Ireland and Greenland Pregnancy: Telling Big Brothers

#1: Cian and Killian

How Long (Ireland's): 2 ½ months along

Date When Baby Comes/ Start: October 5th- July 8th

"I'm not doing this,"

"We have to tell them at some point,"

"Still not gonna do it,"

"Cian,"

"Don't Cian me! I really don't give two fucks that my brothers needs to know,"

"Not even your favorite brother, Allistor?"

"... Shut up and drive already. I'm already pissed off that you put my whiskey on lockdown and never get one fucking sip of it,"

"I'm not gonna let you drink alcohol for eight months while you're pregnant," Killian groaned.

The two Irish males were to be driving down to the Kirkland's household. Well, most likely Arthur and Oliver's place, because Cian loves to bother, is younger brother like Allistor does. But not in this case as much Cian would love to be the thorn on Arthur's side, he has to tell him that he's pregnant. Only two months and a half in and he's already cranky than what he is normally. Killian, on the other hand, has been the mother hen over Cian and had to lock up Cian's whiskey bottle collection. Not to forget, Killian had to give up smoking in the house and is now forced to smoke either outside of the house or has to smoke in his bar that the 2p owns. As weird it sounds, Killian dislikes drinking but he owns a bar, as Cian loves to drink a good bottle of ale or whiskey most times but won't own a bar. Somehow they both work like a pair together.

As Killian pulls up to the Kirkland's residence, Killian got out first and opens the door for the pregnant Irish male. "Besides, think about it this way: you're gonna be growing a tiny lad or lass who you will teach the ways on how to beat Abella's offspring in your guys weird card-chess game," Killian began to cox his pregnant counterpart while also hoping Cian at least can be in a good mood before seeing Arther. Which did make Cian think a little bit of the thought as he started to get out of the vehicle. The two then began to head up to the doorway and rung the bell to notified they were there. Right away, Alasdair was there to greet the two Irish men.

"Oh, hello boys," The much cleaner and more well-dressed Scotsmen greeted, "Just in time to see Artie and Allistor trying to arm wrestle each other.

"Alright, off on a great start," Cian muttered to himself. Which made Alasdair crook a brow at the 1p in curious on why but he left it alone for now. He let the two inside as they made their way to where the rest of the family were, the living room. Where there was Arthur and Allistor arm wrestling on the coffee table as it seemed that Allistor was looking ready to win within any second if Arthur can actually use his arm strength. Oliver however was busy holding onto Victoria as he seemed to be chatting about how silly Arthur is being. Meanwhile, Peter sat next to Oliver as he went on talking about how cute the baby was. Richard was sat next to by with Maria sitting on top of her papa's lap. Already 2-3 years old and already has her hair in pigtails. It's no doubt either Oliver or Peter did that.

"We have guest," Alasdair announced as he made his way to the kitchen before looking back at the two Irish men who were starting to sit down on the sofa, "Whiskey, Cian?"

"Ah, no thanks, but I'll take either water or cider if you got any," Cian said back. Since the banned on the whiskey, Killian had offered apple cider to him as and quote "a kid friendlier version of alcohol" At first, Cian did not like it one bit. But when Killian mentioned it was good for the baby with the vitamin C and antioxidants it carries. So it may have gotten Cian like the alternative option, but however he still rather wants his whiskey.

"Oh, okay, and anything for you dear brother?"

"I'm good right now, thanks," Killian spoke. The brown-headed Scotsmen nodded as he walked into the kitchen to grab the refreshment for Cian. Allistor on the other hand seems to take notice of how his favorite brother didn't take up on the offer of the whiskey. Typically he would always say yes for a glass or 20, but with the older brother's instinct kicking in he knows something is up. Hell, as Allistor was wondering, he was getting close to winning in the arm wrestle from Arthur as he was getting close to using his other arm to help.

"So what's new with you boys? Bussiness going well?" Oliver started to ask the two.

"Eh, same old same old. People come in, order drinks, and depends how the night goes probably clean up a few bodies lying around," Killian started.

"Clean up?" Peter asked curiously, "As in killing them?"

"Wha- no, my god lad!" Killian looked at him with a look that showed disapproval, "Basically whenever the costumers come in and get wasted at the end of the night, I toss their passed out or knocked out bodies out in the back,"

"Well, more like in the dumpster you do," Cian muttered a bit.

Richard seemed to hear the last bit from Cian as he let out a small chuckle. But then he notices Killian glaring at the rascal. He seems to know that Richard may have told Peter a different story about how he runs things in his bar. Right away, they all heard a loud thud and something breaking as they turned to see the table broken and Arthur holding his arm in pain. Allistor laughed as he looked at the blonde Brit.

"My god lad, you weak as hell! Even when using magic you still can't beat me!" The red-headed Scotsmen laughed heartily. Arthur only groaned as he held his arm still while rolling back and forth a little.

"You bloody git! You're paying for this table that you broke!" The English male growled at him. Cian started to laugh as he sees Arthur in pain. Of course, when you got siblings and after one of them did a thing that's gonna end with pain, you laugh. Although yes there are cases where you should also care for your siblings after they receive an injury.

Eventually, Alasdair finally came back with a glass of Apple cider for Cian as he then saw the mess in the room. He then glared over at Allistor knowing that he was the one who did it. "Had to use full force?" Alasdair asked with disbelief in his voice. Making Allistor shrug at him to show off a bit of his pride. And causing Alasdair to roll his eyes at him. Cian was then given the glass and he took a small sip of it. As he did so, Allistor then made his way to the armchair and kicked his left leg to sit on top of his right knee cap. He then began to pull out his pack of cigarettes and offer one to Killian. But the 2p declined as he waved his hand in a meaning of saying no.

"Strange," Allistor said as he placed the tobacco between his lips, "Cian not drinking, Killian not smoking, what's next? The both of you decided to switch spuds to wheat?"

"How dare you joke like the potato stealer," Cian glared at his older brother.

"Well clearly something is going on," Oliver spoke as he then went to place Victoria into her crib. Already grabbing the attention of something is going on and they're about to find out. Arthur managed to set himself up as he looked over at his brother and his 2p in questioning what's is up with them as well. Killian looked over at Cian saying that they should tell them now. Cian however still didn't want Arthur at least to know that he was pregnant. He doesn't want to hear 24/7 about how he needs to avoid drinking as if he doesn't already know that enough from Killian and the doctors. And plus they both did decide to have the little one, so of course, Cian is doing his best to avoid drinking.

Sighing softly, Killian looked at the family as he announce. "... Cian's pregnant," He said. With a happy gasp coming from Peter and Oliver, a shocked Richard, a surprised Alasdair, and both Arthur and Allistor left with dropped jaws with the Scotsmen cigarette that still hasn't been lit dropped to the floor.

"What?!" The entire UK family said. Now leaving Cian groaned and covered his face. Regretting coming over and telling them about it. "Holy fuck! I'm gonna be uncle again!" Allistor cried out.

"What? Maria and Victoria aren't good enough?" Alasdair asked him.

"Yeah they are, but shit I'm telling you that having another neice or a nephew is still awesome to have,"

"And that's two dollars for the swear jar," Oliver told the excited 1p Scotsmen. He then looked over at Killian and Cian with a happy smile, "However I will say congratulations to you both. I do hope your child comes out healthy and safe,"

"We hope so too," Cian said softly with a small smile appearing on his face. As of far, it looked like both his and Killian's brothers are happy about it.

"Yeah, looks like this enter family is breeding like fucking rabbits," Richard muttered softly.

"What's wrong with rabbits?" Peter asked as he didn't seem to understand.

"Overpopulating," Richard simply said.

As far as both Killian and Cian understand, it looks as if both Scotlands and Sealands are looking like they're happy to meet their next niece or nephew- despite Richard's negative feedback he has a heart somewhere that said he's happy for his brother. Even Oliver looked happy. But to what is making Cian more stressed is Arthur's answer. He didn't seem to be saying anything but just trying to process the information. Cian sighed as he already can hear the Brit scolding him. It's ridiculous that he's being lectured at by his younger brother- yet again. Killian noticed as he looked at Arthur with a cold glare. Really hope that Arthur plays nice about this and supports it. With Arthur seeming to catch the hint, he took a breath to prepare what he is about to say.

"... I will say this once, you are my brother no matter what. And I'm sorry for what had happened with us in the past but as of right now I do wish you the best along with your child," Arthur told him. It did then make Cian feel assured that the Brit won't be hassling him too much about it.

The UK family just spent their time together as they talked about Killian and Cian's baby, them spending time with the other two toddlers/babies, and just talking about other things. Well, eventually they then began to hear something else that has been announced. Right when Peter starts talking a little bit about the Nordics after hearing news from Abella and Lilac.

"Is everything alright with those two? I actually haven't heard Greenie in weeks," Cian asked.

"Oh yeah, Abella and Lilac are doing great. Although I think Markell was gonna have a heartattack once he heard his little sister is pregant," Peter spoke nonchalantly.

"Hah! That's funny to hear," Killian let out a small chuckle as he didn't think that he heard exactly what Peter said until it then hit him, "Wait- Lilac is pregnant?! How the fuck does that happen?!"

"Well apparently Lilac had a potion that basically made her pregnant because Abella couldn't label potions well enough," Richard scuffed.

"I thought Lokki left it behind on accident or Matthias did?" Sealand muttered.

"Well shit," Cian grinned over at Killian, "Looks like we're gonna see what kind of kid Greenie and Flower girl end up having,"

"God please no," Killian groaned.

"Swear jar, Cian," Oliver told him.


Sorry if the ending came too fast but I hope you guys like this first part of Telling Big Brother ^^'' . Stay tuned for the second part which will be coming out soon~!