AN: Hey y'all!
First off, let me apologize for my lack of posts. I posted the first two chapters of Bad Intentions and saw little activity so I kind of lost interest.
But I have had a flash of motivation so I guess I'll write another chapter for y'all.
Also hit me up with a slash fix for my OC. Gotta be a girl cause Henry is not gay.
Here it be…
"ROOOOAAAAR!" Exclaimed an unknown foe.
I felt like I just got uppercutted by a heavy weight champ and I was seeing stars. Dark spots filled my vision, loud ringing was in my ears, and it took me ten seconds to haul myself up off the ground. The world was spinning, the ground was the sky and the sky was the ground. I reached out in front of me and grabbed on to the first thing I touched until my vision came back to me.
Suddenly I heard a high pitched squeak and something hit me like a huge baseball bat and I went flying for twenty feet until I smacked my back on a tree with my feet on the ground. My head was spinning again and I sat down until I could see what the hell was attacking us.
I saw what could only be described as a large and buff cow standing on its hind legs like a human. Its knees were turned inward and it was covering its crotch for some reason. I felt something in my hand and took a cursory glance at it. There in my hand was a large amount of pubes attached to skin that was gold and bloody along with two large oval stone looking things
I grabbed it's testicles…Whoops.
The bull dropped to a knee and let out a painful moo. I took this opportunity to check on the half goat thing that is Cindy and make sure that she is alive.
"Cinny!" I slurred out loudly. My mouth isn't working right, I probably have a concussion.
A pair of small hands grabbed my shoulders and a voice in front of me said: "Henry we have to get you across the border, it's the only way to surv...i..ve… whatcha got there Henry?"
"I've de-balled him!" I responded dazed.
"Oh… I think I'm going to be sick. You got this right?" She asked as she was walking away.
"I don't fucking know! Where are you going?!" I exclaimed.
"I have got to tell the others about this, they won't believe it!" She said over her shoulder as she walked off up a hill, giggling to herself.
"I don't need you anyway… asshole." I said under my breath.
I threw the large bull testicles at the bull man's head and I charged him. The detached balls hit him on the snout making him lift his head up with a horrified moo. I snapped two hard jabs to its face and sent a right cross through its snout. I ducked under its huge arm as it was heading towards my face trying to counter and I rocketed up with a right uppercut that snapped his head back and it fell forward, resting limply on his chest. I reared back and threw a left hook at his jaw and the bull man was out, collapsing on the forest floor in a heap.
"You poor thing." I stated at the unconscious bull man.
I took the large cows detached balls off the ground and slid them into my back pocket, as a little reminder that there was an actual bull-man and I had accidentally neutered him. I made my way the way Cindy went. Who knows how far this Camp Half-blood was from where we were. This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
I walked up the hill that Cindy had, thinking that there was going to be more forest behind it. Instead there was a camp, much like Cindy described, hidden away by the trees. Loud sounds of metal clanging and children laughing that I hadn't heard before reverberated throughout the camp.
"Ah... the camp." I said to myself.
"What? Why?" I heard Cindy's voice down the hill at a house that was bigger than all the others.
She was sitting down at a table on the deck with a man in a wheelchair, who seemed to be frustrated with her.
I made my way down the hill to see what she was doing, and to yell at her for abandoning me back there. As I got closer I heard what they were talking about.
"He is too dangerous to keep here, did you even think about the campers!" Exclaimed the disabled man.
"Oh come on Chiron, he's a natural fighter he could really help us. Plus he listens to me." She tried to reason with him.
I stopped just before they noticed me standing there and continued eavesdropping, I couldn't shake the feeling that they were talking about yours truly.
"You told me yourself, he is extremely violent and impulsive. What could he contribute to the camp?" He questioned her.
"Well he ripped the nuts off of the minotaur… so… yeah." She stated nonchalantly.
"He killed it by ripping its testicles off? How brutal." The man responded.
There was a collective silence between the two for a fifteen seconds before Cindy broke the silence.
"Well it didn't die immediately, at least I think so. I left him to deal with it so I don't know if it's alive or not." Cindy said to the man.
"Well he knows about killing monsters right?" The man asked.
"No, he knows how to coax them into unconsciousness, he's really good at doing that." Cindy responded.
Another fifteen second silence ensued before Cindy once again broke it.
"He knows how to box, he can knock out just about anything you put in front of him. The boy is built like a brick house, and he has the most intimidating stepfather." She explained to Chiron.
"See, why didn't you just say that, you make having a conversation the most painful thing ever." Chiron retorted.
I decided I had enough of this gossip and advanced toward them. Cindy and the man noticed me and blinked, surprised to say the least.
"Cindy you bitch! You left me! You asshole!" I exclaimed as I marched toward the two.
"Well hey now, you had it handled right? I was just getting out of your way." She tried to reason with me.
"You were cute until you did that… and when you told me that you are half goat." I clapped back at her.
Cindy was visibly disheartened by that comment and was silent.
"Now you," I pointed at the disabled man, "you look like your in charge, can you tell me just what the fuck is going on?" I demanded with my best serious voice.
"Why yes of course my son, you are at a camp for children that are half god and half human, and yes, you are half god and half human, a demigod!" He explained swiftly.
"Ok I can handle that." I said to the old man as I moved to sit down at the table.
I fished the 'Minotaur's' nuts out of my pocket and tossed them on the table before sitting down in the chair across from him. He visibly winced at the grisly item.
"So… did you kill it?" He asked curiously.
"Kill what? The Minotaur? No, but it's not going anywhere." I responded, remembering the beatdown I gave the bull man.
"What do you mean?" Chiron asked me.
"I knocked it out, it's not moving until tomorrow morning." I stated proudly showing them my golden blood covered fists with a large toothy grin.
Chiron looked at Cindy with shock and surprise while Cindy just stared at the Minotaur's nuts on the table. Just then a girl about six inches taller than Cindy climbed the steps of the deck and sat at the table. She had dark hair and wide shoulders along with a resting bitch face.
"Hey Chiron, what's up? You look like you've seen a ghost." said the girl propping her feet up on the table leaning back in the chair.
"Ah, Clarisse. Maybe you would like to show the new camper around." Chiron asked her without looking. He was instead staring at the bull testicles on the table. Clarisse glanced at Cindy and back to Chiron.
"Wait… Cindy's not new, she's a satyr. Where's the young recruit?" Clarisse asked Chiron.
Chiron said nothing, only pointed across the table at me. I was still holding my blood stained fists up with a large smile on my face. Clarisse looked at me then my fists and then my smiling face.
"Chiron, this is a grown ass man… what is he doing here?" She asked seriously.
"My name's Henry and I'm sixteen thank you very much ma'am." I said back to her.
"How are we the same age?" She questioned, genuinely curious.
"That's enough Clarisse now give him the grand tour. He is brand new straight off the streets!" He demanded Clarisse.
"Ugh fine. Come on Henry." Said Clarisse.
"Yes ma'am!" I responded curtly.
AN: sorry guys this one is relatively short but let me know what yall think!
We out.