Awesome of Zelda: Marjorine's mask chaptar 2!
Disclaimer: Nintedo is the person that made zelda, not I who is Nonbedno!
Link runned cleverly down the dungeon, a gigant big skulltula webbed down on a web string, and skulled at link, so link spat a deku seed in it's facehole, and it ded. Link then ran up a thing that was some stairs, and ran through a door and there was an old fellow with a big giant enormous immense epic really big telescope, tat he was using to look at the moon.
"THE MOON IS CRYING! IT IS SAD! WHY ARE YOU SAD MISTER MOON?!" the old fellow dropped to his knees and cried at the sky.
"Becuase an evil diety is making me crash to the earth in three days!" replied the moon. It was probably loud enough to be in all caps but it was really far away and this story is third pearson from link's perspective so they didn't hear it supper loud but kind of normal volume but link knew that the moon was yelling anyway.
"Oh! I guess that's a really gud reason to be sad!" said the old fellow sadly, "if that happens everyone on the entire planet will be decimated! There will be only exactly ten percent of us left, and then those people will freeze to death due to the ash storms that block out the sun!"
"That's a volcano, there wouldn't be ash but maybe dust," Link ponted out.
"oh, right." Said the old fellow oldly. Then he strated crying because everyone was gonna die.
"EVVVERONES GONA DIE!11 I DON'T WANNA DIE!" cried the old fellow sadly.
"Don't worry, I'll stop the major'as mask that you don't know exists form killing the world with the moon!" said link as he went outside and got the moon's tear.
"Yay!" said the old fellow. "Thank you, strange little deku i've never seen before!"
"You're welcome," said link as he considered leaping over the outside fence with the force of a thousand leaps, but nah, he needed to get to the skull kid what was apparently on top the clock tower. He had to defeat the majoar skell kid. So link went. He traited the tear of the demon moon for a deku flowery thingy that was close by the clock tower and used it to fly up to the clock tower, but the clock tower asked him nicely to go do some other stuff first. So link went around and tried to learn swordsmaship at the dojo but the dojo master pointed out that link didn't not got no hands a scrubble, so link leviated a swrod with a n invisible hand with his truest soul powers, and started doing the swordsmanship tanning class and defeated all the wooden poles that were foolish enough to think they could defeat him by just standing there. The old swordsman guy gave him a piece of heart as a reard for his awesomeness.
Then the old guy said, "...goodbye ben."
Link looked down sadly and sighed, he went back because the old guy needed to know the truff. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but BEN DROWNED!"
The old fellow looked shocked for a second, but then started to cry saladly. "I guess I knew that, thank you young one." he continued crying for a relly long time.
Then link went unicycling through the town and got some milk from the milk bar, and then went to see the hotel, there was a few people that needed help but it would be easier to help them later when he would go in back time to earlier to help them later. So link waited for 2 more days and leapt to the top of the clokca tower to fite the skull kid mask majora. Majora luaghed meanly, and started a doing the evil dance.
"MwahahaHAHAHAha!" laughed Majora, "I know the secret weakness of truest soul powers! The evil dance!"
"What?! That's just silly," Said link, while juggling his juggling fish just to horse around. But he made himself miss epona by horsing around(Get it? Cuz a horse is a horse but horsing around is being silly? My puns are the epically funny kind! ROFFLAMAOR) and started cring. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOLD EPONA TO A FARM!" link spat a seed at majora, which caused his ocarina to fall and link ran up and got it back and it mutated into bagpipes!. Then the moon came down but link caught it with his head leaf, stopping it. Then he played the song of time and they were past in the back.
The unhappy happy mask salesman taught link the snog of healing. Link palyed it and he turned back into a hooman and his deku face that was a mask fell off and into his hands.
"Thanks, I guess." said link. "I mena I couldve changed back anytime."
"Yes, but now you can change back to a deku any time too by putting on the mask."
"oh ok." said link.
And then link went.