Anon asked: Azula loves dragons and that's all her five year old mind can focus on. Walking to her room she hears a couple guards talking about how massive their one eyed dragons are and how all the girls love it. She starts informing them about everything she knows about dragons for about an hour. Then before she leaves she realizes that she has never seen a real dragon, but these men each have one. So she asks to see them. She doesn't understand why their faces got so red. So she asks Zuko.
Bruh XD
Poor guards. Imagine just telling some dick jokes to your coworker, and then suddenly not only do you have to listen to a five-year-old telling you all about a subject you don't care about, but you're also worried that your bosses - your rulers - could find out that you're the one who (accidentally) taught their daughter an euphemism for cock, and for riding dick.
...And then you have the seven-year-old prince asking how can he get a dragon that will impress his little sister and you have to keep a straight face XD