(A/N: So without further ado, the countries will get themselves in deep shit thanks to three of America's states. Don't forget to request a state and include the info about it and how the character should be described as! Thx, and enjoy!)
If America didn't want to die, he would've laughed to the verge of tears upon seeing the countries' shocked faces. Germany had a face that read, "Holy shit, there are 50 more of them," and France said into the silence, "Ohonhonhon, I see zhat you 'ave been busy, mon cheri? Why, fifty of them? So zhat's where you 'ave been every time you never showed up for minor outings with us."
America blushed and indignantly said, "No, shut up, Francey-pants! Biologically they're not mine, but every time we ratified a state, they just showed up! It's happened ever since Delaware in 1787 all the way to Hawaii in 1959."
Florida added, "Of course, it was different for the original colonies, and those thirteen still get over arguments as to which was the first to actually exist out of all of us. However, they didn't really start noticeably aging until they became part of the modern United States. So it's kinda complicated. We just count it by the order of state ratification."
"But even so, do you know why they even appeared? I've never seen or heard of them before. Surely we would've, if they've been around this whole time?" England asked, looking at America.
"Oh, it's you, England! I've heard all about you from the original thirteen. From what I was told, some have forgiven you but some still want to hang you by your eyebrows and gut you slowly for hurting them." Cali said cheerfully, waving at England. England stiffened up, and a sad and rather depressing look flashed in his eyes before Prussia laughed.
"Ja, vhy haven't ve heard of jou guys I mean, I've been over to Birdie's place before und he never mentioned anything about them!"
"Easy!" Texas answered, "We live in this one, gigantic mansion and we're not as big as you famous countries to be that well known. Uncle Matt visits us from time to time, but neither him nor America really talk about us to you. We have our own separate houses in our respective states, but Dad has the government keep an eye on us just in case. We don't really do anything bad."
America begged to differ. Last time he left them alone, Nevada went crazy with Area 51, Illinois had to pass a law saying it was illegal to have sex with a corpse, (America didn't even ask about that one) and Florida went crazy with her backyard gun ranges, which America didn't get why it was still legal.
America sighed, getting up. "Okay guys, sorry for not mentioning it before, but they exist. But it never crossed the discussion, and Mattie has some as well!"
"One, all of a sudden now you choose to say it was irrelevant when you bring up hamburgers in a discussion about global warming, and two, Matthew has them?!" England asked, and France looked to the blushing nation.
"Is zhat true, mon cher?" France asked.
"Y-Yeah, I do," Canada timidly said, and for once, the nations actually paid attention to him. "There's Quebec, Alberta, Ontario, British Columbia, and more."
"Yup, I've met some of zhem!" Prussia said, laughing. "Man, that was enjoyable. Hey. vhat if ve meet all of jour states, America? I mean, ve've never seen zhem before, ja?"
"Oh yeah, Alaska told Hawaii who told me that Quebec told her that a white-haired man had been hanging around her daddy. She even told me that Ontario had told Alaska that some of them were their 'love-children.' That's you, Prussia?" California asked, flipping her hair over her shoulder. Prussia froze, Canada's face heated up in a blush, and Germany yelled, "VHAT, BRUDER?!"
"U-Uh... well.." Canada said, trying to avoid France's frantic questions and peoples' stares. "I don't think that's exavtly true.."
Prussia tried to hide under the desk, but Germany lifted him up using only one arm, and yelled, "JOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE, BRUDER, UND NOW I FIND OUT ZHAT JOU'VE BEEN PLAYING AROUND DOING THINGS THAT JOU SHOULDN'T?!"
Prussia put his hands up. "Hey, Bruder! Jou know just as well as I do zhat none of zhat could possibly be true! Men can't have children, much less two countries zhat are men!"
Germany sighed, releasing him, and Prussia dropped back down to the ground on his feet, fixing his uniform.
"Vhy are jou still here, Prussia?"
Prussia laughed, a cocky grin on his face. "I'm awesome! I can go anyvhere zhat I vant!"
"Vhatever, just shut up now."
"Anyvays," Gilbert turned back to America, "about meeting zhe rest of jour states... our children, if jou'd prefer that's vhat zhey are."
"They may not be biologically mine, but I still love all of them as if they were. You know that. And," America looked to his right to see Texas grinning up at him, and to his left to see Flo and Cali nodding happily, "... fine, you guys can come over to meet them. But mind you, it'll take more than one day."
The Allies came over, along with Italy, who turned to Germany.
"Veh~~~ Ne, Doitsu, that sounds like lots of fun? Let's go and meet them, can we? Please?" He asked, looking up at the German, who was trying to remain stern and composed.
"Vell..." Germany looked down at the bubbly Italian, and after a few moments of hesitation, he sighed. "Fine. Ve can go over und meet zhem. However, this will be strictly for business and formalities, und do not forget that zhese are... America's states."
"Hey," America said indignantly, "what was that supposed to hint at? I'm freakin' awesome, I'm the hero, after all!"
Italy grinned, clapping his hands. "Yay, Doitsu! This'll be fun, just you wait! We'll have to go pack, now! You'll be going as well, right, Japan?"
The asian nodded, getting out his camera. "This sharr provide the perfect opportunity to take some nice pictures and wirr definitery boost my experience in other curtures. I rook forward to meeting the other forty-seven."
Florida cleared her throat. "Actually," she said, pulling out a clipboard from nowhere. "That won't be necessary. Massachusetts and Vermont already organized the paperwork and I secured all their necessary luggage from their houses with the help of Texas."
"What?" America said, giving her a look of disbelief. "You're telling me that some of your siblings planned this?"
"Yes, we did, pops." Texas said proudly. "After Cali figured out your location, we'd made Mass and Ver organize stuff. Of course they were reluctant at first, but we managed to get Hawaii to work her cuteness magic. And it was no probs in grabbing their stuff. We just had some connections, like Illinois got some of his mafia bros to snag some stuff from Italy's place and New York sent some undercover people in disguise. You know, nothing troubling."
"It pays to have the highest identity theft crisis," Florida said, checking off something on her paper.
"You talk like that is completely normal, aru!" China cried, throwing up his arms. "You send people all around the world just like that, planning something you didn't even know would happen?"
"Of course!" Cali said brightly, getting out her phone again. "Of course, Daddy, you can't refuse now. Hawaii has been dying to see you. Besides, you guys already want to meet us! We just thought we'd save some time by, like, you know, taking care of things beforehand."
That was one of the smartest things America had ever heard her say, not that America would say that to her face, and this was definitely the most spectacular plan she'd put together.
Russia had a "smile" on his face as he came up behind China. "Well then we'd better get going, da?" he said, no purple aura beginning to form yet.
France laughed. "Oh, oui, I'd just love to meet your children, Amerique. We could be zhe best of friends~"
Canada sighed. "France, I don't even think you'd last an hour with them, especially the south. They'll tear you up like a piece of meat of you get on their bad side."
France shut his mouth, pondering Matthew's words with a hint of fear in his eyes. England snickered.
"I wouldn't feel one bit sorry for you if that happened, you bloody frog," he said. France hmphed and turned his back on him, and England threw a book at him rather childishly. "Bloody frog."
"Alright, alright," Florida said "Our rides are here and ready. Nations, follow me!" She stood by the doorway, with Texas next her and California talking to someone on her phone.
"Vermont, like, make sure they're all printed out. You never know when they'll get lost. And if they do, make sure Michigan can monitor them or spot them. You know she has two secured spots throughout the mansion. She can see both sides. And tell the twins to deactivate the deadly deadly systems, but that's what the medical papers are for, and that's Pennsylvania's job to get them secured. Tell Wisconsin to keep the cheese within his floor, and make sure Alaska didn't wander off again. We have to know where she is and what she'd doing at least once a day. Nevada needs to... clean up. Yeah, make sure he isn't off messing with Area 51 stuff or gambling..." she went on and on, and Florida went down her list and checked off numerous things. California hung up, and the Allies and Axis lined up by the door. America went last, groaning.
"If you don't want this, can't you just say no? Aren't you still their parent?" England asked, walking out and seeing a sleek, black limo parked by the curb.
"No, besides, I need to see some of them" America replied, getting in and sitting next to Matthew and him. "And in cases like these, I can't really stop them."
England rolled his eyes. "Whatever. How long do you supposed this shall take? You do realize we just left a World Meeting and now we're travelling to God knows where and our bosses are still unaware?"
From his place up front, Texas said, "No probs, Eyebrows. We've told your bosses. We managed to get them to give you the week off."
"What?! EYEBROWS?" England shouted, turning red with anger. Texas laughed loudly, a lot like America, and Florida smirked silently.
Germany sighed, and Italy smiled all the while. Prussia snorted.
"Kesesesese~" he laughed, draping an arm over Canada's shoulder. "This'll be fun, von't it, Birdie?"
"Since when did you get here, aru?" China asked.
"I've been here zhe whole time!" Prussia said. "Und by zhe vay, how much longer?"
Florida smiled, turning onto a huge, white driveway. "Just in time. We're here." She turned off the engine, and the countries stepped out.
"... Holy shit..." England said, something that rarely happened. Russia's eyes widened, Japan snapped a photo, Germany and Prussia screamed, "VHAT?!" simultaneously, Canada sighed, France's roses fell out of his hands and mouth.
Right in front of them stood a grand, clean mansion that could've been a castle. It was tall, with balconies and verandas built out of it, it had a beautiful garden with a fountain in the front, and you could clearly see it was at the height of modern society. There was a moment of awkward silence before America said, "Oh, you guys haven't burned it down yet."
"... I-It's bigger than some Chinatowns." China stuttered as they began their walk up the marble steps.
"It's not as big as my house, but if it's America's maybe it can be mine, kolkolkol..." Russia said, smiling.
"Veh, look at it, Doitsu! Isn't it so nice and big?" Italy asked, and the German nodded.
"Ja, und how did ve never know it vas even here?" Germany asked.
Texas shrugged. "The gov does a good job of hiding us. I guess."
Florida knocked a few times on the brown door before moments later, a woman a little older than Florida answered. She had brown eyes and hair and was about two inches taller than Florida. She wore a nice green top with no sleeves, and a black pencil skirt that came down to her knees. She wore flats, and greeted them with a small smile, opening the door wider.
"Hello, nations, hey America." she greeted as they filed in, taking in the spacious front hallway with multiple hallways leading off to other places. It even had an elevator, but it was pretty open so you didn't feel isolated anywhere. It was big, but didn't feel strange or uncomfortable, and you couldn't really even get lost.
"Hey, Ver!" Cali said, taking out her phone again. "How's the papers going?"
Vermont sighed and said, "Pennsylvania's working on it, should be done by tomorrow morning or so. Alaska's just up in her room, Michigan said alright and went back to her own stuff, the twins are doing what they can, I think they're below handling the tech stuff there, Nevada said he'll do it when he feels like it, Wisconsin managed to clean up most of the scattered cheese, and Massachusetts and I have gotten their stuff ready."
"Great," Florida said, "why don't you introduce yourself?"
"Oh right," the woman turned to them. "Greetings. I am Vermont, and the 14th state to join the union. Pleasure to meet you. I am also called Ver, short for Veronica M. Jones."
France sidled up to her. "Ohonhonhon, greetings, Veronica~ I am France."
Veronica nodded politely and walked down the hall after saying, "I'm going to the library to see Delaware. The other states still need to be told they've arrived. Bye!"
"Bye!" Florida motioned for them to come into the kitchen, once again a grand space with the modern appliances. They sat around the island.
"Okay, so you've met Vermont, who I'm sure you'll run into later," she said. "Meanwhile, Massachusetts will come down in a bit to show you to your rooms." She held out a key to each of them. "These are the keys, don't lose them. If you do, go to Michigan and she'll unlock it. Or punch the door down. Some warnings to start off. If you run into twins on the way to your room, avoid contact with them. Any dogs roaming around, don't touch. Cheese, don't touch. Poker cards and tokens, don't touch. We'll get to details later. You guys can just wait down here until Mass comes! See ya around!"
Florida left, and there was a period of silence before England asked, "Just how afraid should we be of them, America."
"... In all honesty, I don't know." Was the country's reply.
(A/N: Second chapter down! So Vermont wasn't really as detailed for her intro, but don't worry, cuz they'll run into her again! Pennsylvania had the first hospital, I think, so that's why I chose him/her to handle the hospital paper. Idk whether Penn. is going to be a girl/boy, but tell me what you guys think if you have a preference. So, in the next chapter, the countries' stay officially begins. Don't forget to request a state with details, and don't forget to review and hopefully favorite!
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