Hiccup treated Astrid and her friends out to lunch and the races on Saturday.
He beat Ram's Koenigsegg Agera RS with ease after upgrading the engine.
After the races, him and Astrid picked up Valka at Berk County Hospital.
Monday rolled around, Astrid, Heather, Cami and Ruffnut were talk of the school about spending the day with Fury.
Hiccup smiled about it and Astrid looked forward to her pretend wedding this Saturday.
Snotlout and his buddies jumped Hiccup in the bathroom which Hiccup won and left Snotlout and his buddies laying on the floor and closed the door.
Hiccup got no disciplinary action while Snotlout and his buddies got a detention for jumping Hiccup in a bathroom.
As the week went by, Hiccup and Astrid had a couple heated makeout sessions that left them in their underwear.
Astrid wanted to go all the way, but Hiccup talked her out of it.
Friday after having dinner, Gobber, Hiccup, Astrid, Valka, Ingrid and Alistair had a walkthrough for the wedding tomorrow.
Saturday morning came, Hiccup and Astrid were so excited to get married for pretend.
Hiccup got his tuxedo along with Dagur, Thuggory, Alistair and Tuffnut.
Astrid and her bridesmaids, Heather, Cami, Ruffnut order bridesmaids dresses and wedding gown and Hiccup happily paid for the wedding dress and bridesmaids dresses and gave Astrid a credit card with a thousand dollars on it for her bridal party on Thursday night.
Heather, Cami, Ruffnut and Astrid took pictures and videos of their party with Dagur as an escort and to make sure Astrid doesn't do anything wrong.
Astrid instead came to Hiccup's house drunk a little and crash on Hiccup's bed.
Hiccup woke up0 Friday morning to find Astrid in his bed and phoned the school saying he won't be attending for the morning session.
He wrapped his arms around her stomach and went back to sleep while his mom left for work in her SUV four by four that Hiccup bought her and added push bars on the front and bolted it to the chassis instead of the bumper.
Astrid, Heather, Cami and Ruffnut got dressed up for their pretend wedding.
Hiccup hired a camera lady to take video footage of their wedding and reception.
Fishlegs walked Heather down the isle followed by Dagur and Cami followed by Thuggory and Ruffnut and last was Valka walked with her son down the isle up to the altar were Gobber was standing.
Alistair walked his only daughter down the isle up to the altar and join her hands with Hiccup's hands.
Gobber smiles "today we are gathered here to witness the union of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The Third and Astrid Giggles Hofferson in holy matrimony."
Ingrid and Valka were teary eyed about the wedding ceremony.
Gobber ask "who gives this girl to this boy to marry?"
Alistair stands up and says "I give my daughter, Astrid Giggles Hofferson to Hiccup Horrendous Haddock to marry in holy matrimony."
Gobber smiles "Hiccup and Astrid have been together for years and have decided to tie the knot to bind their souls to each other. They each written their own vows along with the usual vows. Hiccup would you read your Vows?"
Hiccup smiles "Astrid Giggles Hofferson, I promise to be there by your side through sickness and in health. For better or worse. I been in love with you since we met in kindergarten.
As we grew I requested to be in your class every year to watch over you. I promise to never cheat on you or abandon you. You are my one and only true love."
Astrid's eyes filled up with tears through Hiccup's speech and began reading her vows "Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, I promise to be there by your side through sickness and in health.
For better or worse. I thought you were cute when we met in kindergarten and felt care for when you requested to be in my school classroom.
I thought it was romantic when you gave me a valentines day card every year with a blue flower and wrote on it that if I gave you a chance then you would protect my heart from threats.
When you discover that I was going on a date with your derange cousin, you came to my rescue. You are my one and only true love."
Fishlegs handed Hiccup, Astrid's wedding ring.
Heather handed Astrid, Hiccup's wedding band.
They traded their wedding rings.
Gobber smiles "Hiccup and Astrid have said their Vows and traded their rings. Their parents gave them their blessings to marry each other in holy matrimony, with power invested in me I present to you, Hiccup and Astrid Haddock. You may kiss the bride."
Hiccup lifted Astrid's veil and kisses her lips to seal their union.
Everyone applause them on getting married.
Snotlout sat in the seat scowling at them because Astrid requested to be Hiccup's partner in this marriage project instead of doing it with him.
Everyone left the Town Church and headed over to the Pool Hall to have the wedding reception.
Hiccup and Astrid dance to their first song as husband and wife.
Hiccup place his right hand on Astrid's waist and held her left hand in his while she placed her right hand on his shoulder and began dancing slowly.
Our love is unconditional, we knew it from the start.
I see it in your eyes, you can feel it from my heart.
From here on after,
stay the way we are and share all the love and laughter that a lifetime will allow.
I cross my heart and promise too.
Give you all I got to give to make all your dreams come true.
In all the world, you'll never find a love as true as mine.
You'll always be the miracle that makes my life complete.
And as long as there's a breath in me, I'll make yours just as sweet.
As we look into the future, it's as far as we can see.
So let's make each tomorrow be the best that it can be.
I cross my heart and promise too.
Give you all I got to give to make all your dreams come true.
In all the world, you'll never find a love as true as mine.
And if along the way, we find a day that it starts to storm,
you got the promise of my love to keep you warm.
In all the world, you'll never find a love as true as mine.
A love as true as mine.
Hiccup and Astrid ended the dance with them kissing each other.
Their friends and family clapped their hands in applause.
Astrid dance with her father to their song, I loved her first.
Hiccup dance with Ingrid and his mother.
Valka sighs "your father would have loved to see you get married to your kindergarten crush."
Thuggory dance with Cami.
Fishlegs dance with Ruffnut.
Heather dance with Snotlout who was just scowling a little at Astrid choosing Hiccup instead of him.
Ten o'clock came and everyone was cleaning up the Pool Hall.
After everyone left, Astrid blushes and ask "Hiccup would you consider us going to a hotel to make love?"
Hiccup whispers in her ear "I already planned a surprise for you."
Hiccup and Astrid left in his Challenger.
Astrid decided to fall asleep.
Hiccup stopped by his house to grab his suitcase and walked down four houses and grabbed Astrid's suitcase. He checked her suitcase and packed birth control pills and condoms and then got back in his Challenger and drove down the road.
Two hours later, Hiccup arrived at a hotel and woke Astrid up.
Astrid curious ask "what are we doing here?"
Hiccup smiles "one night in a hotel tonight and in the morning we go to your surprise all day tomorrow before heading back to Berk for school."
Astrid gaped at him and smiled at him.
They grab their suitcases and head inside the hotel.
Hiccup booked a room for one night.
When they walk into their room, Astrid smirks seductively at him "me and the girls were joking around saying that I should make the most of our pretend wedding, when we were getting our hair done."
Hiccup smiles and kisses her lips "do you want to consummate our pretend wedding tonight or wait until we get married for real?"
Astrid sighs "we can't because we didn't pack protection supplies."
Hiccup smiles "actually, I grabbed your birth control pills and condoms for us to have sex tonight."
Astrid and Hiccup lay down on the bed and begins kissing.
Astrid blushes, when she feels him poking between her legs.
They remove their clothes and make love as pretend husband and wife.
Next morning, Hiccup and Astrid woke up.
Hiccup brought Astrid to a place and parked in the parking lot then guided her to the entrance of the theme park and said "you can remove the blindfold."
Astrid removed the blindfold to see that there at The Edge Theme Park: Non Stop Thrill.
Hiccup smiles "they closed it over the summer and you loved this place, so I talked with the manager and explained that I wanted to give you a honeymoon experience and I made a deal with him on opening it up to us for a day and don't worry about it because I can make it up again."
Astrid blushes and ask "how much did you pay for him to open this theme park for a day?"
Hiccup smiles "I paid one thousand dollars for the whole day to ourselves and we have to be out by eight p.m. so we have twelve hours of fun."
They started with the first ride:
Tilt-A-whirl then Pirate Ship Then Roller coaster: Storm Runner then Superman
Then back to theme rides: bumper cars then Rainbow then swings then Evolution ride.
Then Roller Coaster ride: Goliath then Steel Vengeance then Outlaw Run.
Theme ride: Gravitron then Teacups then Music Express then stopped to have lunch while uploading pictures of the rides they rode on to their Berkbook page.
Next, they rode El Toro then Steel Dragon two thousand then The Beast.
Went on amusement ride: Octopus then Monster then Round up then Paratrooper.
Next, they went on water slides for two hours before riding the Twist then ride more roller coasters: Leviathan then Intimidator three o five and last was The Incredible Hulk.
When the sky turned dark, Hiccup smiles "I saved the best romantic moment for night time."
They got on the Ferris Wheel and rode to the top and stop before fireworks started going off in the sky.
Astrid blushes "this is the best honeymoon experience, Hiccup. Thank you so much" and kisses his lips romantically.
They left the theme park with a five star on all the rides and a thank you to the manager of the theme park.
Hiccup checked out of the hotel room and left with Astrid heading back to Berk.
Once Hiccup dropped Astrid off at her house to see that her door was cracked open, she had Hiccup come in because something was off.
Hiccup looked around the house to see no one was around and checked upstairs in Astrid's parents room to see they were gone and open Astrid's bedroom door and turn the light on to see it was blown.
"Babe, I been waiting for you to return so I can make you mine."
Hiccup smiles "sorry to break your dream moment, Snotlout, but I'll add breaking and entering to your record of crimes."
Snotlout gaped "HICCUP?! What are you doing here?! Where is Astrid?!"
Hiccup smiles "she is safe in my car after she saw her front door was cracked open and her dad's car was gone."
Snotlout scowls "oh that bitch. She was supposed to come in here and be helpless as I take her virginity against her will."
Hiccup sighs "your obsession is psychotic and dangerous."
Snotlout scowls "what are you going to do to stop me? She is my damn property!"
Hiccup scowls "I'm calling the police and you have seven minutes to leave before they get here otherwise you get busted for breaking and entering."
Hiccup leaves the room and walks downstairs while calling the police.
"The is the Berk Police department, what is your emergency situation?"
"This is Hiccup Haddock and I'm standing in my girlfriend's house and I'm calling because her house was broken into, my girlfriend is sitting in my car outside and her parents are gone somewhere.
I don't know if the person that broke into her house is still inside but I'll be outside with her in a silver Dodge Challenger SRT eight. Send Officers Hank and Lane."
Seven minutes later, a police cruiser pulled up along with Astrid's parents.
Officer Hank knocks on the window.
Hiccup gets out and says "I'm not sure if the person is still inside the house."
Hank and Lane searched the bottom to top to find Snotlout Jorgenson sitting on the bed with the TV on and eating popcorn and escorts him outside to the lawn.
Alistair and Ingrid gasped at seeing Snotlout Jorgenson at their house. Alistair ask "what is that boy doing in my house?!"
Astrid gaped at seeing Snotlout.
Hiccup sighs "well this proves my point of how stupid you are cousin. When I gave you a chance to fled the scene of a crime but I didn't tell the Hoffersons that I put a camera in each of the rooms that are only link to their specific cellphones.
For example, the camera in Astrid's room is linked to her cellphone only for her privacy and can be shared with her parents using a key password. But you all are going to see exactly why Snotlout is sitting in Astrid's bed" and plays the video on his cellphone.
Afterwards, Hank curious ask "what happened to that restraining order that was in place?"
Hiccup smiles "Snotlout had his dad pay a judge to remove it."
Alistair gaped "what?!"
Hiccup smiles "which is why I made a call to the ABI and had my classes changed so that I would be in every class of hers and be by her side throughout the day. But for you to break into my girlfriend's house and not know that I put in a passcode to enter the house otherwise the cameras in the house turn on in every room to video the intruder."
Alistair smiles "then it's good that Hiccup looks out for us. I'm still curious where you got the tech from?"
Hiccup smiles "had the ABI setup cameras and security system like my house. But when the camera sees only the owners it turns off right away."
Astrid ask "is that what this text meant?"
Hiccup looks at the text reads "don't come home, danger."
Hank looks at Snotlout and says "when the judge hears this, your going to be sitting in a detention center for more than a week."
Hiccup dials Dagur's number.
Dagur smiles "hi, brother, I was trying to go to sleep for school in the morning."
Hiccup sighs "I'm sorry to call you at this time, but Snotlout broke into Astrid's house to surprise her and rape her, I was wondering if you could relay that to your girlfriend Mala.
Dagur gaped "is Astrid okay and did you get laid while taking her out on a honeymoon experience?"
Hiccup sighs "yes, she is okay and I'll tell you tomorrow how the honeymoon went."
Alistair and Ingrid gaped at them while Astrid blushes scarlett.
Dagur smiles "sure, brother, I'll inform her right now for you."
Alistair and Ingrid head inside to go to bed after entering the security system.
Astrid stayed with Hiccup for the night because her covers and sheets had to be washed.
Hank and Lane arrested Snotlout for breaking and entering and posted on Berkbook.