Time for chapter 7! Now we get into the full details of Veruca's nefarious plot against Candace and Melissa and...the Danville crew finally meets Kim Possible!
(The next morning - Chase house - 6 AM)
The bright yellow-orange glow of the sun rose up in the east, its shining rays reflecting throughout Danville.
In her room, decked out in Dodgers gear, Melissa was swooning to herself as the sun poked at her closed eyes.
"Oh, Milo! Milo...yes, Milo! I will marry you!" she smiled in her sleep, turning her head.
She then kissed something as if it were Milo himself.
"Uh, Melissa..." Milo said, having gotten up before his redhead girlfriend.
Melissa opened her eyes only to find that she was not kissing Milo, but his dachshund/retriever mix dog Diogee. She was holding Diogee in her hands, who then gave a little bark and licked her.
"Aw, Diogee! I love you too, but you need to go home..." Melissa gushed, stroking Diogee's fur.
"Silly dog! You're not supposed to be in Melissa's room!" Milo added, sending Diogee home, Melissa's leftover lipstick from last night still on Diogee's nose.
"You and I both need a shower after that one, Milo..." Melissa scoffed.
"Ditto, Melissa...the thought of us kissing on the football field this fall should get the memory of you kissing Diogee out of our heads."
Melissa giggled, holding Milo. "It should. Could be worse..."
"How so?"
"Meh...could be my cousin Candace ending up kissing Perry right about now."
(Flynn-Fletcher House - 6 AM)
Candace Flynn was dreaming of kissing her boyfriend, Jeremy Johnson, when she woke up and found that she was not kissing Jeremy...but instead was kissing a familiar green monotreme - the family's pet platypus, Perry. Holding Perry in her hands, the platypus then made a loud chittering noise
Her eyes widened in shock as she saw what was left of her lipstick from last night on Perry's duckbill.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Her screams echoed through the neighborhood. Thousands of birds flew off into the air, car alarms blared and many dogs barked as Candace's screams continued.
"Ewww...Perry!" she shouted out loud through her room, getting out of her bed and spitting out whatever evidence there was of her kissing Perry. She also tried to scrape her tongue clean of any platypus germs.
She then yelled in front of his face as she opened the door to the hallway. "Perry, you're not supposed to be in my room! Now because of you, I am totally sick of and grossed out at your total blandness!" Perry chittered again as the two of them reached Phineas and Ferb's room.
"This is where you belong, Perry, where your total uncoolness will never touch me or my room again!" Candace scolded as she knocked on the door to her brothers' room.
The door slowly opened and Phineas stood in his pajamas at the entrance.
"What's up, sis?" he asked with a bright, cheerful smile on his face.
"Phineas..." Candace grunted, holding Perry in front of Phineas's face, disgusted at the accidental contact she had with the platypus. "Your little platypus came into my room in the middle of the night and now because of it, I'm contaminated by Perry's total uncoolness!"
Phineas took in his favorite pet and replied "Aw, Candace! Perry just loves having attention around him, even though he doesn't do much."
"Arrgh...I'm gonna take a shower to get the platypus off me!" Candace snapped and glared at her brothers. "And if you and Ferb try anything while I'm trying to cheerlead, you're gonna be so busted!"
"But what we're doing is summer fun!" Phineas explained, holding Perry.
"Then I'm gonna tell mom!"
"Tell mom what?" Phineas asked with a hint of confusion in his voice.
Candace grunted in total frustration, closing her mouth. "I'm just gonna take a shower. The thought of me and Jeremy kissing on the football field should be more than enough to wipe away the image of kissing a disgusting animal on the lips..."
(Back with Milo and Melissa - 6:30 AM)
After Milo and Melissa took their showers, they got dressed as a familiar smell attracted their attention.
"Are those pancakes I smell?" Melissa giggled in delight.
Milo grinned, "I hope they have strawberries too!"
Melissa smirked as she challenged her boyfriend "Race ya downstairs!"
Milo laughed, "You're on!"
The two of them raced out of Melissa's room and went downstairs, seeing which of them will arrive to breakfast first...that is, until Milo somehow tripped on Diogee.
"Murphy's law struck again, Milo?" Melissa asked as she helped her boyfriend up.
"Murphy's law...and Diogee," Milo smirked, pecking Melissa on the cheek before turning to Diogee. "Diogee, you should really go home," Milo said, sending Diogee home again.
Mrs. Chase giggled "Oh, you crazy lovebirds! Now, Melissa...I'm trusting you to keep your cousin Candace in check. You know how she is about her brothers," she warned.
"I know, mom. I'll keep Candace off her busting kick. Plus, I'll have Milo to hold things together. You know how much this means to both me and her."
"I know, my Little Spark. Just be careful, you two. Veruca's still at large...who knows what kind of tricks she has in her arsenal..." Mrs. Chase warned.
Outside the Chase and Flynn-Fletcher houses, insect-like creatures focused their eyes on the exteriors of the houses. But these weren't ordinary bugs...
...they were mechanical in every respect. They were mechanical flies, the same ones used by Veruca to spy on Kim and Monique last night.
Veruca snarled with a laugh from her penthouse as she pet one of her Siamese cats with a diamond collar around the neck.
"So...this is where Melissa and Candace live..." she inquired with a slight chuckle, turning to one of her servants, who wore a 53 on his uniform.
Servant 53 bowed before the peanut heiress and replied "Oh yes, Goddess Princess Veruca, those are the places!"
"Good! Veruca sneered, rubbing her hands together. She then grabbed an ECM-51 microphone, much like the one used on 'Match Game', and announced through the PA system with a single clap of her hands to begin her proclamation. "Servants, be gone! I must speak with Rebecca for this all-important plan!"
The servant bowed again and instructed all the others as well as the butlers to leave Veruca's presence for the time being.
Once she was alone in the room, Veruca turned on her laptop and clicked on the chatbox with Rebecca's picture.
Across town, Rebecca got into her room with a cup of Bavarian Mocha in her hand. She sat down at her makeup table and saw that Veruca was online, ready to chat with her. Curiously, she clicked on it.
"Good morning, Rebecca..." the peanut debutant smiled smugly. "I finally set up a plan to take down Candace and Melissa!"
Rebecca snickered, setting aside her coffee. "Tell me everything! Omit no detail whatsoever!"
And thusly, the two villainous cheerleaders began to discuss their evil plot.
Back in Middleton, Kim, Bonnie and Monique were already dressed for the babysitting job in Danville.
"Oh girl, look at you!" Monique gasped in awe at Kim's outfit.
"Yeah, K! You look totes fab!" Bonnie remarked, trying her hand at Monique-speak. The girls looked at the outfit Kim was wearing. Kim had on an ocean blue tank top bearing her midriff and a pair of $150 jeans from Club Banana. To top everything off, she had diamond studded gold bangles on both sides with matching gold hoop earrings alongside a silver chain bracelet that sparkled in the Gulf Coast sunlight. She was also wearing emerald green three-inch high heels to compliment her emerald eyes and her hair was crimped and curled.
"Thanks, girls! You two look spankin' too!" Kim commented with a smile. Monique was sporting a pink top and blue jeans with her hair in a ponytail and she was wearing a pair of red flats. Bonnie on the other hand was wearing a strapless purple tank top and teal skirt with matching teal three-inch high heels and her hair was curled.
"Ohh, thanks Kim!" Bonnie exclaimed.
"Come on, K! You and I gotta get our cheer uniforms and head off to Danville!" Bonnie insisted with a gleeful smile.
A few minutes later, Kim and Bonnie had their cheer uniforms in hand. As they were coming down the stairs, Kim asked with wonder "Where's mom and dad?"
Bonnie shrugged her shoulders "Probably getting ready for that Middleton Car Show..."
"Yeah, it'll be a complete escape from the Tweebs, at least...considering what they did to my clothes...and at the worst possible time to boot..."
"We know, Kim," Monique said, laying a hand on Kim's shoulder as Kim turned her head to the hallway when the girls heard a familiar voice.
"Hey, Kimmie-cub! Dig my new clothes!" the voice echoed behind her.
Kim, Bonnie and Monique turned around and gasped in utter shock.
"Oh no...please not this, dad!" Kim pleaded.
"This is a level 10 fashion disaster!" Bonnie covered her head.
Monique screamed and pointed "This is without a doubt the absolute worst fashion disaster I've ever seen!"
The girls observed what James was wearing and it was indeed an utter shock.
He was wearing a sleeveless wifebeater shirt, gold chains over his neck and was wearing a pair of extremely baggy jeans being held up with a belt. Most embarrassing of all was that he was holding up a fake gold clock that read 'DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE'.
"So, how do you dig, girls?" James asked, as if attempting to talk like a rapper from the late 80s.
"Uh, dad..." Kim asked with anxiety in her voice. "What are those...threads for?"
James, looking at his eldest daughter's humiliated look, decided to simplify the talk and replied "Kimmie-cub, this is for the rap skit that we Middleton parents are doing today for the car show!"
"Rap skits?" Bonnie scoffed. "Didn't those go out of style when Marc Summers signed off of 'Double Dare'?"
"Ummm...girls...you didn't notice all the big 'bling' about the evils of drinking and driving?" James asked unsurprisingly, pointing out his DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE gold chain.
"Ohhh...THAT type of rap skit..." Monique clarified with a grin. She then added "Normally, I don't see a problem with it..."
Kim breathed a sigh of relief "Well, as long as mom and the Tweebs are watching from a safe distance, it'll be no big."
James chuckled, folding his arms "Whoever said your mother ISN'T participating in the show?"
Kim gasped "Oh no, Dad, you don't mean..." but James pointed from behind them.
The smiles vanished from the girls' faces when Dr. Ann came up from behind.
"Kimmie!" Ann shouted, hugging her daughter.
Ann was wearing the same white wifebeater that her husband was wearing covered with a few long gold chains and a do-rag accompanied with her red hair. However, she was wearing adult size Club Banana jeans as opposed to the baggy jeans her husband had on. She was also holding a pair of microphones in her hands.
Kim looked on in disgust, grabbing Monique and Bonnie's hands. "I so don't want them testing their routine on us! Mom, Dad...Monique, Bonnie and I need to finish getting ready for our trip to Danville..."
James chuckled "Say no more, Kimmie-cub! I know how you girls are...your mom's the same way."
Kim breathed a sigh of relief before turning to Monique and Bonnie with a whisper "Bonnie, Monique...bathroom...now!"
"You got it, K!" Bonnie replied.
"Okay, sister..." Monique replied nervously as the trio crept back upstairs to the bathroom.
"Monique, quick! Lock the door!" Bonnie insisted and the fashionista of Middleton High did so in no time flat.
"I'm with ya, girlfriend!" Monique agreed. "If it was anything like last year's parental rap skit, it was going to be the worst performance ever!"
A horrible dread came across Kim's face. "I gotta get the image of my parents as rappers out of my head, like, NOW!" She took a nearby bottle of Club Banana Teen Spirit shampoo and squirted it into the tub.
"Me too!" Monique and Bonnie replied.
The girls waited a few minutes until the tub filled up to the stopper and they kneeled down to the base of it.
"Ready for this mind bleach, girls?" Kim asked.
Monique said, "Whenever you are, girlfriend!"
"And we gotta get our hair done after this one!" Bonnie added in.
Kim nodded as the trio dunked their hair into the soapy water, trying to clear their heads of the disturbing images of the Dr.s Possible as rappers.
After the first dunk, Kim and Bonnie's hair were in a mess, drenched and covered with soap suds...but now smelling like tangerine and pineapple.
"Is...is that enough, K?" Bonnie asked.
"Or do we need another one?" Monique added in, her black hair covered in water and soap.
"Another dunk should do it!" Kim answered and the trio took another dunk in the bathtub.
(20 minutes later)
James knocked on the door to the bathroom, still in his rap attire.
"Oh, Kimmie-cub! You, Bonnie and Monique still in there? We're gonna head on out in 10 minutes!"
Kim replied from the bathroom "We're coming right out, dad!"
Kim opened the door, her hair back to normal and a smile on her face "Hey, dad!"
"Kimmie-cub, your stuff isn't going to go into the car by osmosis..." James said with a look of impatience on his face. "And why were the 3 of you in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes?"
"You know us girls, Mr. Dr. Possible! We had to get our hair done!" Bonnie replied with a giggle as she and Monique came out behind Kim.
"Ohhh...understood, girls!" James said with a smile. "Well, as I said...can you bring your stuff down?"
"Sure thing, dad!" Kim replied as she headed up to her room with Monique and Bonnie. Once upstairs, she grabbed her Club Banana handbag with her Kimmunicator inside.
"Kim..." Monique chimed in.
"You forgetting something there, K?" Bonnie asked, pointing to a pair of familiar instruments in Kim's room.
The redhead turned around and gasped in amazement. "Oh! Almost forgot my harmonica and my guitar! Thanks, girls!"
Kim grabbed her harmonica and put it in her handbag, then grabbed her guitar case (her guitar already inside) as the trio headed out.
(5 minutes later)
The entirety of the Possible family was assembled in the driveway of the house. Ann was already in the family car. Outside, Kim, Monique and Bonnie put their bags in the trunk and went into the back seat of Ann's car.
"James, are the twins strapped in?" Ann asked, making sure the family is accounted for.
Mr. Dr. Possible looked towards the Chevy Suburban SUV he usually takes to work and saw Jim and Tim were buckled in.
"Yes they are, dear!" James said, pointing to both Jim and Tim being buckled in. "Oh, and I'll follow behind to make sure we don't get lost!"
"Okay, sweetie!" Ann giggled as she got into the driver's seat and turned the engine on.
Kim, who was sitting on the passenger's side, glared at her brothers and muttered angrily "You tweebs are so grounded if you get dad in trouble!"
Seeing that Kim was still in 'insane sister mode', Jim and Tim flinched in horror. Monique and Bonnie, on the other hand, held Kim back from a full assault on her twin brothers.
"Take it easy, K..." Bonnie said, placing a hand on Kim's right shoulder.
Monique replied "Yeah. Forget about the Frankenstein Monster Tweebs and just focus on getting these new girls on the squad."
"You're right, girls..." Kim sighed. "I just know that it's gonna put a lot of stress on me..."
"Relax, K!" Bonnie grinned. "What could go wrong?"
Kim snarled like an enraged lioness and turned her back away from the Tweebs as the engine from James' SUV started up. The two cars pulled out of the driveway and set off for Danville.
"First thing's first...we gotta pick up Ron!"
Little did they know one nefarious cheerleader was spying on them.
Across the street from the Possible residence was Devilla Jones, one of Veruca's most trusted commanders. Devilla stood on the balcony on the second floor that was a part of her room, holding a pair of binoculars.
"Looks like Kimberly Ann is heading off to Danville..." She had overheard every single word because of how close her house is to Kim's. "I gotta tell Rebecca about this!" Devilla exclaimed, flipping out her indigo cell phone and dialing Rebecca's number.
(West Middleton)
Rebecca smiled as she and Veruca concluded their conversation.
"Now, do you get what we have discussed?" the seething Salt asked with a treacherous grin on her face.
Rebecca chuckled, "Of course! Candace and Melissa won't know what hit them! Although...I am concerned about Candace's brothers and Melissa's boyfriend. You did say Milo has Extreme Hereditary Murphy's Law Syndrome..."
Looking back on this caused some concern for Veruca. "I did say that, didn't I? With Milo in play, anything we plan will just blow up in our faces in his presence."
Veruca thought it over for a bit, then snapped her fingers. "I got it! How about I send you in to seduce Milo? Test his loyalty to Melissa..."
"Me?"
"I'd do it myself, but I'm in lockup right now. Besides, you're the 2nd hottest cheerleader on the squad. If anyone can get that cursed kid away from Melissa, it's you! As for those brothers of Candace's...I have an alternate plan for those two. I'll check back in a day or two, I want to know how the plan is progressing..." Veruca demanded and seethed. "And I want NO MISTAKES!"
"Understood..." Rebecca replied. Before she could finish her sentence, her phone rang. "Hang on, I gotta take this," She got her phone from her desk.
"Okay!" Veruca smiled then clapped her hands to call for one of her servants
Rebecca said through her cell phone, "Hello?" She had also put it on speaker so that Veruca could listen in.
"Hey Rebecca!" Devilla replied "All I can say is Kimberly Ann is on her way to Danville as we speak..."
Veruca was about to receive her money to pet when she heard this. "Servant, put it away for now!" She turned to Rebecca. "Go now and put Operation DANVILLE into action! Veruca OUT!" She pressed a button to end the chat.
Rebecca smiled and replied, "So it begins...Melissa and Candace will soon know the true pain of trifling with the Mean Middleton Posse..." she made two fists and pounded a pair of photos on her desk.
Those photos...were printouts of Melissa and Candace.
Now to see which is stronger - Murphy's law or Veruca's hatred. We'll begin that conflict next time and remember...
IT'S MILO'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!