Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass as it is owned by Goro Taniguchi and Ichiro Okouchi.
Lelouch was back at school at the Student Council.
"So, have you heard the news?" Lelouch asked.
"Yes, I did. Who wouldn't have!" Milly Ashford said.
"Everyone heard it," Rivalz said.
"Yep so it would seem," Lelouch said.
"Guess he must've found out that everyone knew his "secret" all along," Rivalz said.
"Yeah he isn't that good with keeping secrets," Lelouch said.
"I wonder how he died though?" Shirley asked. They watched the news.
"Breaking neeeeewwwwwsss! Prince Clovis died of a heart attack! It would seem the cause of death is a heart attack," the Newsman said. "And it's all Suzaku's fault! Because he likes Fat OG Chica!"
It showed Suzaku being arrested.
Lelouch spat out his drink.
"What?!" Lelouch shouted.
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-Around 1 Hour Later-
Kallen was in her school uniform acting sickly so not to attract people to her. Only to get Lelouch's attention.
Lelouch thought: 'Is it that terrorist from yesterday? 'I still don't know who she prefers.'
Lelouch went up to Kallen who karate chopped a bee.
"It attacked me!" Kallen shouted.
"It attacked you?" Lelouch said as he was confused.
"Yes it did," Kallen said.
"Didn't see it attack," Lelouch said. "Okay? Now then I want you to answer my following questions."
He used his Geass.
"Huh?" Kallen asked.
"What is your favorite animatronic?" Lelouch said.
Kallen responds without hesitation.
"It's Funtime Foxy," the secret resistance fighter said.
"Which one though? The one from Sister Location or the one from FNaF World?" Lelouch asked.
"The...the...the…" Kallen said as she had a brain seizure due to the paradox.
"Maybe I shouldn't have done that…" Lelouch said. He sighed at this. "Now what?"
Finally, Kallen was no longer undergoing a seizure.
"I won't ask that ever again," Lelouch said. "Anyway, why were you at Shinjuku Ghetto earlier?"
"I had a collection from Clovis' private archives that we stole," Kallen said.
"Also, do you think that Funtime Foxy is a guy or a girl?" Lelouch said.
She had to be sent to the hospital because of a cerebral failure.
"Oops," Lelouch said. "Maybe liking Funtime Foxy might be a problem."
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-2 Hours Later-
Eventually, Kallen somehow survived this.
Thanks to a hospital ran by the Wing who gave those healing bullets to X, the manager of Lobotomy Corporation.
"Better?" Lelouch asked.
"Yes I am," Kallen said.
"Now then…" Lelouch said as he reactivated his Geass. "Your favorite animatronic is now Rockstar Foxy."
"What?! Why are you saying that?! What's your deal?!" Kallen shouted.
"Huh?" Lelouch asked.
'Why didn't it work?!' Lelouch thought.
"I'm going home. Don't follow me," Kallen said as she left.
"What the hell happened?! Does it only work once or something?" Lelouch said. "That may explain it…"
He sighed at this.
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-Tomorrow-
Kallen was invited to the student council.
"So I have decided to hold a festival where people would have to dress up as their favorite animatronic from the FNaF series," Milly said with a troll grin. "And Nina, you are STILL not allowed anywhere NEAR table corners!"
She dislikes what Nina does.
"Oooohhh! I want to know what Lelouch is doing right now!" Shirley shouted.
"Well YOU can do that," Milly said. "But no tables for you Nina!"
She realized that Nina was going to do that on the spot.
"No fair, I must show my love to Euphie!" Nina said as she was frowning at this.
"No more table incidents," Milly said looking stern.
"And that is final!" Milly said. Everyone but Nina agreed with her, as Nina would do that in PUBLIC.
"Hey, who wants to celebrate restricting Nina from doing THAT?" Rivalz said as he carried a wine bottle and when he popped the cork it went towards Kallen who swatted it away but got wet from the wine.
"Oops?" Rivalz said.
"I need a shower," Kallen said as she was fuming on the inside.
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-Meanwhile-
BGM: DSAF Dave Theme remake
"Okay, why am I am being arrested? I never even was near Clovis when he died!" Suzaku shouted as he was tied up in a straightjacket. "Also I am NOT into bondage at all!"
"That's what an assassin would claim!" Jeremiah said.
"Do you even have any evidence or witness?!" Suzaku shouted.
"Yes, I do!" Jeremiah said.
"Show it!" Suzaku shouted as Jeremiah brought in a TV on wheels to the Eleven.
The television then began to play, showing a poorly drawn and poorly animated Suzaku killing Clovis completed with terrible grammar between the two.
"Who the fuck drew this?!" Suzaku shouted. He was so confused about who did that.
"Oh it was Springtrap," Jeremiah said.
"YOU MEAN THAT CHILD MURDERER?!" Suzaku shouted as he was shocked and repulsed at what he heard. "HE'S A CHILD MURDERER! How can you trust him?!"
"Orders from the top," Jeremiah said.
"If your emperor really trusts his opinion, I wouldn't be surprised if he ordered his daughter to be shot," Suzaku said.
"Oh, spoiler alert," Springtrap said. He somehow showed up casually leaning up against the wall.
Argalia, the Blue Reverberation then showed up.
"AND a Distortion leading a SYNDICATE?! What's next? An Arbiter?!" Suzaku shouted as he was tired of all of this.
Then Zena showed up.
"Guess who jinxed in? You did," the Arbiter of the Head said.
"WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN HERE ANYWAYS?!"
"I am here to listen to Garion's favorite music, which is the theme song that is playing right now for this scene," Zena said. "Along with her other favorite: death, which will play very soon. I'll send it to her later. She insisted that I record this."
She proves it by showing the text message on her IPhone by ExArbiterB1nah. "Can you record his execution for me? Do not forget to play my other favorite music while he dies."
"I'm here because I want to see you get trialed myself," Springtrap said. "And see if you die or not."
"I just came here because things were kinda boring, and seeing you get trialed would be interesting," Argalia said. "It sounded like it would be interesting."
"Do you all really want me to get executed like that?!" Suzaku shouted feeling mad right now.
Argalia, Zena, and Springtrap all said, "Yes."
"I hate you all," Suzaku said.
BGM End.
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-Back with Lelouch-
Lelouch was wondering how Suzaku was framed.
"This better not be that fat brat or his hand," Lelouch said as he was alone in his room, and he also remembers Cartman all too well. "Now then I need to make a new persona so that I can challenge Britannia and also maybe save Suzaku."
"What was that?" Nunnally said next door.
"Uh, nothing!" Lelouch shouted.
"Alright," Nunnally said.
"Hmmmmmm…" Lelouch said as he was curious about what to do.
Sayoko just poofed out of thin air.
"Lord Lelouch I am here," Sayoko said.
"Perfect convenient timing, I need you to do something," Lelouch said. "For me."
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-Meanwhile-
Kallen was washing herself at the Clubhouse's shower after Rivalz accidentally got herself and her clothing wet with wine.
"Why did my clothing have to be ruined like that? Also, why did the hell did that idiot Britannian even do that?!" Kallen shouted as she was mad. "Is he planning on peeping on me while I shower?"
There was knocking on the bathroom door,
"Hey Kallen it's me, Lelouch, I brought some clothes for you that you could wear," Lelouch said.
"Oh, thanks. Don't peep," Kallen said.
"I do apologize for Rivalz he kinda is a little bit of an idiot…but he means well," Lelouch said. "Unlike Clovis the perverted furry."
"Well tell him not to do that anymore! I hate it!" Kallen shouted.
"I will," Lelouch said.
"Hey come here for a second," Kallen said.
"Oh, and why is that?" Lelouch asked.
Then Kallen grabbed his hand while secretly pulling out a hidden knife.
"Why did you want me to switch to a different animatronic?" Kallen asked.
"Well well well," Lelouch said.
The phone rang.
"Hold on I gotta get to the phone," Lelouch said as he picked it up and held it to his ear. "It's for you."
"Hello?" Kallen asked.
"Uh hello? Hello hell?. I would like a record a message for you. I want you to come to Tokyo Tower and bring your friends later," Zero said.
"If you are recording, then you COULD still be standing next to me, right Lelouch?" Kallen said as she looked at the boy.
"JK this is not actually a recording," Zero said. "I'm just making a reference to Phone Guy. Now put away the knife."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A KNIFE?!" Kallen shouted in shock.
"Magic!" zero said.
Kallen dropped the knife.
"And pull away from the curtain that you just left open," Zero said. Kallen realized she was exposed. She blushed madly and closed the curtains.
"Anyways I think I am going to go now…" Lelouch said
He left and it was revealed to be Sayoko the whole time who was wearing a small camera on her neck and pulled out a small handheld walkie-talkie.
"Lord Lelouch, I have done what you had asked me to do," Sayoko said.
"Excellent, your ninjutsu techniques are as useful as ever," Lelouch said through the radio as he turned off the tape recorder. "Anyways take care of Nunnally for me I have to go get my costume."
"As you wish Lord Lelouch," Sayoko said as she then puffed out of there.
A/n: Yep. Nina is, even more, crazier than in canon, Milly is a straight-up a troll, and Sayoko is basically herself but now with powers from a certain anime with a blonde ninja.
Also yes this fic is connected to Lobotomy Corporation Abridged and the FNaF Abridged as seen in this fic right here.