Chapter 2: Sirena, the Maneater Housewife
As the next day dawned in the house of William Turner Jr. IV, the young marine biologist and general marine scientist slowly woke up in his bed, and was met with the sight of his very beautiful mutated Mega Bullshark wife sleeping peacefully.
The man smiled as he kissed her on the forehead before he slowly got out of bed and started to make coffee and espresso in his personal espresso machine. And after that he started pulling out some fresh shrimp, seasonings, cheese, grits and other such ingredients and a few other food items—most notably a box of Captain Crusty's Frosted Flakes cereal, eggs, milk and week old French bread—before he proceeded to start cooking.
After a short while, the shrimp was in the oven, and the smell was strong enough to rouse Sirena from her slumber. Once it registered in her brain, she groggily got out of bed and made her way to the kitchen.
"Mornin'." She yawned, one of the shoulder straps of her nightgown rolling down her arm and just barely showing some of her breasts.
"Good morning, sweetie." Will smiled as he hugged her and kissed her forehead while he cooked. The shark woman then sat at the counter and picked up a remote before she used it to turn on a small TV that was in the corner.
"This is Paul Aberham from Port Poseidon News, here in Port Clovis. I'm coming to you live with news that the Maneater of Port Clovis has escaped." A caucasian man with brown hair said as he stood in front of Sapphire Bay. He also had a black shirt and a pair of blue jeans with some simple white sneakers on.
"Huh?" Sirena uttered as she looked at the TV.
"How did they figure out you escaped?" The brunette questioned as he continued cooking by seasoning his shrimp with Pirate Bite season blend.
"The area's multitude of Shark Hunters and the local coast guard determined that the massive beast is still alive because after the explosion that destroyed the ship of one Pierre "Scaly Pete" LeBlanc did not destroy the shark, which is supported by a lack of remains."
Paul stated. "This is unlike in the case of Scaly Pete, who died after being destroyed by said explosion, his remains are being retrieved as we speak." He continued.
Both William and Sirena frowned slightly at the mention of Pete's name. The former was glad the man's remains we're being retrieved, if only a bit. The latter of the two, however, was indifferent about it. Retrieved or not, at least he was dead for what he did to her.
"After the explosion occurred, a large piece of debris destroyed a main section of the anti-entrance barrier around Port Clovis. This has caused many species of animals to leave the area, and it is thought to be the same with the Maneater." The reporter continued. "At this time it is unknown as to the whereabouts of the Maneater, or to which direction it would have been headed." He added. "As such, authorities have advised those in the coastal areas around Port Clovis and beyond to stay away from the ocean until the creature's status can be determined."
"Oh dear…" William sighed as he sat next to his wife. "We'll have to be careful for the time being." He told her.
"Unfortunately…" The blue haired woman sighed in dismay as she was handed a cup of espresso which looked oddly like… "How the hell did you figure out how to make an espresso foam version of the JAWS cover image?" She questioned.
"To be honest, I have no idea." The man shrugged. "I just started toying around with the foam one day and made it. Then I started practicing it, and there you go." He continued.
"Well, it's definitely impressi—WOW this is good." She said as she took a sip of her espresso, very surprised by the taste.
"You like it? It's a mix of Jamaican, Italian and Cuban blends that I get custom ground from a local business here." Will told her. "And the foods ready." He smiled as he set out said breakfast. "Now Mrs. Turner, I give you your breakfast of Captain Crusty's Frosted Flakes crusted French Toast, Shrimp and grits, bacon, eggs, and—a mandatory part of any Key West or Port Poseidon meal—a slice of Key Lime pie." He told her.
"Oh this looks so delicious." Sirena sighed in delight as she looked over her breakfast for the day. "You know how to make a lady feel welcome." She added with a smile as she ate some of the French toast.
"Well, I do wanna try and make things better for you." He told her. "After all, you've been through too much already." He added, kissing her forehead.
"Thanks, hon." The sea wolf smiled as she continued eating.
(Elsewhere)
Meanwhile in New York, under the sewers of the Big Apple, was a lair. A lair of four shelled mutant reptiles known as turtles—terrapins—to be exact. Each of them having clearly oriental weapons and different colored headbands of Blue, Red, Purple and Orange. In this lair was also a man in his twenties and a woman of a similar age, as well as a old mutant rat dressed in Japanese robes.
The lair itself looked like a cross of Japanese traditions with tatami mats and sheeted doors, with a modern family home, which included a large wall of TVs.
Right now the four Turtles were watching a recorded tape of the season finale of Maneater, each having snacks and popcorn in hand and sharing it with their two human friends. The rat, however, did not seem interested—in the snacks at least.
"Man, look at that shark go." The orange masked turtle said as he ate some chips while the TV showed the Maneater attacking a bounty hunter boat.
"Serves them right for trying to take on a freakin Mega Shark." The red masked one stated.
"Yeah, Raph, even I'm not crazy enough to go toe to toe with something like that." The man nodded.
"I'm personally more worried about the impact that Pete had on the environment there in Sapphire Bay, poisoning it and all." Stated the purple masked turtle.
"All that marine life, suffering because of one man…" The blue masked turtle sighed in dismay.
"It is detestable, Leonardo, you are right." The rat nodded. "But we must not forget that revenge can poison even the best of hearts." He added.
"Uh, no offense Master splinter, but I think the only poisoning that guy's doing is to the animals." Raph notes, right as the shark grabbed a torpedo in its teeth and sent it right back at Pete.
"We all know how poisoned this shark was." A redheaded woman muttered. It was then that the final shot occurred and the explosion ripped across the screen. "And after all that, revenge did nothing but doom them both." She sighed.
"Indeed, Miss O'Neill." Splinter nodded, the hokey man however, seemed to have another take.
"Eh I wouldn't say it doomed both of em, you guys." He spoke up. This caused everyone in the room to look at him in confusion.
"Why do you say that, Casey?" April questioned with a raised eyebrow. The man's only response was to pull up the news article about the Maneater.
"Saw this on the way over here, plus, look at the playback of the explosion." Casey states, causing the group to look at the screen closely and notice a large dark blip swimming away from the wreckage as soon as the grid went down.
"Uh, you don't think…" The orange mashed turtle trailed off with a gulp.
"I don't even wanna think about it, Mikey." The purple masked turtle shuddered.
"None of us do, Donnie, none of us do." Leo nodded in agreement.
(Elsewhere)
Meanwhile back at the home of the happy couple of William and Sirena Turner, the two had just finished their breakfast and now Sirena was in the bathroom cleaning herself up and brushing her teeth while Will was out getting her some clothes.
Dressed only in a fluffy white robe, the shark woman laid down on the couch after freshening up and proceeded to snack lightly on a fruit salad and yogurt that Will left her, with a Jeffery Morgenthaler recipe Gin Gimlet as a drink.
As she was eating, the home phone suddenly rang. Jumping at the sudden noise, she got up and picked the phone up to get a look at the caller ID.
"Mom? Ohh jeez." The shark woman said tensely as she agonized about answering it or not as the machine continued to ring. Taking a deep breath, she hesitantly pressed the answer button.
"Hello? Will, are you there dear?" The sound of a prim and proper, yet very motherly sounding voice came from the other side of the line. It also had a bit of a 'posh' British accent, though that was only to the discerning ear.
"Um… not exactly." Sirena replied awkwardly, getting some silence for a bit before…
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!" The woman yelled, causing the poor mutant to jump in surprise and slight fright.
"Ow, ears…" Sirena groaned in pain.
"I swear, if my William had a one night stand, I'll-!" The Turner matriarch ranted before the shark woman cut her off.
"Do you mind? I can't hear myself think." She hissed, which got her a few moments of silence. "Thank you… Now, you're Mrs. Turner, right?" She questioned, still rubbing her ear.
"That's right. Who are you, and where's my son?" The woman asked. "Oh, and call me Martha." She added.
"Well, Martha, my name is Sirena and I'm your son's… Well, his fiancé." Sirena told her as she scooped up some yogurt with a piece of honey dew melon and ate it as "Golden Girls" played in the background. "And as for where Will is… Huh, he actually didn't say where he was going right now." She continued.
"... When and how did you become his fiancé, Sirena?" Martha questioned. That caused the shark woman to gulp slightly.
"Before I tell you, promise you won't get mad?" She asked.
"Um… okay?" The woman replied in confusion.
"You see, Will, he bought me at an auction in a Caribbean island town known as Smugglers Cove. A Pirate hotspot." Sirena explained. "And to keep me from getting scooped up by some sleeze bag, he paid thirty grand for me." She added.
"... I want to be mad at little Willy for buying someone, but I know for a fact that he's not the type of person to treat people like objects." Martha said with a sigh, and Sirena was pretty sure she was rubbing her temples, too.
"Oh he's been absolutely amazing to me. You really raised him well." The woman nodded as she sipped her cocktail. "... Say Martha, if you don't mind me asking, where are you?" She asked.
"In my own home in England with Will's father." The mother explained. "Why do you ask?" She questioned.
"Oh no particular reason, just wanted to know so that I know where I'll need to travel so I can meet my mother-in-law." Sirena grinned as she crossed her legs sexily and leaned back, her ample bosom jiggling as she did so.
"Well, you certainly sound like the type of girl I'd enjoy hanging around." Martha chuckled. "When William gets back, tell him I called and to call me back." She added.
"Will do." Sirena punned with a giant grin, getting a bark of laughter from her in-law.
"Good one!" She chortled before ending the call. The blue haired woman smiled as she sipped her drink and popped a couple grapes into her mouth… only for her stomach to growl again and tell her it was craving another slice of Key Lime pie to go with what she had.
"... Wow, this mutation has really left me with a sweet tooth, hasn't it?" She questioned as she got back up, empty sour coup in hand so she could make herself a different drink this time around…
(Elsewhere)
Meanwhile with Will, he was walking out of his personal tailor and usual clothing stores with various clothes which he had altered so they would fit Sirena. Including several bras and panties that could fit her figure, the bras in particular earned him a few raised eyebrows from the female cashiers who asked him if what he saw was real or just excellent padding.
He of course assured them that Sirena's G-cup knockers were indeed very real.
They were still a bit skeptical, but decided to let it go since it was too much of a headache to think about. William was able to leave without incident after that, and it was a quiet drive home, too.
As he drove home, the marine biologist then made a call to his partner from the National Geographic, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet documentary circuit: Trip Westhaven, the narrator from Maneater.
"Trip! Hey, you up?" The man questioned as he hooked his phone to his car speakers.
"Will? Hey!" The nature show narrator responded. "I wasn't expecting you to call. What's up?" He asked.
"Oh nothing big, just that I think I just had an idea for a new show pitch to give to the networks." The marine scientist stated.
"Really? What's it called?" Trip asked curiously.
"Maneater: Aftermath. It's an interview show that takes place in the aftermath of the original Maneater series." Will explained.
"That sounds like it's gonna be a serious hot water bath, Will, you sure you wanna do that?" The man questioned.
"I mean, it's worth a shot isn't it?" Will responded.
"True… How'd you come up with this idea anyway?" Trip asked.
"Oh, my fiancé suggested it to me." The Marine scientist said. "Don't ask." He added.
"Okay, what about that book you've been working on? How's it going?" The narrator asked.
"It's coming along, Trip. It's coming along." Will responded as he continued driving.
(Elsewhere)
Meanwhile back at Will's house, Sirena was still waiting for him, but this time while the TV was in commercial break, she decided to use her husband's laptop to look at things, and with two cocktails in her. Her slightly tipsy mind drew her to one thing: educating herself on bedroom techniques with porn.
So, here she was. Looking at several various sex positions to use with Will. This, however also had the added effect of making her feel very horny, and in an attempt to try and relieve herself, she started fingering herself while watching a girl and her boyfriend fuck the girl's stepmom.
'Hm… I wonder if I can find some other girls to share Will with…' She mused, her mind going down an erotic path. 'Yeah, a harem would be really hot, and really fun.' She nodded as she squeezed her right breast and shoved her fingers deep into her pussy, which caused her to cum at the same time as the people on screen.
This was what William was greeted with when he walked in the door: His wife basking in the afterglow of her first climax.
"Honey, I'm home." He said, causing the shark woman to tense up as she breathed heavily from her orgasm.
"... This isn't what it looks like!" She squeaked.
"Yes it is." The man said flatly. He then set the bags he had down and walked over to her, and kneeled in front of her and spread her legs open before shoving his face into her womanhood.
"Ah!" Sirena gasped, her hands holding her lover's head where it was. "Darling! Oh please! Not so rough!" She moaned in bliss as her body went crazy with pleasure due to her still being sensitive.
William just kept on licking, his tongue managing to graze her clit in the process. After hitting her g-spot, though, she came hard. When her juices flooded his mouth, he noted that she tasted like sea salt taffy almost, which didn't surprise him.
"Mmmm, you're delicious." The man said as he got on top of her and kissed her, rolling her robe off her shoulders and caressing her body in a very lover-like manner. "I love you." He told her, his voice passionate and sincere.
"I love you, too." Sirena replied, her hands going under his shirt to run along his torso. It felt like he had the right amount of muscle on him befitting a swimmer.
Will licked and kissed her neck before he started sucking on it slowly and softly, causing a large hickey to be formed.
Sirena took her mate's shirt off, and she couldn't help but lick her lips as she drank in his body. He looked like he was chiseled from marble. Just the way she liked it.
"Would you like to take this to the bedroom, Sirena?" The man asked as he picked his lovely wife up in a bridal hold.
"I think that sounds like a perfect idea, Will." She smiled back as she leaned up to his ear. "Because I'm sure Martha will love to hear that she's going to have some cute little grandchildren to spoil in a few months." She purred. That caused a record to get scratched in Will's head.
"She called?" He asked with wide eyes.
"Yep. I explained everything except me being a mutant to her." She nodded. "She wants you to call her back, by the way." She added.
"Well, I guess that'll have to wait until we're done, doesn't it?" He told her. Sirena smiled as she pecked him on the nose.
"Yep." She smiled as he carried her to their bedroom. That afternoon, not many people know where all the moaning and screaming came from.
Dragon Emperor0: Tune in next chapter if you wanna see the movie we just teased here. Or don't, if you're not in the mood for a lemon that day.
ThermalsniperN7: Anyway, the Turtle gang is now aware of Sirena fleeing Port Clovis. It's a matter of time before they figure out where she went. And apparently our local sea wolf gal had a chat with her in-law.
Dragon Emperor0: Who lives in England, apparently. That's definitely something interesting to note. Now, keep an eye out for next chapter when we have Sirena meet Trip and Will and Trip will try to pitch their show idea to their producers.
ThermalsniperN7: If I know Trip well enough, he's gonna flip out the second he sees Sirena before collecting himself. Not sure how the show idea is gonna go, but that's the beauty of not knowing, I guess. Anyway, see you next time.