Chapter 14: Failed Reasoning
In Andy's room, Potato Head and Hamm were playing with Andy's new Battleship game. Most of Potato Head's radar board was covered with white miss pieces. And he was down to his last ship. "B3." He declared. "Miss. G6." Hamm declared, wearing Potato Head's bowling hat. Potato Head groaned. "You sunk it! Are you peaking?!" He asked. "Oh, quit your whining. Pay up." Hamm said. Potato Head was about to pull off his left ear. "No, no, not the ear. Give me the nose. Come on." Hamm said. Potato Head pulled off his nose, along with the mustache. "How 'bout 3 out of 5?" Potato Head bargained.
Woody, Harry and the others opened up Sid's window. "Hey guys! Guys! Hey!" Woody called. "Hamm! Potato Head! Over here!" Harry called. Potato Head was about to give Hamm his nose when they both heard the calls. They looked and saw Woody and the others. "Son of a building block! It's Woody! And Harry and the others!" Potato Head said in shock, putting his nose back on. "They're in the psycho's bedroom!" Hamm said. "Ha ha! Hi!" Woody called as he waved. "Everyone, it's Woody!" Hamm called. "Woody?" Bo asked. "You're kidding!" Rex said, popping out of a box. "Woody!" Slinky said with joy.
"We're gonna get out of here, Buzz!" Woody said with joy. "Buzz?" "Where's Buzz?" Ron asked. Buzz was sitting on the floor. He was playing with his arm, flying it like a plane and crashing it like a bomb. Woody and the others stared in shock.
The other toys gathered at the window. "Hey look!" Rex said. "Woody!" Bo called. "Oh boy, am I glad to see you guys!" Woody said. "I knew you'd come back, Woody!" Slinky said. "What're you doing over there?" Bo asked. "It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!" Woody said, tossing the lights. Slinky caught the plug. "I got it, Woody!" He said. "He got it, Woody!" Rex repeated. "Good going, Slink! Now just tie it on to something." Woody instructed. "Wait, wait, wait, wait! I got a better idea. How 'bout we DON'T!" Potato Head said, taking the lights from Slinky. "Hey!" Slinky growled. "Potato Head!" Bo said. "Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you wanna let him back over here?" Potato Head asked. "No, no, no! No, no, no, no! You got it- You got it all wrong, Potato Head. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me." Woody said. "You are a liar!" Potato Head accused. "No, I'm not!" Woody said. "Yeah, we'll prove it, Potato Head!" Harry said. "Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toys that you're- that you're not dead." Woody called to Buzz.
Buzz just sat on the floor, peeling the sticker off his arm and crumpling it. "Just a sec!" Woody called. "Buzz, would you come up here and give me a hand?" He asked. Buzz tossed him his arm. "Well, he gave us a hand." Ron joked. "It's not funny, Ron!" Hermione scolded. Woody just lightly chuckled. "That's very funny, Buzz. THIS IS SERIOUS!" He shouted. "Hey Woody! Where'd you go?" Rex called. "He's lying. Buzz ain't there." Potato Head said. "What do we do now?" Cho asked. Woody looked at Buzz's arm, getting an idea.
"This is pointless." Kaz said. "Oh, be quiet Kaz." Tom said. Woody peaked from the window. "Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?" He said. "Hiya fellas. To Infinity and Beyond!" He said, trying to imitate Buzz's voice while holding his arm up. "Hey! Look, it's Buzz!" Rex said. "They're buying it." Hermione whispered. "Hey Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friend handshake. Give me five, man." Woody said, shaking Buzz's hand and giving it a low five. "Something's screwy here." Hamm muttered. "So, you see we're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?" Woody asked. "You bet. Give me a hug." He had Buzz's arm bring himself in for a hug. "Ha, ha, oh! I love you too."
"See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head." Slinky said. "Wait just a minute. What're you trying to pull?!" Potato Head asked. "Nothing." Woody said, accidently exposing the arm. The toys screamed. Woody saw what he did and quicky hid the arm behind his back. "Not good." Ron said. "Told you so." Kaz said. Rex felt sick and turned away to throw up. "Oh, that is disgusting!" Hamm said. "MURDERER! YOU MUDERING DOG!" Potato Head shouted accusingly. "NO! No, no, no, no! It's not what you think! I swear!" Woody protested. "Save it for the jury! I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, you creep!" Potato Head said, dropping the lights. "No, no, no, no! Don't leave! Don't leave! You got to help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!" Woody cried.
"Come on. Let's get out of here." Potato Head said. "Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over." Hamm said as everyone left the window. "Come back!" Woody cried. Slinky, who stayed longer, walked over to the blinds. "Slink! Slink please! Please, listen to me!" Woody cried. Slinky took one last upset look at Woody and closed the blinds. "No! NO! COME BACK! Slinky!" Woody sobbed. Harry and his friends looked on with sadness in their eyes as Woody slumped over the window as storm clouds started to come in.