Connor checked his jacket and noticed a tear since the last fight of the Megadroid.
"Aw, jeez." Connor groaned.
"Hurry, Connor!" Faith hollered. "Or you'll be late for work,"
Connor went out the door to meet up with his friends.
"Have a great day, Connor," she said.
"Thanks." Connor spoked.
"Help customers, climb ladders,"
"Bring bacon."
"All that, jizz." Connor began heading out, as Faith giggled.
Midoriya's car then pulled up an imposing, futuristic kind of gate and turned a video screen to reveal a burly guard on the screen.
"Do you have an appointment?" the guard demanded.
"I'm a childhood friend," Midoriya replied. "I just wanted-"
"All visitors are required to make arr-" the guard replied before flinching from something by the camera which then shooed him off.
"Get back, Kevin!" a husky female voice demanded sharply. "Go check zhe electric fence or somezhing! Vhat is it? Who are you? Vhat do you want!"
Midoriya lowered his cool sunglasses to show his eyes to his old friend.
"My God, you've gotten fat..." the voice muttered. "Come in! Come!"
The gates then opened up Midoriya drove himself through the gates up a long driveway to see a tastefully artsy house.
The heroes then came to a living room to see a woman with glasses. "Yes. Things are going quite vell," she said to Midoriya in particular. "My God, no complaints. But, you know, it is not zhe same. Not zhe same at all."
"Weren't you just in the news?" Iida added in. "Some show in Prague?"
"Milan, darling, Milan!" the woman replied. "'Supermodels', HA! Nozhing super about zhem. Spoiled, stupid, leetle stick figures vith poofy lips who only zhink about zhemselves! Feh! I used to design for Gids! But perhaps, you come vith a challenge, eh? I vas surprised to get your call."
"A, I just need a patch job." Midoriya handed the woman Connor's damaged jacket.
"This is megamesh," A frowned. "Outmoded, but very sturdy, and you've torn right zhrough it. Vhat have you ben doing, Connor, Moon-Lighting hero work?"
"Must've happened a long time ago." Connor shrugged.
"I see," A replied knowingly. "Zhis is a hobo suit, you can't be seen in zhis. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago maybe, but now..." she then tossed the jacket into the trashcan.
Connor retrieved his jacket then. "But, A, you designed costumes."
"I never look back, darling," A replied. "It distracts from zhe now. You need a new suit. Zhat much is certain."
"A new suit, where the heck am I gonna get a new-" Connor was about to ask.
"You can't!" A yelled back. "Eet's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me, before I again become sane."
"Wait. You want me to make a suit?" Connor asked in confusion.
"You push too hard, darling," A required. "But I accept! It vill be bold. Dramatic! Heroic!"
"Yeah, something classic," Connor told A. "Like uh, Batman. Oh, he had a great look. Oh, the cape, and the boots-"
"No capes!" A declined right away.
"Isn't that my, decision?" Connor asked.
"Do either of you remember Weatherman?" A prompted. "Tall, storm powers, nice man, good with kids..."
"Listen, A-"
"November, 15th '94,"
A flashback shows Weatherman defeating a villain and changed the missiles launching position, and it launched. And he bowed to his girlfriend.
"all vas vell, anozher day vas saved vhen his caped was grabbed by a henchmen." A henchmen grabbed his cape and gave him a bodyslam.
"Weatherman was not the brightest bulb." Connor giggled.
"Sky Girl! April, 23rd '97,"
Then it shows another flashback where Sky Girl repaired a turbine from a passenger plane.
"cape caught in a jet turbine," As Sky Girl was waving at a passenger, her cape was forcefully removed by the turbine.
"A. You can't just generalize about the-"
Then it shows more flashbacks about Quirkers who had accidents, involving their capes.
"Bomberman: Express Elevator," Where he was snagged trying tom take off. "Rocketman: Snagged on take-off," Where he was swung by a light pole. "Airdive: Swinged by villain!" Where he was swung around, by a giant villain.
"NO CAPES!" she then turned to take her exit, as Yuga and Mineta both thought about those accidents while grabbing their own necks. "Vell, go on. Your new suit vill be finished before your next assignment."
"You know we're hidden from hero work." Connor reminded A, referring to himself and his friends.
"As am I, Connor, yet, here ve are." A replied.
"A, I only need a patch job," Connor said. "For sentimental reasons."
A released a very sharp sigh. "Fine... I vill also fix zhe hobo suit."
"You're the best of the best, A." Mina smiled.
"Yes," A nodded back to her. "I know, darling, I know."
Faith was doing laundry and putting clothes in Connor's closet. Until she noticed a piece of hair from his suit, the phone ringed and Faith was about to answer it, but...
"I got it!" Connor hollered. "I got it! Don't answer it, Faith, I got it!" Connor quietly answered the phone so no one would here him.
"Hello," said Connor.
"We have a new assignment, for you," Malinda told him.
Faith's curiosity kicked in and picked up the phone.
"How soon can you get here?" Malinda asked.
"We'll leave tomorrow morning," he replied.
"See you there,"
"Goodbye." Connor was about to leave his room until Faith appeared in front of him, like a wife spying on her husband.
"Who is that Connor, the uh, office?" Faith questioned looking innocent.
"No. The conference." Connor tried to make an excuse. "Short noticed but, you know uh, duty calls." he left. Leaving Faith to wonder.
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