Hiccup, Astrid, Thuggory, Dagur, Cami, Mala, Heather, Fishlegs, Ruffnut and Tuffnut spent the morning having a snowball war after building a barrier wall in the front yard.
After two hours of snowball war, they decided to build a snowman and snow angels.
Hiccup and Dagur decided to have a build off with snow.
Dagur built a boy and a girl dancing with their arms around each other.
Hiccup built a dragon in a standing proud pose.
Their friends voted a tie between Hiccup and Dagur in the build off with snow.
Noon came around when a vehicle pulled up at the Hofferson's house."
Hiccup tells everyone to get inside the house.
Dagur asks "why?"
Hiccup scowls "because that's Spitelout's car."
Mala points out "he wouldn't bring his son over to the Hofferson's house when Alistair and Ingrid are still in the hospital."
Hiccup comment "I had that loaded with security Insurance to protect that house after Snotlout picked the lock."
Astrid peeks out the door to see someone knocking on her parent's door.
she pulls up her camera on her cellphone to see Snotlout knocking on her parent's door.
"Astrid I know your staying in your parents house alone. I had another Judge from another county approved of our marriage licenses!"
Mala gape in shock along with everyone else.
Valka comes downstairs to see Hiccup and Astrid's friends and ask "why is everyone looking in shock?"
Hiccup looks at Mala and ask "can he do that when she's married to me?"
Mala replies "not unless he proved that you two filed for divorce."
Hiccup checks with his friend Throk.
Throk smiles "hey Hiccup, I was just about to call you to tell you that we think we found your father, but we're not sure of it."
Hiccup smiles "that's some good hope of news. say can you run Astrid's name through your computer to see if we filed for divorce?"
(Keys being pressed) (beep)
Throk replies "Astrid Haddock filed for divorce after her husband cheated on her. she then married Snotlout Jorgenson last month. Wait this can't be right because it says this was filed November thirteen and I didn't stamp it to authorize a judge to file it."
Hiccup smiles "it's a forgery."
Throk replies "that would cost you five years in prison for getting divorce papers between two people and a marriage license paper filed when your not married to said person."
Hiccup ends the call and looks to Astrid and says "you can call the police for aggravated harassment."
Mala smirks "I'm adding aggravated harassment with video evidence of Snotlout coming to the Hofferson's house to harass Astrid Haddock."
Hiccup opens the door and smirks "how about we all go over there to surprise him?"
Astrid smirks "you are so bad! I want to wipe that expression off his face."
Everyone walks down four houses to Hofferson's house.
Astrid curious ask "hi, Snotlout, what are you doing at my parent's house when no one has been home since November thirty?"
Snotlout turns around in shock to see Hiccup with Astrid, Judge Mala, Dagur, Heather, Fishlegs, Thuggory, Cami, Tuffnut and Ruffnut and says "Astrid, you told me you were staying at your parents house to keep it clean."
Astrid curious ask "what did you want, Snotlout since you stop by?"
Snotlout smiles "I wanted to tell you that our marriage licenses came in" holding a document.
Mala asks "may I see them?"
Snotlout puzzled ask "them?"
Mala smirks "oh you don't know?"
Snotlout ask "know what?"
Hiccup smiles "well you were supposed to get marriage license, Social Security Insurance with card and Driver license with card."
Snotlout gaped "you get those with marriage license?"
Mala points out "well yeah in order to identify the girl is married and Social Security Insurance records that she is married and stamped after filling out the paperwork "
Snotlout stutters "p-paperwork?"
Astrid reveals her marriage card, Driver's license card and Social Security card with her name on them: Astrid Giggles Haddock.
Hiccup smirks "and we had our marriage license paper stamped with ABI approval. And ABI would have to stamp the divorce papers in order to release Astrid from me."
Snotlout gaped "what?"
Astrid smirks "did you really think that you could get me married to you behind my back with papers that wasn't stamped by agent Throk of the ABI, you asshole?!"
Snotlout smiles "I wanted to make you mine because I love you."
Astrid shakes her head "no you don't. You just wanted to be the first person I had sex with, sadly you weren't the person I had sex with first."
Snotlout scowls at her.
Astrid smirks "oh is Snotlout getting mad that I had sex with his cousin who turned out to be the greatest husband to me?"
Snotlout scowling more at them.
Hiccup smiles "dear, you forgot the first time we had sex while we were both drunk."
Astrid smiles "yeah, we did and in the morning, you asked my mom for an after pill, after we had unprotected sex."
Everyone looked at her.
Astrid ask "what?"
Hiccup replies "Astrid, I could have gotten you pregnant if I didn't have you take an after pill because I didn't wear a condom and you weren't on the pill."
Astrid smirks "well if I did end up pregnant with your baby, at least I knew you would never leave me!"
Hiccup and everyone looks at her.
Snotlout scowls and leaves with his dad.
Heather gaped "I can't believe you had drunk sex with Hiccup and were okay with letting yourself become pregnant with his baby."
Ruffnut gaped "Astrid, you wanted to have his baby?!"
Dagur and Thuggory laughs and pats Hiccup on his back "Hiccup got the hottest girl in school wanting to have sex with him while drunk and get impregnated by him!"
Hiccup shakes his head "my dad would be disappointed in me if he found out I got my crush pregnant after having a one night stand with her before marrying her."
Valka gaped in shock "Hiccup! Your father died in a plane crash three years ago!"
Hiccup shakes his head "no, mom. Dad somehow survived the plane crash and made it to a road and disappeared from there. Throk told me that they think they found him in a hospital in Iowa."
Valka sheds tears "Stoick's alive?"
Hiccup hugs his mom "yes, mom. dad's alive in a hospital in Iowa."
Valka smiles "it would be great to have him home for Christmas this year."
They went back to Hiccup's house.
Cami smirks "so Astrid, you started thinking about wanting babies with Hiccup?"
Astrid blushes "yep and wanting more sex with him!"
Cami smirks "he must fill you out in order to make you want more sex with him?"
Hiccup sighs "can we stop about the sex or I'm going to lose control and take you?"
Astrid smirks "oh really?"
Hiccup widened his eyes and shakes his head and walks inside his house while commenting "nope, not now."
Nine days later, Monday, December fourteen.
Astrid and Hiccup woke up for school.
Astrid went to the bathroom and ask "Hiccup, could you grab my clothes and a pad for me?"
Hiccup ask "you started your period today?"
Astrid replies "yes and the cramps hurt a little."
Hiccup smiles "sure I'll grab you a pad. Don't start the shower yet."
Astrid ask "why not?!"
Hiccup smiles "so I can help you with your cramp."
He grabs a pad for Astrid and a condom and them fresh clothes for school this morning.
Astrid took off her clothes and started the shower.
Hiccup entered the bathroom and locked it and set their clothes on the sink.
He took off his clothes and put on the condom and pulled the curtain to let himself in the shower to see Astrid holding her stomach.
She looks to see Hiccup join her in the shower and sees him wearing a condom and ask "you plan on having sex with me in the shower?"
He smiles "yes, it said that having sex with your girlfriend or wife while she is on her period helps make her cramps go away. Just have to wear a condom because she is releasing an egg through blood because it didn't get fertilized."
Astrid sighs "are you sure it's not because you want to have sex in the shower again?"
Hiccup smiles "maybe both."
Astrid sighs "can you lay down?"
Hiccup smiles and lays down on his back while Astrid straddles his waist.
She reaches between her legs and grabs his member and insert it into her vagina hole.
Hiccup lays his hands on her waist and push her down on his member all the way up her cervix to her womb with ease due to blood lubricating her cervix.
Astrid smiles feeling him inside her cervix and says "I hope your right about orgasm makes the cramps go away."
Hiccup smiles "of course I'm right."
Astrid lifts up on his member and slides back down on his member.
Hiccup holds her still for three minutes before feeling himself cum in the condom.
Astrid sighs feeling him cum in the condom.
After a few minutes he tries to lift her off his member when her walls tighten around his member and force his member to release more.
After ten minutes, Astrid's walls release his member and gets up to see the condom covered in blood.
Hiccup ask "are you better after having sex?"
Astrid sighs and sits on his member and smiles when his member inserted itself in her vaginal hole.
Hiccup ask "what are you doing?"
Astrid lays down as much as she can to wrap her arms around his neck.
Hiccup reacts to his member enter her vaginal hole and rest his hands on her waist and thrust into her vaginal hole ten times before releasing his semen in the condom again.
He looks down to see Astrid has her eyes closed and says "Astrid open your eyes."
Astrid opens her eyes to feel her cervix filled with her juices and blood and feels her cramps went away and begins to get up when her walls tighten around his member.
Hiccup then felt the tip of his member hurt a little bit before Astrid whimpered in pain for a second before feeling their muscles tighten during intercourse
After three minutes, her walls release his member and they separated from each other and hurried up washing themselves.
While getting dressed, Hiccup points out "I don't know what happened while having intercourse."
Astrid replies "I wonder about that too."
Hiccup smiles "it could mean that we bind our sex organs to each other and I think it would also explain why your walls tighten around my member to prevent me from leaving your cervix."
Astrid curious ask "you don't think that our organs are trying to make a baby?"
Hiccup looks at his member in the condom and wonders about it.
Astrid points out "it made the cramps go away."
Hiccup curious ask "how was it?"
Astrid smiles "it was great!"
Hiccup nervous comments "I can imagine that after this that if you don't take the birth control pill that I just double the chances of me impregnating you before Christmas incase the condom got punctured unknowingly."
Astrid grins "oh shut it. You enjoyed having sex with me."
Hiccup smiles "yes, I do like having sex with you, but I don't like having sex with you at certain times during your cycle that put you in a high chance of pregnancy."
Hiccup and Astrid left in his Dodge Ram going to school.
The eighteenth of December was their last day of school for first semester of freshman year.
Ten days later, morning of Christmas Eve.
Hiccup woke up and walked downstairs.
His mom was still sleeping, so he called Astrid to see if she's up since they brought her parents home from the hospital.
Throughout the week of Astrid's period week, they got up a half an hour earlier in the morning to have time to have sex in the shower so that they didn't have a mess on the bed.
"This is Astrid, sorry I missed your call. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you."
Hiccup looks at Toothless and curious says "that's unusual because she always answers my call. Let's go buddy."
He got dressed and ran over to Astrid's house to see Spitelout's car in the driveway and scowls "oh I'm so going to kick someone's ass!"
He quietly walked upstairs to Astrid's room to see her door locked and pulls out his unlock card and releases the pin and opens the door to see Snotlout with his hand on Astrid's neck while his other hand trying to pull down her pajama pants and underwear.
Hiccup grabs him by the neck and pulls him off of her and slams the door against his head three times before leaving him on the floor unconscious.
Astrid whimpers "H-hiccup? How did you know I was in trouble?"
Hiccup walks over to her bed and wraps his arms around her to make her feel safe "I called your cellphone to tell you merry Christmas, but you didn't answer.
So I ran over here to check on you and I seen Spitelout's car outside."
