Ireland and Greenland Pregnancy: The Start

Title: Whiskey Baby

#1 Cian and Killian

Date When The Baby Come/ Starts: October 24- June 23

"Oh my God, Gil!" Cian chuckled as he bounces little Alese up and down on his lap, "She's so cute! I could just kidnap her and make her my sweet little girl!"

"Keseses, talk to Glean about that," Gilbert laughed. The two laughed a bit an and looked down at the sweet little two-year-old girl. Gilbert had come to visit Cian and see how is his awesome number one best friend is doing. Sure, Alfred and Matthias would be his awesome friends as well, but Cian is more awesome than those two as Gilbert would say at times when they were dating. Cian went over to his whiskey cabinets and looked through which drink would be a good one to drink for the two of them.

"Still drink?" Cian asked him.

"Glean forbid me to drink in front of Alese but a glass wouldn't hurt," Gilbert told him. Cian pulled out a small glass for the two of them and grabbed a good bottle of whiskey to splash in the cups. He then passes one to Gilbert as they both sip it.

"How's your brother handling his kid?" Gilbert asked him as he set his glass down.

"Pretty much like his old self when Alfred was just a little lad," Cian replied back, "Though at the same time he seems to get a little worried if his lass will fall in love with that frog face stealer kid,"

"Why do you have to be so mean to Francis? What did he ever done to you?" Gilbert chuckled a bit.

"He has stolen my name on the guillotine!" Cian whined, "Look it up! I dare you to! I was the first one to come up with that beheading tool! Well, me, Allistor, and that Antoine Louis did. But we stop using it and later on FRANCIS stolen it and made the name all fucking fancy with it!" Gilbert then started to laugh a bit more and saying how Cian is bluffing. But soon enough the door was opened as both of the males saw Killian coming in the room with a stressed look. Almost was about to smoke his cigarette but then saw Alese in the room.

"Gilbert," Killian lightly spoke at him.

"Hey! How are things?" Gilbert smiled at him.

"Hell and been dealing with…" Killian started to vent but then saw the whiskey glasses out with the bottle. He glared at Cian and took the bottle to put it back where it once belong.

"My whiskey!" Cian complain.

"Last time I've checked, you were throwing up in the sink just last week and couldn't eat breakfast this morning. I know for a fact Lilac didn't come over and gave ya her cooking. This morning you threw up in the bin when I made you cabbage stew," Killian told him. Gilbert looked at Cian with a worried expression. His best friend in the whole world was sick? For how long he wonders. And why does this oddly sounds familiar to Gilbert? As Killian went on with the list, Cian rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.

"I feel fine, chill and smoke outside," Cian mutter.

Killian shot him a glare and crossed his arms over his chest as well. Gilbert just then broke the ice by saying that he should probably get going because Glean would need him to make dinner for tonight. As he left the Irish home, Cian went to drink Gilbert's unfinished glass of whiskey. But right away Killian took it away from him and poured it in the sink.

"Oh come on!" Cian complain, "I feel alright! Don't be like potato stealer when he bitches about shit!"

"He does that with good reason, idiot. And you shouldn't drink when you're sick," Killian told him.

"Oh don't be a mum! That's Abella's job," Cian told him.

"Since when is your best friend job is supposed to take care of ya?!" Killian asked.

"Since the day that her brothers, most Berwald and Matthias, took over my regions! Do you know how hard it was to live with those guys and eventually became friends with them!? Not that I don't regret my friendship with Sev, Dane, Norge, Fin, Ice, and little Green, but it was hard to live with them when they are taking all of my fun and made me fucking Cinderella!" Cian rant.

Killian rolled his eyes as he went over wash the glass and put it back with the others. Muttering to himself that he had worst in the 2p world when those ex-Vikings came and took over his regions. Cian grumbled and still has his arms crossed over. By then Killian told him he'll be making something light for Cian to eat, like Shepherds Pie or an Irish stew for him. But right away, Cian told him he wants some pizza with corn, pepperonis, and pineapple toppings. Killian just sent him a questionable look and went to order said pizza. Plus Killian didn't feel like slaving in the kitchen. Even though he said he will make something for Cian to eat, he's just wasting their food storage whenever Cian throws up again.

After some pizzas and watching some anime, that Kiku and Kuro sent them over for them to watch, they got bored with the show and Cian made himself a girl. Since Arthur did curse Cian to be a female for the last 18 centuries and they had finally found a way for Cian to be his usual male self again, Killian would ask Cian if he can be a girl whenever they have sex or just make out. I know, it's weird. But the last couple of times Killian didn't ask Cian to be a girl because… reasons. Killian didn't pay attention to when Cian female form started to cuddle up next to him. Lightly rubbing his chest but secretly opening the buttons on it.

"Stop," Killian told him- or would it be her? I'm just gonna go with him. Cian pout as he started to nuzzle on Killian's chest.

"But Killy~," Cian cooed, "I'm bored and I wanna do a little me and you time~,"

"You're sick and I'm not gonna woo you when you're sick," Killian snorted. But faintly blushed when he heard his pet name. Cian rolled his eyes and got on top of Killian. Slowly moving his lips down to his 2p. When his lips touched Killian, he started to kill him. Killian tried to refuse but eventually gave in. It was because he was getting a boner from Cian being hot right now. Cian was pushed down on

But soon enough their little make-out session was cock block when Cian ran to the bathroom and throw up while he turns himself to be male. Killian went over and comfort the poor nation as he looked down at him.

"I still think we should head to the doctor's to check up on you," Killian told him, "Who knows, maybe you have alcohol poisoning,"

"I would be in a fucking hospital bed by now, dipshit," Cian groaned. But he then threw up and Killian sigh.

"It wouldn't hurt if you do. It'll be a quick check-up and we'll figure it out what is wrong,"

"It's just the stomach flu!" Cian growled. But yet again he threw up once more.

"Aye, I'll call the doctors,"

"I fucking hate you,"

"Love ya too,"

The next day they went to the doctors, much to Cian's protest. Cian just had his arms over his chest and grumbled a bit how he didn't need to go. Killian was just reading a magazine as they wait for the doctor to call for them. It was about ten minutes later that their names were called and Killian did most explaining to the doctor while Cian throughs a bit of a hissy fit.

"I see," The doctor said, "And this been going for a couple of weeks now?"

"Aye," Killian told him. The doctor went quite as he tried to think of reasoning for this problem. The only he could see it was...

"Well, the way I see this is that mister Walsh here been stuck being a girl for a long time that it has damage his reproducing system. So that could mean that Cian here is pregnant," Cian started to laugh at what the doctor while Killian and the doctor just had emotionless looks. Cian stops laughing and started to say that it can't be true. Because that was impossible. Then again most nations could have kids despite their genders. The doctor made him take a test and went to see the results. Cian was getting nervous about what the results will be. If they were positive, how in the world can he live without drinking whiskey?! Sadly, his worst nightmares became true. He's pregnant. And what's worse is that it's Killian's kid.

"Ah fuck," Cian said, "My whiskey collection,"

"You're more worry about the whiskey than the fact you drank alcohol when you're pregnant?!" Killian flipped.

Ello~ everyone! Now, my friend owns Ireland (both 1p and 2p) and of course their kid- whose name and gender will not be reviled until the end of their part. Plus, my awesome best friend told me some small fun facts on Ireland.

Most commonly known in Irish history would be the Potato Familie- or probably mostly known as The Great Hunger. It's when Britain took Ireland's potatoes and left them to starve. About a million people in Ireland had died because of this disease called "Late Potato Blight" which only affected the potatoes. So if you don't know why Cian always called Arthur "Potatoe Stealer" that is why. And sorry if I'm not being accurate with this, please forgive me. My friend knows more of this stuff better than I do... and also sorry if I'm making any sense.

And then the guillotine part: Ireland, along with Scotland who didn't want to be left out, invented this gruesome tool on a guy named John Dalton. Originally called "The Halifax Gibbet" (I think) before Joseph Guillotin had brought it to the French Revolution and renamed it the Guillotine. My friend and I thought it would be funny if every time Ireland saw France in the world meeting, and whenever makes some sort of idea, Ireland would just yell or comment at France by saying "If it wasn't so hard to come up with that idea, then you don't need to steal my contraction," "Is that what you thought of before you stole my beheading tool," or anything else we could think of.

And then we look over to where Cian talks about Abella's brothers came over and took his regions. I was doing research on this Swedish or Danish Viking leader named Ivar the Boneless and read how he took over Dublin, Ireland and be said King of Dublin. I was gonna write a fanfic about that but I just scrap it and never finished it. It was gonna be posted in my Hetalia Nordic 5: The Movie but didn't.

Oof, this is a long Author Note thing. Also from the last chapter, I forgot to mention that Jing Ling name means Elf in Chinese. I thought that would be a good name for Beijing and also that name was stuck in my head for some time now. Not forget it sound cute. That's all for now and thanks for reviewing, following, and liking this story everyone ^^