I'm not dealing with this.
[Angelina huffs off, followed by Usagi, then Rarity, then, Top Cat and Mao Mao, and finally Charlotte]
Charlotte: Okay, goodbye, Fiona, it was nice chatting with you!
Fiona: [to Katz] What's wrong, not gonna follow with your sissy clan?
Katz: I would prefer a little time before elimination without listening to a harlot making a spectacle of herself.
Fiona: Hey, watch it, I kicked a sasquatch's ass earlier, I can do the same to yours.
Katz: How charming, I hope you realize that if it wasn't for that, you'd be on the chopping block.
Fiona: I can take care of myself, I'll have this game cleared regardless of what any of you have to say. [turns away]
Katz: Okay, but you might want to take your chances soon before someone snatches it away.
Fiona: [stops] What are you mean by that?
Katz: Oh nothing, just that I'm sure people will want someone more pleasant to stay. [walks past a slightly befuddled Fiona before he comes to the steps and sees Carmen staring out at the horizon] Enjoying the view?
Carmen: Huh? Oh…yeah, you could say that…a little on-edge, admittedly.
Katz: Elimination on your mind?
Carmen: Yes…
Katz: Well, there might be a way to remedy that…
[scene cuts to the outside of the former Bass cabin]
Fox: Who do you think everyone's got their eyes on?
Wolf: Well, it was Fiona before she won, so I'm not really sure.
Fox: Yeah…it's tricky, who else would we pick?
Robin: I say we should go after a simple target, like say someone who appears like they would win on luck.
Wolf: Who does that narrow down to?
Robin: Well, remember how Charlotte made no negative response to the marshmallow wax?
Fox: Yeah…strange that, but I see what you mean.
Wolf: Soooo, we're in agreement, we're all leaning on bluey?
Robin: I think that's a solid consensus.
[after the standard opening shot for the campfire ceremony, Chef is shown silhouetted against the moon, howling like a wolf. It then cuts to Chris at his makeshift podium]
Chris: Okay, so first up, we ran out of marshmallows. Instead, you're just gonna come stand over here when I call your name. Fiona, you have invincibility, so you're up first!
[the red fox smirks and makes her way across the clearing]
Next up; Fox and Wolf!
[the two space pilots exchange a glance and walk up]
Angelina and Usagi, come on down!
[the mouse and the Sailor Scout smile at each other and make haste to leave their seats]
Rarity! Top Cat! Katz!
[the unicorn and two felines stand up and join the group]
Mao Mao!
[the black cat fist pumps and stands ups]
Carmen!
[the lady in red gives a sigh of relief as she stands up and joins the rest of the group]
Only two left.
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Charlotte.
Charlotte: Oh, yay!
[Robin gasps, followed by Fox and Wolf gasping]
Chris: Sorry, dude, but the vote stands, it's time for you to go.
Robin: [sighs sadly] I understand.
[at the threshold to the Dock of Shame, Robin stands one last time with Fox and Wolf]
Robin: I'm sorry we have to part, but I wish the both of you the best of luck.
Fox: [sighs] Yeah, just sucks that it came so soon.
Wolf: And I'm curious as to how…
Robin: In any case, I know this sounds corny, but…group hug?
Wolf: Hey, I'm game for it. [wraps his arms around both vulpines]
Robin: Oh, you've got a strong grip…but I appreciate it.
Fox: Yeah…see you then, Robin…
Wolf: Send us a card.
Robin: But of course, cheers, ma' dears. [boards the boat and sets off into the night] Oodle lally, oodle lally, golly what a day…
[Fox and Wolf watch Robin disappear into the night, the latter having his arm around the former's waist while the former makes no rejection to stop him]
(Fade to Credits)