Axis Pregnancy: The Start
#3 Feliciano, Lovino and Luciano, Flávio
Title: Pasta, Pasta, Pasta is Baby Food
Date When Baby Comes/Start: Stepmber (Italy's) 30th (Romanos) 31st- June (Italy's) 30th (Romanos) 31st
In this wonderful morning, in Rome, Italy, a man with a strange cruel to his right is reading the morning paper. His tiny hat is slipping off from the side as he reaches over to get his cup of coffee. But felt it light.
"Shit," He spoke out of announces. He walks over to the covers as he sees the coffee bag. Luciano pour it in as he heard footsteps behind him. He slowly pulls out his favorite knife.
"Luc," Luciano turn his back around and threw the knife at his twin brother, Flávio. Gasping as he sees his jacket sleeve is stuck to the wall, "That jacket was a gift from Feliks Łukasiewicz, you idiot bastard!" He yelled at his brother.
"Then don't wear heels when you're coming in here, bitch," Luciano told him. Two more footsteps follow as a cranky Italian walk in.
"I don't need to hear this around seven o'clock in the morning, you 2p bastards," Lovino groan as he walks in the kitchen.
"Sorry," Luciano mumble to him as he smirked under his lips, "That you're lazy as shit." which sent Lovino sent a glare to his boyfriend and Feliciano's.
When the war ended about a year later, Flávio started to have a crush on Lovino Spainder friend, Antonio, as he ends up breaking up with his boyfriend, Alejandro. So he started to date Antonio as he later found out he was cheating on him. Which made him go crying to his brother and the two end up going after the Spainders. Feliciano started to have a crush on Flávio as he also found out that Luciano started to have feelings for him. So they started to date for about a week until they decided to take this slowly. Luciano got a little confused on this, but that's when Feli confess that he doesn't only like Luciano. He also likes Flávio and secretly… his own brother. Luciano fainted for a day as he ends up having more feelings to his 1p lover brother, Lovino. And he also concluded he started to admit that his twin brother could be… hot. That was his terms on his mind and he and Feliciano both confess they like their own brothers. But not just their own brothers, but their opposite brothers as well. Lovino was shocked for a week as Flávio was calling his- and quote- besties about the news.
"We can admit that I'm lazy, but I pick tomatoes in the garden about 24/7, you knife fucker." Luciano gage over the table as Feliciano look at him.
"Are you okay, Luci?" He asked. The 2p Italian growl lowly as he made a glare at him.
"Don't you call me that," He spoke in a dark voice, "But I'm a little hurt but his reply." Feli hugs him tight and told him sweet words in their native tongue. Lovino looks at Flávio, while he started to make some breakfast.
"What do you guys crave for today?" Flávio asks the family.
"Pasta," Feliciano said in his usual happy tone.
"Same, but a little bit of blood sauce," Luciano spoke dully.
"A pregnancy test," Lovino spoke out. The two Italian look over at Lovino with an odd look.
"A what?" Luciano asked.
"A fucken test to see if I'm pregnant or not!" Lovino raises his voice. Feliciano hugs his brother from behind and pets his head.
"Don't be so mad about it if you're going to have a little bambino, Fratello," Felciano said to his twin. The two 2ps look at their 1ps with an idiotic look.
"Is there something I don't know?" Flávio asks a little dark.
"Cause if there is… I think I'm going back to Lutz and his 1p for a month." Feliciano started to cling to his 2p and he cried on his shoulder.
"Don't leave us, Luci! You are everything to me and your brother! Don't leave me like Holy Rome did!" Luciano looks at his lover and sigh. Not wanting to break his heart (Even in front both Romanos) he got up and went to find the keys.
"I'll get the test, be back maybe in an hour or so. You guys can have breakfast without me." And he shut the door behind. The rest of the Italy's just look at the door.
"I wonder what the fuck is wrong with him?" Lovino asked to himself.
"If I had a guess, he must've been too embarrassed about that sex we had about five weeks ago." Flávio pop in.
"I think it must've been that. Just because he saw-" Feliciano started to suggest, but the two Romanos put their thoughts in.
"How does pasta taste with blood?" Lovino asked.
"Uh! Why do you want to try that?!" Flávio asked in a disgusting manner.
"I'm sorry, you want what?" Said the purple haired girl, who is talking to Luciano.
"Just four will do," He replies back.
"No, I mean-" Before she could finish her contests, Abella came down stairs with a box of pregnancy tests and a book.
"Here's your test, and if you do end up pregnant, here's the book. Just to give you heads up on what you should be aware of, what to stay away from, so on and so forth." Luciano took the box and the test and nod his head in thanks.
"Thank you, Abella. And not a thank you to you, Lilica." He glared at the purple haired.
"Not my fault that I started to ignore you because you said you would bring me my blood for the white roses I just got last month." Luciano (try to) slap his hand to his head as an idiotic.
"And I did say I'm sorry! What more did you need?" He asked her. Lilca grin as she places a hand on the box and her grin went to ear to ear.
"Gallons!" She said in a creepy voice. Abella pulls her off and looks at Luciano.
"Give me a call if you're going to stop by and take something of ours again." She told him in an emotionless manner.
"Si, Si," And he left.
He got home and saw Feliciano and Lovino sleeping on Flávio shoulders as the 2p Italian glare at his twin.
"Don't make me baby sit these two again. I just fed the both of them your blood pasta." His brother got the message. Felciano started to mumble in his sleep. They just caught something about, "Grampapa Rome".
Luciano pulls out his phone and looks for something he remembers recording on time. He smirks as he presses "play" on his phone, which was Ludwig yelling for Feliciano to get his little cower butt out of bed. The two 1p's jumped about a foot in the air as they saw Luciano laugh his butt off.
"Oh… That never gets old!" He laughed. Felciano made a pout face at him.
"Not funny, Luciano Vargas!" He raises his voice at him. Lovino rubs his eyes as he caught the site of the tests. Grabbing them, and dragging his twin behind, they went to their bathrooms as Flávio smiled at him.
"So," He started, "Who do you think might be pregnant?"
"I think I need to see if you're pregnant too, same for me. After all, I don't think any of us wore a rubber."
"Rub- never mind." Flávio waves his hand at his brother, getting the message. A few minutes passed as they heard Lovino yelling something in Italian. They both saw him running at them like he's going to kill them. Oh wait, that's what he's going to do.
Feliciano came down and took hold of his brother, but they both fell down. Luckily, the gift from both Japans have given them, they both fell on the pillows on the floor. (If you want to know why they got pillows on the floor, Luciano thought about sleeping on the floor one time and that was from falling down stairs. Broke his clavicula.)
"I'M GOING TO KILL THE BOTH OF YOU FUCKERS!"
"Ve~ Foratolle calm down!" Felciano tries to calm his brother down as the 2ps look at each other.
"One of them is pregnant," Luciano said dully.
"ONE?!" Lovino yelled at him, "ONE OF YOU GOT MY BROTHER PREGNANT TOO!" The two had been toward by Viktor, but never once been toward by Flávio 1p. The two held each other and scream. For two reason because 1: They both don't want to die by Lovino yet and 2: Both 2ps are surprised by the news. Feliciano slaps his brother head and glare at him.
"I. Said. Calm. DOWN!" He raises his voice at his own brother. The 2ps didn't let go of each other and just watch if Lovino gets a smake down by Feli.
"Valenciano," Lovino said his brother northern name but Feli glare hard at him.
"I know you worry about me when I was with Doitsu for a long time, and when he was dating Abella, I got heart broken. But I love her too, and so do you! But she loves Luddy and you finally got over that the fact he and I would be together in the same room. Now that I'm dating my 2p and yours, not to forget YOU," Feliciano face change to a calm look and held his brother's hand, "I think it's time you should be okay with this. I don't tell you and Antonio to get away or say mean things to him,"
"You should because he's a fucken cheater," Flávio mumble under his breath.
"So can you please let this go?" Lovino eyes felt a little watery and he nods his head. They both hug as Luciano just try to figure out what just happen. But he also remembers he should take a test to see if he or Flávio are pregnant. He drags his brother behind and told the 1ps that they will be back. A few minutes later… More yelling came.
"FUCKEN LOVINO AND FELICIANO VARGUS GOT US PREGNANT TOO!" The 1p Italians just look horror at the thought.
"How… The fuck is that posable?" Lovino cuss.
"Best if we asked both Hungary's… both Japans… both Irelands… and both Greenlands." Feliciano said quietly.
"I'M GOING TO BE FAT!" Yelled Flávio, poor guys… everyone hands are full.
I am so sorry I haven't been posting anything lately. And School ends up starting so... yeah. Also, I was having a hard time on thinking who should be the father and such. So I did this... hope you like this!