Allies Pregnancy: How The Mother and Father are doing, When The Baby is in Mommy's Belly #1

#1 Alfred and Allan

How Long: 3 Months

Date When Baby Comes/Start: July 4th- April 4th

"THE SO CALL AWESOME HERO IS BOTTOM!" Gilbert laughed his ass off.

"SHUT UP! You don't even have landmass!" Alfred said as he glares at his two best friends.

"Who cares?!" Matthias laughed as he slams his hand on the table, "You're bottom and that makes you unawesome!" Alfred kicked Matthias royal jewels. As Matthias holds onto his parts, Gilbert just chuckled.

"But yeah, it's funny," Gilbert said as he wipes off of the tears.

"Do you want me to kick your balls too?" Alfred asked as he glares at Gilbert. The German shook his head as he stops laughing. Matthias just lets out a high pitch voice saying his regions were bombed. Alfred just spat back saying it should be a good thing then. Gilbert sigh as he looks at the American.

"Dude, calm down," Gilbert said as he put his hand out to Alfred. The American sigh as he places a hand on his head.

"I'm sorry, Mat," Alfred spoke in his apologies. Matthias got up as he felt the pain going away as he sees his awesome buddy down.

"Mood swings?" Matthias asked as he hopes Alfred won't kick him again.

"I think," Alfred reply, "Ever since the second month, I've been acting like Two-Face. I'll be nice for a moment or so but I can get snappy. Is that normal?" He asked.

"Well," Matthias started, "It's normal for a woman- or man in this case- to have mood swings. But since we are nations- or most of us-"

"Oi!"

"-We can act a little different. I mean, if I was the one who was having Sig, I would be a total bitch to Markell every second. Whether it be hunger, loneliness, or something else," Matthias finished.

"That does sound like you," Gilbert mumble as Matthias kicked his leg. Alfred nod as he rubs his three-month stomach as he started to wonder about things.

"So…" Gilbert started as he finishes with his rubbing, "Do you know how many you're having?"

"Yeah… And I'm not happy with this," Alfred said. The duo wants to know why but Alfred said something that neither Gilbert or Matthias would've guessed.

"...Wow," They both said.

"HAHAHA!" Allan laughed as he falls off from his seat.

"SHUT IT!" Both Markell and Glean said at the same time.

"HOW CAN I?! I'm never bottom! I'm just like pop Tasito~!" If only the 2p American listen to what his uncle said, this would've never happened. Markell grabbed Allan's ear and held it up high. Allan started to whimper in pain as he hears his uncle talking.

"You can keep going all you want, but I'm still strong enough to kick your ass. So keep saying that you're better than us, I'll make sure to rip that ear off and feed it to Tasito," Allan whimper and said he'll stop. Markell dropped him and sat back down. As Glean just glares at Alfred. In which he pulled out the bird at Allan.

"Yeah yeah," Allan said as he rubs his neck.

Glean sign on how were the two was doing so far as Allan had to asked Glean about three times on his signing. Since its been a long time for Allan to remember the sign language. So Glean sigh as he pulled out his phone and typed out what he said.

"Oh, well it's like Alfred is having STD on this pregnancy,"

"How so?" Markell asked as he pulled out his cigarette.

"Just one minute he'll be so demanding and be asking for whatever. Each time I said no, he'll beat the living out of me. But so far I had to yes to everything. I rather have a happy boy than a moody-Lovino-boy," Allan explains.

"But what about the STD?" Markell asked again.

"It's just- for him- the civil war kinda got to him. I'm trying to help out but something tells me that the kids are the problem,"

"Kids?" Both Glean and Markell asked.

"Oh, we're having four," The two eyes were coming out as they both asked if Allan was kidding. Allan looked at them as if they think this is a joke. Glean just pat his back and sign by saying he hopes Allan can survive these few months of pregnancy.

Alfred was laying in bed as he heard Allan coming in to cuddle with him. They laid in bed as Alfred just grab onto Allan. Allan just hugged him a little bit and slept through the night. Soon, Alfred woke up his lover as Allan snore.

"Really?" Alfred asked as he thought of something, "... Oliver is here,"

"What?" Allan said as he got up and saw Alfred with his death glare. Allan yawn as he listens to what Alfred wanted. All the 1p wanted was a BLT sandwich. Allan cocked a brow as he said he'll make it. But he ain't cooking the meat so that's a problem. So after about… I want to say an hour because of the meat problem but it was two hours for just getting the veggies out of the fridge and found a way to cook the meat without touching it.

"It's fucking 3 in the morning," Matt said over the phone.

"Common man!" Allan said as he kept his voice down, "Just one small favor and I promise not to bother you again,"

"... Does 'it's fucking 3 in the morning' mean something different in your country?"

"Matt, don't make me beg!" Allan said as he tries to keep his voice down. After that, Alfred was sitting up as he munches down on his sandwich while Allan held a towel over his nose.

"So you said that Matt can punch you in the nose if he helps you with this?" Alfred asked.

"... Yes,"

"You're really stupid you know," Allan sigh as he laid on the bed and held his nose up high, "Also I didn't even ask you to eat it, you just make it,"

"Vegans don't eat nor cook meat,"