It's Geodude!
We'd put together a potluck for disadvantaged Pokémon in Cerulean City and I'd made a casserole. Well, it's more like enchiladas, but I didn't exactly use many traditional ingredients you would find in enchiladas and I'm trying to be sensitive to cultural appropriation, so I will not call it enchiladas. I'd made a casserole, and off the street comes this Geodude. The Geodude had been coated in a kind of patina, which I thought was odd because I didn't think Geodudes had much copper in them—if any at all—but I could tell that it was weathered and had likely been on the streets for a long time. Poor Geodude.
Anyway, the Geodude made a beeline right for my enchiladas I mean casserole and began tearing into it with its hands, shoveling handful after handful into its mouth. Bits of gummy asphalt had mixed in with my casserole.
"Oh no, oh no, Geodude!" I cried out loud disparagingly.
"Stop…"
The patina-coated Geodude did not heed my warning, continuing to stuff fistfuls of my casserole I mean enchiladas into its rock-inlaid oral cavity, propagating who knows what types of grime into the dish. Pokérus is saliva-borne, and I'm not too sure whether this specific Geodude had gotten its Pokérus vaccines, being a disadvantaged wild Geodude who might not even have the proper papers attesting to its Pokéstatus.
"Geodude, please," I tried again, launching myself towards the starved, patina-clad creature and placing my tentacle on its rock-hard geo-arm. "See…"
All of a sudden, Geodude used defense curl and fell face down into the enchicasserole, beginning to belch and shiver uncontrollably. Jets of undigested casserenchilada mixed with digestive juices spraying back out onto the dish, along with black trails of blood.
There was broccoli in the casserole, and as we all know, broccoli is a grass-type. Geodude therefore has a quadruple weakness to broccoli. It was super effective! Geodude has since passed away, because there were not enough intensive care unit beds left at the Poké-Center, thanks to all of you allowing COVID-19 to spread by failing to respect measures of social distancing. You monsters!