Allies Pregnancy: The Start

Title: China Baby Town

#6 Yao and Xiao

Date When Baby Comes/Start: August 17th- May 20th

Yao leans his head over the toilet and groan. That will be the last time he'll eat Im Young Soo pizza. No, a better question is why did Yao eat five slices when he felt like crap for four days? Yao groans as he leans his head on the rim.

"Why me, aru?" Yao asked himself. Getting up, Yao went over to the mirror and brush his teeth… But with Xiao… ah.

"Will- Get back here you- Sun and Soo, I told you- LEON!" Xiao was taking care of the rest of the Asian family. Thankfully Kuro and Kiku don't live with them. Their house is full enough with these "children"! Sun and Soo were all over the place, Mei and Ming Yue were pulling each others hair because Ming Yue was being Miss Bitch Queen to Mei, Leon and Tai were using the firecrackers at Xiao. Clearly pissing the 2p China so bad that he could explode already.

"Don't make me pull out the thing," Xiao said… and everyone shut up, "That's more like it…" Xiao mumble to himself.

"Like, why are you so pissy, yo?" Tai asked in his SWAG accent.

"Because Yao is sick and I think it would be best if you all could give each other a break of firecrackers, bitching and complaining, oh and stop trying to grab people from behind~," Xiao glares over the Koreans as Soo chuckled and Sun shrugged.

"Who are you calling "bitching and complaining" here?" Ming Yue asked with her sassy voice.

"The both of you," Xiao said as he sneezed, "Great, now I think I might get sick because I'm around you idiot brats," He mumbled to himself and walk away from the kids. Xiao opens the sliding door and steps out on the cold stone path that leads to the pond. The inside is like WW3 in there. But worse. Pulling out his cigarette, Xiao leans his head on the rail and sigh. This right here is his daily life and will be for the next billions of years. Well, unless the kids moved out and that leaves Xiao and Yao have some more *ahem* alone time~. And speaking of Yao, the Chineses male walked out of the house and saw Xiao by the pond. Seeing his lover being annoyed, Yao slowly walks over to Xiao and lean on his shoulders. Seeing that the 2p is about to crack or something else… or maybe worse.

"You know," Yao started as he looks up at Xiao, "We could always drop them off at either Opium place or Riku. They could teach them to be more respectful and behave better,"

"Why couldn't we do that for a year or so~!" Xiao groaned as he rubs his templates. Yao shrugged as they look at the water. So quiet and calm… Yao felt sick as he tries not to ruin the moment. Xiao sigh as he poofs out the smoke from his breath.

"... Do you think…" Xiao looked away as Yao looks at him.

"Think what?" Yao asked.

"Do you think… that you might be… pregnant?" Xiao asked. Yao thought for a moment. Vomiting: mostly in the mornings, not so much in the afternoons, and a little at night. Last sexual intercourse: … five days ago. Fever: none. Craving: Mostly Soo pizza. Anything else: feel a little bit puffy.

Results… "...I think we might have a bab-" Before Yao could finish, Xiao walks away as Yao's heart was crushed. How? Why would Xiao leave him like that? Was it because they have to take care of Soo, Sun, Leon, Tai, Mei, and Ming Yue and having a child would be more-?

"Duì měi gèrén dōu hǎo!" /ALRIGHT EVERYONE!/ Yelled Xiao, "Kāishǐ xúnzhǎo xīn de zhùsuǒ! Yīnwèi wǒ jiàng zài jiē xiàlái de bā gè yuè lǐ chéngwéi yī míng fùqīn, wǒ xīwàng měi gèrén dōu néng tōngguò dì èr gè xiūliàn zhě, jǐnkuài!" /START FINDING A NEW HOUSE TO LIVE! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER IN THE NEXT EIGHT MONTHS AND I WANT EVERYONE OUT BY THE SECOND TRIMESTER, ASAP!/

Well… that went well then what Yao have thought. Xiao pokes his head out and he just put out a thumbs up. What is Yao going to do with his 2p counterpart?

And that is how you get your siblings to move out like a bo$$ my friends~