Allies Pregnancy: Meeting about Pregnancy

Date: August 20th

Alfred did not want to go anywhere today. Knowing that they have a meeting, Alfred didn't want to show his baby fat to his friends/ family… ish. I mean, Oliver and Arthur did kinda kidnap both Alfred and Allan, and Francis and François also kinda kidnap both Matt and Matthew. (Honestly, this F.A.C.E Family thing kinda pisses me off when the ACTUAL people/ nations were the VIKINGS! AKA Viking Trio… just want to put that out…) So Alfred is already two months pregnant. And he seems bigger than what most second-month pregnant females would look. When they ask Bernard or Flávio because they for HELL are not going to ask Oliver! Here's what they think would happen: When Allan and Alfred tell Oliver and Arthur, Arthur is going to go off on Allan as Oliver would start babbling about that they should've been smarter than that.

Allan leans over the chair as everyone waits for the Englands, Frances, and Canadas.

"... Can you keep your fucken feet off of the table?" Alfred asked Allan. Allan looks over at Alfred while he cleans his nails. Seeing Alfred is not in any mood. Sighing, Allan took his feet off of the table.

"Strange to see this point of view of yours, Alfred," Ivan said to himself.

"What? Gotta problem with that?" Alfred spat.

"No, no!" Ivan said as he saw the dark aura around Alfred. Victor was looking down at his lap and mess around with his scarf. About a week pregnant, and Tomas is baby proofing EVERYTHING. After all, Tomas has a soft side. It's just the fact that he has to save Fabian every fucken time and started to work in Victor's service. Still pissed off and somehow Natasha had a heart for him.

Xiao was twitching every two minutes which got Yao worry.

"Are you okay?" Yao asked kindly.

"Just cold," Xiao replied as he should've remembered to wear something warmer before they head over to Moscow. Yes, that is where the meeting is held. And the room is a bit cold. Suddenly, the door was slammed open and Matt was in a pissed off mood. He has been moody lately as the 2p Canada tried to call Matthew, but the quiet Canadian hangs up or doesn't answer. Hoping that Matthew would at least come to the meeting. Allan noticed this as Alfred mood change to a worry upset look.

"Ya okay, bro?" Allan asked as Matt just sat down in his spot… and kicked up his legs. Alfred mood quickly chances pissed off as he glare at Matt. Matt didn't seem to care. Then the door opens up quietly as Francis and François talked something in French.

Francis was asking if they should tell them that they are expecting but François replied back saying that when everyone is here. Behind them were Arthur and Oliver. Arthur in a proud mood and Oliver was… not smiling. Is this the end of the world!? The 2ps panicked as they see Oliver just have that normal look.

"What?" Oliver asked, "Is there crumbs on my face?" Arthur kissed Oliver's cheek and smiled.

"No, my dear," Arthur said as he kissed his two-month pregnant lover. Oliver giggled as both Allan and Matt were thinking of the same thing. What is going on here? When they sat down, Francis noticed something was different.

"Where is Matthew?" The French male asked. Matt groans in pain inside of his heart was stabbed at. François look over at his "son" with a sympathetic look.

"Did you and Matthew had a fight?" François asked. Matt sigh and took his feet down. When he did, the door open as Matt sunglasses both fell from his face and cracked.

"Hey, sorry I was late," Matthew said as he looks over at Matt. Shock to see him after two months. Matt didn't say anything but ran up to his pregnant lover and cried.

"Y-you le-left me a-and didn't c-call back, y-you fucken cute boy who's so fucken quiet and CUTE~~!" Matt cried… literally. Everyone seems to know that Matt was mister tough guy and someone you don't wanna come across with if you're going to play hock. But this… This was- *Flash*. Matt turned as he saw Oliver took a picture of the two. Matthew blushed as he slowly and gently pries off Matt around his waist.

"Oh Matt," Matthew started as he looks down at the kneeling man, "I just panic and I didn't think you would be okay with…" Matthew turned quiet. Matt groans as he hugs Matthew waist again as he planted a kiss.

"Okay with having a baby?"

"WHAT?!" Yelled out everyone, but the two Canadians were having a moment.

"W-what do you mean having a baby?" Francis yelped.

"I'm pregnant and-" Matthew started, but Alfred butted in.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" Matt glared at Alfred to shut the hell up so they can have their moment here! Meanwhile, Arthur and Francis just look like they saw someone being circumcised in front of their faces.

Matthew just smiled as he rubes Matt's hair and they just had their moment.

"Hold the phone!" Allan said as he pulled up his twin brother, "What the hell do you mean he's pregnant!?"

"I've-" Before Matt could say anything, François grabbed his boys by the ear and drag them out of the room. Arthur went with them as he said he would like to talk to them. Oliver just nod as he watches them leave.

"First off, congratulations," Yao started, "And second, why did you leave Matt?"

"I thought he didn't want to have a baby, so I just ran over to Emil and Egil. Seeing both Lucy and Erik there were cute to see," Matthew said.

"Well," Alfred started as he rubs the back of his neck, "At least I'm not the only one who's having a baby,"

Everyone froze as the rest of the F.A.C.E Family poke their heads out. Arthur jaws dropped as Allan had his shit eating grin. Matt pulled Allan back out of the room with Arthur. Something is going down.

"I started to wonder if Alfred was gaining weight or not," Ivan said as Victor kicked him. Ivan rubs his shins as he looks at Victor.

"Behave," Victor didn't need to tell Ivan twice because the look on the 2p Russia's face says it all. Alfred laughed as he watches the two. Francis thought maybe he should just keep it to himself as everyone else started to talk. Though Oliver said that he was having a baby as well, Francis was happy to hear that as he then added that he was pregnant too.

"Aiy ay, aru!" Xiao said as he laid his head on the table, "Every breed like rabbits in here!" Right when he said that, Yao felt his heart dropped a little as he thought of the negative things in his head. Xiao looked at his lover as he then realizes what he said. He wrapped his arms around Yao and nuzzle agents him. Saying that he loves both of them no matter what.

"Oh, so you're pregnant as well?" Matthew asked nicely. Yao nod as Xiao was mumbling something in Chineses. Victor leans his head over to Ivan and shut his eyes.

"Let me know when-" a crash was heard from the outside of the meeting room. It made everyone wonder what is going on out there.

"I hope they don't kill each other," Oliver said, "Cleaning up blood isn't that fun,"

"Oh, we'll have Lilac take care of that," Xiao said as he rubs Yao's belly under the table. Yao blushed as Ivan sees how red he is. Matthew sees both of the Russian's kinda tired out a little as he figures Natalya have been bugging them again. So when Matthew asked if Ivan's sister been bugging them, Victor just said that he's pregnant with Ivan's child. Alfred just said his congrats as Ivan smiled.

The door open as everyone sees Matt, Allan, François, and Arthur with black and blue marks… and a bit of blood.

"Sorry about that," Allan said as he rubs off the blood from his nose. Alfred got up and helped him out with the cuts and bruises. Telling Allan was being clumsy as usual. The rest did the same as they then went to get the meeting done. After the meeting, they all thought maybe they should get something too eat, which Matthew said he was in a mood for pancakes, Alfred said he was in a mood for a sandwich, Victor for some meat, Oliver cupcakes, Francis said he could have some snails and Yao for some Chineses food. Then they all said that they should make a shake like that… all together. You should see how green the ones who aren't pregnant look.

Eh... could've gone better... LET'S SEE DRAMA!