Just Super usual Heroes Drabbles

by Jase0901

For superheroes, life just goes a little bit differently. However, they have to deal with small problems as well. Lab accidents, personal style questions, shopping trips, and Tony, who doesn't know when to stop asking questions, as well as Loki, who has to find his footing in Midgard. (It's mostly about Bruce X Tony / Science Bros, but that's not all)

9. Personal question III

Bruce recalled and practiced an old meditation technique before he looked at Tony again: "First of all, you should sleep regularly. Secondly, I don't want to hear any, absolutely none, of your theories."

"Can you at least answer me?" Tony asked, looking at Bruce.

He laughed, "No."

"Please-" whined Tony.

"No, and if you are annoying me, I'll take Dummy and Butterfingers apart," he threatened with a gloomy look.

Tony looked at him scaredly. "You wouldn't!"

"Well, he would," Natasha and Steve said, while Clint muttered something along the lines of "I'll help him if we can avoid these topics."

Tony pouted for a moment until he had an idea.